Rain On Mim

[Intro: Dan Bull] I should grab a hundred content creators from near and far Put 'em on a track, call it a "Rap Battle Royale" In fact, I'm actually going to go and do that [Dan Bull] 'Kay, I'm back, and I've made a few calls Made a track that will break a few rules Never mind Marvel, this could be The most ambitious crossover event in history Fighting for the title are a hundred different faces Some of us are great at this and some of us are failures Some are total strangers, some will be your favorites But only one of us is HowToBasic [Mat4yo] It's a bird, it's a plane The sky's gonna fall Psych! I'm Mary Poppins, y'all! [Randolph] Parachute down no time to waste Head straight for the bushes (Quick) Dreaming of the gun that I can't locate So instead I get bludgeoned (Uhuh) [Daddyphatsnaps] I landed in Tilted Towers The cowards shot me in the ass, directly in the trousers [Roomie] I'm in Tilted Towers and like Austin Powers I bang everyone for hours, golden bullet showers [Muselk] Standing right in the landing site Popping shots off at anybody rambling by [Baron Samedi] I'm in the zone, looking for a spot to hide When I was sniped by a guy on a drive-by rocket ride [Instalok] Caught in a storm and I'm running away I never should have landed here in Flush Factory [Dooley Noted] I'm swinging through the rooftop without any pause Like a full on criminal version of Santa Claus [Ricky Berwick] I play Fortnite with my eyes I play Fortnite with my chin I play Fortnite with my cheeks I play Fortnite with my teeth [JT Music] Hey man, got a gun for me? God damn, ain't gonna give you one for free Can't you lend a bandage or potion to me? Crazy, I babysit everyone with me [George Bull] *Baby babbling* [NateWantsToBattle] You won't find me when I hide in the trees 'Til I leap up high, get sniped in the knees [LilDeuceDeuce] Can't handle the heat? Get out the pub, G I'll serve you like a battle royale with cheese [Ashens] I don't really play Fortnite, you see Personally, I prefer PUBG [Mega Ran] Drop on the map then I plot my attack Strapped with a rocket attached, I am not full of crap I'ma pop me a cap then build like Frank Lloyd Wright Hopped up on crack [Kanhanga SportRap] O king do sportrap, to na track Selvagem como leão, bro respect O mundo em conexão, click clack Canal em explosão, B. Black [Athene] In this game you can never relax (Never relax, never relax) That's why we rap on the heaviest tracks [jacksfilms] Fuck crafting, I never craft If you craft, you're a daft lad Don't make me laugh, dad All I need is guns, rat-tat-tatta-tat-tat Try to keep up, granddad God, I'm a badass [CarRaxX] Rushea a tu gusto pero ten algo de cura Que ni tendiendo un arbusto pero ten algo de cura [Doble] No podrás contra mi fuego ni mi nabilidad Pedirás ayuda pero no tendré piedad [TheRPGMinx] Tried to use a bandage as a band aid But I got mixed up and it was a grenade [Lindsay Jones] Well, I'm new to Fortnite and I'm excited to play But when I type "LFG," they reply "Go away" [Kim Dotcom] Modern Warfare had fifteen mil' I was number one, so you'll be easy to kill [MattShea] Can't land shots but I know how to build Gonna stay in here 'til the rest get killed [FabvL] Gold SCAR make them ladies wet Higher than a launch pad, not a dang regret [Gameboy Jones] Did a rocket ride and seen these cowards fled But then I fell too high, so now I'm dead [Rustage] Grabbed some coffee whilst I wait for the game to boot But now I'm dead and shoot, they saw the good loot [Leigh Beadon] Find my spot, scope's on you Line up shot, fall off roof [DatteBeats] Meu time chegou agora Vamos detonar é hora Somos os melhores pegando cada abate No topo do topo, vencendo no Fortnite [Canal Raplay] Armado até o pescoço, eu vou descarregar o pente Parlay dando headshot, gringo não fica contente [Doble] Voy arrasando como un ciclón Destrozando todo escuadrón [JayFmusicRap] Vente compadre, ya no hay nadie que me pare Cuando comienza la party se me ponen a bailar Todo el mundo mira con las manitas arriba Como me corono el rey del battle royale [Enrique Rubio] Empieza la batalla, hay que tener agallas Salto en pisos picados a matar como cabrón Soy el peque y tengo que dar la talla para Matar a todos y quedar el fucking campeón [Yuri Black] Click, boom, você caiu no chão Click, clack, sou foco na missão Yuri Black, grave o nome eu sou pressão Comigo na batalhe vai direto pro caixão [Daarui] Um battle royale em evolução Matar todo mundo e fazer contrução [DK Zoom] Mais oponestes que cairam só eu no fim restou É pouca fala e muita bala é meu estilo, plow [Iker Plan] Tras la tormenta todos los que quedan se ponen a llorar ¡Que solo puede quedar uno! ¡No te mientas! Esto es un todo o nada dejo sin aliento a cualouiera Desde mi rampa tú sigues dando vueltas No puedes esconderte aquí tu destino es la muerte Nací preparado para ¡Fornite! pírate Tengo todos los tesoros y las armas Que tú buscas te mato de frente ¡Boom! Mira mi nivel [Boogie2988] Walls, walls, got no balls But just like Trump, I'm building walls [Boyinaband] Hi, I'm Dave from Boyinaband Now I'm dead, Duckety Duck [Hi-Rez] With Young Thug drinking a Chug Jug We found a chest in the back of a dump truck [Gizzy Gazza] Trying to avoid every shotgun pop I build a big wall like I'm Donald Trump [Xiao Rishu] I'm coming through with my mini-gun, gun Dum-diddy-dum diddy-diddy dum-dum [VideoGameRapBattles] I'M SHOT IN THE HINEY SOMEONE REVIVE ME [NerdCubed] Gunning for you, say your Ave Maria With guns, grenades, an entire Ikea [Chris Ray Gun] I'm haphazardly running across the island There's a firefight right on the horizon And got a white revolver and I'm frightened But look a bush, hey, perfect timing Only safe place in the whole game Do I feel shame? Hah, no way [Iain Mannix] I don't play nice, I do all the damage Make our first night and give me a bandage [Chris Ray Gun] I'm the last man hiding in a hedge 'Cause I quite like to live life right on the edge [Aaron Fraser-Nash] I like living on the edge, quite literally I've been camped by the storm as shrubbery [Divide Music] You see me walking inside a dank shrubbery [NemRaps] I'm about to get in the middle of Lucky Landing Hit them with a wiggle, they giggling when I'm dancing Swivelling and jiggle my booty, it never stop 'Til the C4 blows and the bodies go pop [Ohmi] See you building them stairs When I shoot, you block So I go to bust them down With a smooth, smooth chop Come around the way with that 22. Glock Boom, boom, pop Now I got that loot you dropped [Professor Elemental] I don't even need, like, any of the weapons Just like a medkit and a bandage and a stone I can win a battle royale with no weapons All I need is a bandage to smash your whole head in [GassyMexican] I missed the Raven Skin and now I'm crying Slept on it too? Mufasa, you lying [Nice Peter] I'm throwing up new Stabs whenever you flex I turn the battleground into a duplex [EpicLLOYD] So who's next for a round in the head? You're mine now bi- Ah, dammit, I'm dead [RubberNinja] Okay right, it's been five minutes And I haven't found a gun, well I guess I'm finished [iBallisticSquid] Triggering the explosive remote Then I provoke you with a cheeky emote [Bonecage] Here lies B.C. dying on a hill Never found one gun, never got one kill [Oxygen Beats] No B.C., are you like gone for real? I'm undone, I'll just hide in this spot until [The Living Tombstone] When I spray at a rate, better pray hard I'm The Living Tombstone, you're laying in a graveyard [DEFMATCH] Fresh Prince running man on your tombstone The hardest working carpenter you know [Keyblade] Yo permanezco oculto en un arbusto, a gusto Y espero al momento a justo a dar un susto brusco [supershigi] I need help, I need more ordinance But I don't know how to tell my co-ordinates [TEAMHEADKICK] When I see your head, then I let the lead fly (Legendary!) I don't need to hide I'm a maniac but I keep control I'mma roam with a gun for your booty hole [Bth Games Music] Tengo destreza mi don es bestial Uso la técnica para liquidar A todos aquellos que vienen de chulos Son unos garrulos que voy a matar [Ykato] Desdo lo alto voy irectamente a los juegos Del hambre sin un escuadrón Equipate el culo pienso matar uno por Uno ocupand el francotirador [Kinox] Agarro mi SCAR-L dorada, racargo y disparo Balazo en tu frente ¡Te he dado! [Isu RmX] Mis rimas se arriman más que un buen disparo Te ataco en sigilo con mucho descaro [Dariadubs] Celebro bailando sobre tu cuerpo La victoria es mía, ¡estad atentos! [Nick J Henderson] Wait, is this the right server? [Saikore] Nada me para, ni balas lanzadas directamente de tu RPG Quieren pararme y no saben que hacer Saikore llega a salty empieza a correr [Shao Dow] Forget the guns, forget the parts Forget the storm, I want to dance [EnterElysium] It's not the winning, it's the taking part But I spent my day spectating, ah [Chad Wild Clay] The game may be free to play But Chad Wild Clay gonna make you pay Gonna take a grenade that I got from Loot Lake Gonna paint these walls with your brains [The Stupendium] Well, I got a few kills and it went to my head So I check one text, look back and I'm dead, aw [Outconsumer] Y no crees que en español es diferente Corre, acopia, construye, y muere [tejbz] Fa-fa-fa, baby Yeah, I'm back, it's Tejbz Fortnite is my jam, play with Ninja, chat spam [Tay Zonday] My fort's a ferrari, built by a genius [tejbz] I'm not retarded, just a little bit Swedish [Tay Zonday] Drinking my shield juice, wait, grenade I'm gonna die 'cause my buttons all hate me [tejbz] Give me a golden sniper You'll be crying to get a new diaper [Tay Zonday] So much wood, they cannot show it in theatres [Rockit Gaming] Pick up the sniper, shoot it through your head A bullet flying past me, loot up 'cause you're dead I've got one HP left, yeah, that's what I call getting tilted [Elsie Lovelock] Duck and roll quick 'cause I'm looking for cover But was hit so much that I couldn't recover [Icarus] Is that a quick scope? I'm not aiming for your ribs Give me a SCAR, give me a trophy I'm the boy who lived [SAV] Yo, it's SAV, I'm a noob on Fortnite And it took me a fucking fortnight To figure out what to do on Fortnite These bastards shoot in a sword fight [Akira the Don] Tell the truth or at least don't lie (Akira) I never played Fortnite [Phan Ann] Nhảy xuống ngôi nhà chạy vào bên trong Giết hết tất cả rối núp vào bên hông Tặng một điệu nhảy hắn bỊ hạ gục Cầm khẩu scar bạn sẽ thấy nhào ảo thuật [Oliver Age 24] Truth is, I haven't even heard of Fortnite But if Dan Bull says, "Collab?" You say, "Alright" [Stamper] I don't even know what Fortnite is But it sounds like a bunch of lame kids having a slumber party And building forts with the couch cushions I'm just playing, it's a game with a bunch of lucky button pushers [NoneLikeJoshua] Yo, snipe from my house on Loot Lake, you're injured I'll be the one to shoot Drake with Ninja [Andrew Huang] Fortnite, been playing it for two weeks Don't shoot me, my character's too weak [Sparkles*] To leave you bleeding's my mission In the Fatal Fields in the foetal position [TomSka] Repping that John Wick, shooting like a lunatic Better run for cover if you see me with the boomstick [piyoasdf] Como una metralla que no falla en la batalla Te dispara ratatata matando a los canallas Contra mi fuege ni mi habilidad Ayuda pero no tendré piedad [MdeMelocoton] Entro en combate, armas prepraradas Soy una sniper muy bien entrenada [Ivangel Music] Con la SCAR no me das no verás la skin del camara-da Miedo mi escuadrón matando solo con granadas [TAKR] Sniper calibrada Vejo o vacilão na mira Mais um pra conta Menos um na partida [Felicia Rock] A minha mira é a certeza da garantida vitória No final estou pe dé concretizando mina glória [TK Raps] Estilo sniper, mato meu opontnte a distancia A espada afiada que corta sua arrogância [TC Punters] Eu cheguei pra vencer, você vai me entreter Meu gatilho é veloz e ninguém pode prever [Guuh A.S.C.] Eu vou prevalecer Você jamais irá vencer Vem peitar o guuh asc Se eu chego na batalha game over pra você [TheGamingLemon] Better watch out when I come in for a push Make your whole squad cry when I shush them with a bush [Unit Lost] You've been hit with a Brit spitfire And I'm gonna get higher then I'll retire [Zuby] Came bringin' pain and I came to reclaim Make it rain in the game when I aim at your frame [Zach Boucher] Tracing back and forth, we're never lacking forts Suggest running 'cause we're coming like the Eye of the Storm [Weebl] Cut my way through a roof, fell three floors Now I look like a flat Diana Dors [BrySi] Full shields with a gold SCAR And I'm in first place with only two bars [NerdOut] I get big chugs, she's got big jugs She'll be slipping on my juices, call me Wailing Wood [Veela] Let me do a little dance for you as I reach out Got me looking like crab walk as I bleed out [Miracle of Sound] Sneak up, you won't hear me coming round You can call that a Miracle of Sound [MIC:LEE] My squad is blind to the drama Yeah, we're gonna find all the Llamas [InTheLittleWood] Look bitch, I'm not cheating, you're lagging Stay and spectate as I bag 'em and tag 'em [MC Lars] Smashers, takers, blasters, flingers Get the rocket in the middle finger [The Slapdash Rapper] Creep through, lethal, battle most regal If I peep you, then it's sayonara, weeaboo [Mediyak] Entro en escena la verdad como una lunatico Voy a esconderme ya veras yo juego tactico Se nos cierra la tormenta tio pero no me achanta Preparo los misiles, sora, salta [Sora] Surco el vaso mapa a lomos de este misil ¿Cientos contra mi? Mejor que sean mil Este duo es imparable la victoria magistral Vamos a chocar ¿mediyak? Medi AAAAAAAAH [Itsjustjord] I'll build a base that's so damn fine It'll get featured on Grand Designs [TryHardNinja] What's that, Mom, dinner's ready? Gotta run guys