Chaise Longue

[Verse 1] Mummy, daddy, look at me I went to school and I got a degree All my friends call it the big D I went to school and I got the big D I got the big D I got the big D I got the big D I went to school and I got the big D [Verse 2] Is your muffin buttered? Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin? Excuse me (What?) Excuse me (What?) Hey, you, over there On the chaise longue, in your underwear What are you doing sitting down? You should be horizontal now [Refrain] On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue On the chaise longue, all day long, on thе chaise longue On the chaisе longue, on the chaise longue On the chaise longue, all day long, on the chaise longue [Verse 3] Is your mother worried? Would you like us to assign someone to worry your mother? Excuse me? (What?) Excuse me? (What?) Hey, you, in the front row Are you coming backstage after the show? Because I've got a chaise longue in my dressing room And a pack of warm beer that we can consume [Refrain] On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue On the chaise longue, all day long, on the chaise longue On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue On the chaise longue, all day long, on the chaise longue On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue On the chaise longue, all day long, on the chaise longue On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue On the chaise longue, all day long, on the chaise longue [Refrain] On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue On the chaise longue, all day long, on the chaise longue On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue On the chaise longue, all day long, on the chaise longue On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue On the chaise longue, all day long, on the chaise longue On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue On the chaise longue, all day long, on the chaise longue [Outro] All day long, all day long, on the chaise longue All day long, all day long, on the chaise longue All day long, all day long, on the chaise longue On the chaise longue, all day long, on the chaise longue