So You Want To Love Me

[Intro: YZ Aubergine] Alright ye scat scallawags, all hands on deck! Hoist the sails, drop the trousers, grab the tweezers and binoculars! Drink a pint and let's sing the booty shanty, ready? MAKE SOME NOISE IT'S TIME TO BOOTY RAID! [Chorus] BBC! I'm taking it on my knees! Baby batter dripping down as far as the eye can see! BBC! I'm spreading out my cheeks! Tooting up that ass so you can... (Cheeky sexual moan) Fuck me! BBC! I'm taking it on my knees! Baby batter dripping down as far as the eye can see! BBC! I'm spreading out my cheeks! Tooting up that ass so you can... (Cheeky sexual moan) Fuck me! [Verse 1: YZ Aubergine] He a landlubber, I'm a man-lover Bumhole colour purple, but no Danny Glover- Sheathe a "lethal weapon", anti-fanny buster Never plunging clunge, time to spank and plunder! Thunderclap his ass, make his hеrpes spread Call his butt a panda, anus "turning red" Got a burning hеad ghost riding cheeks Hunting down your meat, not playing hide and seek 'Cause I've been gripping dicks like I've been sipping beer A bum buccaneer, a prick pistoleer Make your family watch me fart in your mouth... We got seven seas rocking gonorrhoea! If your cock's concealed when I cop a feel I turn straights to gays like "Homo Copperfield"! Watch me force the foreskin with some Krokodil Rigging your sperm count, I can't "stop the steal"! Hammer half the spine, a bony glockenspiel Gladly split the anus like a banana peel If there's a funeral for the bootyhole We'll still pound the cheeks if the coffin's sealed! Homo holiday, we hauling jaws of gays Topping cream and nut on his cock parfait See, I be shooting sons, my semen Marvin Gaye... DOMINATE THE HOLE, I'M SHIT CHARLEMAGNE! [Verse 2: Fat Bub] Bootyhole pirates, shit on my eyelids Hunting for booty and searching for privates Fly in that ass like a muhfuckin' pilot Spreading the bootycheeks out like a virus Swinging the penis around, it is giant Kissing his lips, boy I swear he the finest Sit on them balls like I'm Miley Cyrus Beating them cheeks, tape his mouth, he is silent! Rawdogging them cheeks 'til he shedding a tear Hunting for penis like it is a deer We the gay ass pirates, we the "bucca-queers" Tearing out them guts, I got a souvenir Yo ho, hee ho, anchors away! Fuck on my homies because I am a gay Spin on his dick like I'm doing ballet Twerk on his penis, my booty gon' shake I said "Shiver me timbers", we started to finger | our buttholes We fucking, the smell finna linger And after that, I take him out for some dinner He snow on my face like the month is December Put my hook in his ass, wiped with the wrong hand We ain't fucking no bitches, I'm stealing your man We're wearing bikinis, we getting a tan Playing with balls like Kevin Durant It's going, the semen was flowing I'm spreading my cheeks, now my bootyhole showing It's wet like the ocean, my hip on his thigh... Lube it up with some lotion Clapping the cheeks, gag on dicks, started chokin' ...open my cheeks Rip open my legs He picked me up, slammed me down on the bed Rub his tongue on my nipples after we have sex He gon' eat my ass like some scrambled eggs [Verse 3: Hepatitis G] (DICK!) I'ma fuck a cripple I'ma play with his booty, I'ma play with his nipples Thought he had two nuts, but he had triple Special Ed head really hit, give me more Fuck him from the bed, now we moving straight to the floor Shitting out a storm! I'ma judge his dookie, think it had a good form Feel it on my dick, thought it felt real warm He gon' jerk me off at super speed Deepthroat it, no cough Eat this slop out the trough Retards give me top He want it real bad, man he froth for the cock He begging me to stop, do you want it or not? You fuck with Team Clutch you gon' get cum shot Doth thine know you're one of my hoes? You open up my box and you find a nice chode Grab a couple balls, we going gay mode Jerking anyone and everyone to form a big load [Verse 4: Scar] I'ma board your ship, so hand it over quick I'm not talking booty, man I'm talking DICK! My name is "Skeet Bonnet", cum in my rum You want some? Well, come take a sip... Me and black dick, we come to your village We toot it up and we fuck and we pillage We ain't never gonna stop 'til every single Mouth and booty and dick is filled with all of our filling X marks the spot, it leads to my dick STDs, but I'm illiterate as shit I'ma blunderbuss all over your nuts I'm fruity as fuck eating nut for lunch Yeah we got scurvy, but we love to fuck Gonna walk the plank if you don't toot it up I'm the king of Bi pirates Monkey BBC, Luffy-who crew getting fruity for the booty The One Piece is real, but my two cheeks are better The whole crew weathered for the bootyhole weather Oh shit, ghost ship from the distance! There's a flag on the mast of James Charles getting fisted! It's a flying Dutchman, he was crying and sobbing Dick looking real scary, gigantically haunting Pegged Data with his legs that he uses for walking And then fucked him in the ass whilst the sailors were watching (Har har!) [Chorus] BBC! I'm taking it on my knees! Baby batter dripping down as far as the eye can see! BBC! I'm spreading out my cheeks! Tooting up that ass so you can... (Cheeky sexual moan) Fuck me! [Verse 5: Trinidad Buller] Di bwoy love me, so me fuck him in the batty He start fi bowl out, I put it in he mouth He want a big cocky Me plunder he He bleeding all pan me He break in he throat and make e bwoy choke Until he cannot breathe Di Caribbean Sea, is where all mi killers dem be Sucking on big black D's... We cumshoot and don't say "freeze"! Mi hoist di flag wit di rainbow No black flag, skull, or crossbone Fuck Blackbeard in 'e asshole Suck he crew dicks by an atoll [Verse 6: Blk Mask] I love it when he big, buff, and black He searching in my booty, Captain Jack I'ma eat the whole dick for lunch Fuck up the roof of my mouth, Captain Crunch Pirate's life, that the life for me I'm throating niggas across the seven seas I love it when my bussy get took His dick curve hard, Captain Hook We fucking in the back of the boat I'n 'bout to show him why these niggas really call me the GOAT I'm shoving all of these seaman's dicks in me until I get soaked If you select me at the right time. Then you will get smoke I'm tryna ride the Moby Dick Set sail in my anus 'til I'm motion sick I'm getting dizzy- Well give me that dick baby, I love free Willy! I'm throating on a dick and yeah it taste like chili I'm a menace in the fucking crew He got a dick that be looking like one of Shaq's shoes Prolapse my anus, that's Ludacris, I'm "chopped and screwed"! I need a nigga dark as fuck and he sound like POOH Talk dirty, baby Be my matey, that dick is driving me crazy My Superman, cum and save, we fucking 'til we get lazy I'm sucking out all your babies, I'm foaming nut like rabies My vision is getting hazy, you niggas really can't fade me! [Verse 7: Semen Sissy] Blackbeard in my back read I got busted on by a buccaneer I let five guys cum in my eyes on the high tide like "Aye aye"! Like a Kanye fan, I meat ride Let my matey put his meat inside me Hoist the flag, show my gay pride I stay tuned in to Queer Eye Arrr! Peg leg in my arse Voyage on his meat to afar Ahoy matey, I don't fuck with ladies Hey Captain Jack, I'm jonesing for Davy Davy Jones Ride him like a bot on a Jizzin' journey Dicks and stones can give me Crohn's, but jizz will never hurt me Just kidding, I got scurvy I'm looking for booty, the one with a crack Dress him in drag, looking for a Scallyfag Double-crossed dicks on the flag I'm throwing back at Captain Jack Jerk him off with my hook hand I'm a cum captain, I'm in command I demand to get slammed in my anal gland I got fucked by a merman [Verse 8: Dah Malewhores] Spread it wide, give me my telescope Pull it out his ass, the smell doesn't choke 'Cause I see a big pecker on a ship at sea Full sail to the ship's rear and ram it with speed We're boarding the ship, killed the ones with no dick Tied up all of the men who are cute and look fit One begs and tells me where they keep all their money But we don't want fleece, we just want all their booty Put them all in the brig, all stripped I take the one that my first mate tried to pick Take him to ye quarters and take off ye fits I ate a big whale 'cause I'm Moby THICK I tell him he's gotta make me ARRRGH Or I'll have to gut him open and fuck the scar My hook's in his anus to make him get hard His Cock is real juicy, now make me ARRGH! My bumhole is walking the wooden plank Ass on his thighs, giving it a spank! I start to moan, he's sharp like a barrette My moans get repeated by my trusty parrot I'm shaking my arse like a salt shaker He's blowing my back like a windwaker My booty felt so good, I spider his wood I turned the lad into a widow-maker He's squirting out his cannonballs I yell "Thar she blows!" and shitted out on the wall He's really thirst, so he's licking it all I am the captain of sodomy standing tall Killed all the women and fucked the sailors If you got a big ass, then say your prayers Your treasures, your loot cannot satiate me Keep yees gold, I just want ye virginity! [Chorus] BBC! I'm taking it on my knees! Baby batter dripping down as far as the eye can see! BBC! I'm spreading out my cheeks! Tooting up that ass so you can... (Cheeky sexual moan) Fuck me! [Verse 9: Direlm] Giving him kisses, my dick is killer, sleep you with the fishes I got that homo swallowing my children Putting my kids into grown folks' business I eat it I'm vicious And I go up to that hetero's missus Told her that I had her man bending over my bed All while she was cleaning up them dishes BITCH Speedos are my business fit I rub his nipples just like a clit But not a clit, I don't fuck no bitch Only thing good is a fucking dick You know I'm a fucking prick Fucking your ass then I rob your shit We don't got lube so I use my spit I can make any man do the splits Nobody can stop me Yeah I'm real gay so you know that I'm cocky I got a husky man crawling on top me Giving your mans brain just like a zombie I'm just yearning all feelings all sensual When he calls me Daddy, I feel real special Got me gargling both of them testicles I'm a flaming, raging homosexual! [Verse 10: KolossalKocks] Captain BLACKDICK with a FAT PRICK Tell your booty scouts to come track this Light your bowels ablaze like a MATCHSTICK That black booty gettin' SNATCHED QUICK Catch me drydocking with a witless queer Crackin' booties open with a littered spear Treat his poop like treasure deep within his rear Work him from inside like a gay puppeteer Arrgh matey, give me a spell... This hook make it hard, watch me ding-a-ling SWELL! Check the smell of the bowels of the Brigadine Jail Scurvy slopped on yer dick like secretes of a snail I'm not Blackbeard, I be a fat queer Filthy legendary known black rear And we cracking open all ass here Like a gay Pap smear, me SCAT SMEAR Booty cramming God damnit, these harlots can't stand it! The Bootyhole Pirates of Clutch has just landed The raper, gut-taker, don't care what me branded Me third hanging leg leave yer bumhole enchanted Playing chess. you scallies be the rook Seven seas be known as the BOOTY CROOK Splooge shot create watery graves Pirate king when it comes to the booty took Suck me nuts 'til I start to blunderbust Cock at sea, me crew filled with wonderlust Rectum creed, I'll assassinate your Butt Drag you down to Davy Jones of Clutch Me pecker turned sable when sat at your neck Me booty needs cleaning, now swab up the deck "Is this done by force"? Yes mate, you're correct! Hope he love Moby Dick 'cause I speak about sex [Verse 11: NotXxXayne] Nigga treat me like a slut, nigga grip my back end Bootyhole warrior standing, I'm the last man Got him chained up and I give the nigga a backhand While I smoke the nigga dick like a brand new pack man (Keep a strap man) You think I'm straight? Well I think that you're crazy Snatch up you ass when I swallow yo babies Rode dick like a horse, I said "Yippie Ki Aye Aye" And I bit a nigga dick like a nigga had rabies Oh Lord Nigga, you think you're a man now? Saw the nigga panties when I pulled the nigga pants down Like a plane on my face, semen better land now Semen ran down when I blew it like a fan now Thanos got the glove on, I'ma snap it Big booty nigga and he know I'ma tap it Treat him like a toy when I call that nigga faggot Grab a nigga dick and you know a nigga fapping Blew his ass up like a muhfuckin' cannon Blood on my dick like a muhfuckin' tampon Fresh fish in this bitch, grill his ass like he salmon Pressing record make sure I got the cam on Fucking me good, hitting me from the back B-B-Bitch I'm a fag, I don't cap when I rap C-C-Cum in his eye and I'm making him mad When that shit hit his vision and then he see black Snatching yo kids like a pedophile And he fat cut that weight like a suicidal Make him run a mile make him sweat like tidal Fuck him in the woods 'cause my dick game wild, nigga Make his dick spin like a turntable DJ nigga round like a burnt bagel Sperm maple sticky like a burned candle Wheelchair make it spin like he unstable Bitch I'll fuck your Daddy I don't give a shit Tryna steal our flow, thieving little bitch Hope yo momma beat you and you cut your wrist In ya grave hope you know you drown in piss lil' nigga Nigga think he making big moves Stealing bar, stealing beats, hitting licks too One thing I'mma promise, we gon' kill you (wow!) 'Cause Clutch ain't fucking with the big dudes Nigga [Verse 12: Hydracocque] BBC! Nigga swallow me! Pin you down to the ground and I'll have my way with thee! BBC, what will you be? I'm the penis punisher and I want your booty! Man enough of these tenor notes I'm finna fuck a nigga, stroking his booty to all these intervals Lickin' a nigga down, I'm gonna be sucking his penis and testicles Skin him alive and I'm gonna be living' inside, I'm a sick homosexual Gay pirate with a stiff wooden peg leg Twenty niggas in my bed and their legs spread Parrot on my shoulder and he also got a boner Black beard, black queer, sippin' semen soda I don't even give a fuck unless it's up a male ass I never ask, I rape and tape and gape and prolapse Scalp a nigga while he's sucking me off, that's no cap Rope tied around his mouth so the nigga won't yap Got a blunderbuss that shit go brrrat Kill opp niggas, I drop niggas, I'm layin these niggas flat Got a hook on the end of my third arm Rip a nigga's ass, I'm causin some absurd harm Wearin' out a nigga's ass but never gonna be wearin' out my voice Pull up in the whip, a pirate ship, I ain't ever need no Rolls Royce Pullin' up to the dock and I'm ready to dock, I can give top to all the gay boys So pull out the wooden sex toys, make noise This is for all the gay niggas in the seven seas All the niggas on their knees just to just please Lick upon my fucking nuts and give my dick a squeeze Pump my dick up while I'm pumped up on amphetamines It's a long verse, but I got a long cock Shoot a long burst, then it drag when I walk WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY MARBLES, THEY'RE ALL LOST! SO PUMPED THAT MY NIPPLE RINGS POPPED OFF! JUST SUCK MY DICK UNTIL MY PENIS POPS OFF CUT YOUR HEAD AND FUCK IT, MAN, I LIKE MY MEN SAWED OFF I'M INTO ALL COCK BUT YOU NIGGAS ALL TALK TRACE YOUR BODY WITH MY CUM OUTLINED IN COCK CHALK Anyways, that's enough of that shit! I'mma go and suck another dick! [Chorus] BBC! I'm taking it on my knees! Baby batter dripping down as far as the eye can see! BBC! I'm spreading out my cheeks! Tooting up that ass so you can... (Cheeky sexual moan) Fuck me!