One Direction Parody! Key of Awesome #57

[Mark Douglas, Doug Larsen & Anastasia Douglas] Key of Awesome Christmas party Everybody's here, we’re still alive [Pitbull] Pitbull always gets it started ¡Dale, Dale, Dale, 305! [Sia] Happy Holidays from Sia Don't look at me, look at my weird friend [Justin Bieber & Pitbull] Christmas is a time for Bieber Just like Jesus Christ I've come again Sia come and get your freaky friend [Rihanna] Season’s greetings from Rihanna Santa better have my money [Reggae Shark] Is da tree made out of ganja? Cuz me wanna smoke da Christmas tree [Madonna & Rihanna] You can't have Christmas without Madonna That would be true in the eh-eightes [Elsa, Kesha, Dr. Luke] What the hell happened to Kesha? I can't make a song contractually You just sang a line, now pay the fee [One Direction, ZAYN] Zayn dropped out of One Direction But I can still play Harry Potter [Donald Trump] I will win the next election And I got a crush on my daughter [Taylor Swift & Katy Perry) I'm the Queen of 2015 You're a backstabber with sticks for arms You're just pissed cuz you're not trending I'll run over you in my pink car I got you a special Christmas card [Kanyé West, Baby Yeezus] Stop your hatin’, ’tis the season Christmas ain't about the things you buy It’s about the Baby Yeezus I'm the greatest baby of all time [Beyoncé] Christmas is about Beyoncé Ohhhh ohh oh oh oh oh ohh [Santa Claus, Rihanna] All you a-holes have been naughty Santa better pay me what you owe Everybody's getting bags of coal [Santa Claus] Look at you all, fighting for attention like two-year-olds You should be ashamed of yourselves! There's only one person who’s getting presents this year And I think you know who that person is [Taylor Swift] Giga Hadid [Beyoncé] My baby Blue! [Kanyé West] Caitlin Jenner [Katy Perry] Katy Perry! [Pitbull] Lena Dunham! [Kesha] Jack Daniels! [Donald Trump] The ghost of Ronald Reagan [Madonna] Jean-Paul Gaultier [Santa Claus] Wrong! [Adele] Adele, Adele I am everything I cure diseases whenever I sing I was gone for a bit and everything went to shit So the world called upon me to come and fix it [All except Adele] Adele, you're swell We are under your spell [Adele] I have saved Christmas by singing so well Oy! Mate! Where's the bloody eggnog? I've got a sitter for the baby and wanna get pissed, mate! [Santa Claus] Maybe just sing, Adele. It kind of ruin it when you speak