Heartattack And Vine

You know there ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk...

Liar, liar with your pants on fire White spades hangin' on the telephone wire Gamblers reevaluate along the dotted line You'll never recognize yourself on Heartattack and Vine Doctor, lawyer, beggarman, thief Philly Joe remarkable looks on in disbelief If you want a taste of madness, you'll have to wait in line You'll probably see someone you know on Heartattack and Vine Boney's high on china white, Shorty found a punk Don't you know there ain't no devil? There's just God when he's drunk Well this stuff'll probably kill you, let's do another line What you say you meet me down on Heartattack and Vine? See that little Jersey girl in the see-through top With the pedal pushers, sucking on a soda pop Well I bet she's still a virgin, but it's only twenty-five till nine You can see a million of 'em on Heartattack and Vine Better off in Iowa, against your scrambled eggs Than crawling down Cahuenga on a broken pair of legs You'll find your ignorance is blissful every goddamn time You're waitin' for the RTD on Heartattack and Vine Boney's high on china white, Shorty found a p-p-punk Don't you know there ain't no devil? There's just God when he's drunk Well this stuff'll probably kill you, let's do another line What you say you meet me down on Heartattack and Vine? Liar, liar with your pants on fire White spades hangin' on the telephone wire Gamblers reevaluate along the dotted line You'll never recognize yourself on Heartattack and Vine Doctor, lawyer, beggarman, thief Philly Joe remarkable looks on in disbelief If you want a taste of madness, you'll have to wait in line You'll probably see someone you know on Heartattack and Vine See that little Jersey girl in the see-through top With the pedal pushers, sucking on a soda pop Well I bet she's still a virgin, but it's only twenty-five till nine You can see a million of 'em on Heartattack and Vine Boney's high on china white, Shorty found a punk Don't you know there ain't no devil? There's just God when he's drunk Well this stuff will probably kill you, let's do another line What you say you meet me down on Heartattack and Vine?