the Jolly Banker

[Verse 1] My name is Tom Cranker and I'm a jolly banker I'm a jolly banker, jolly banker am I I safeguard the farmers and widows and orphans Singin' I'm a jolly banker, jolly banker am I [Verse 2] When dust storms are sailing and crops they are failing I'm a jolly banker, jolly banker am I I check up your shortage and bring down your mortgage Singin' I'm a jolly banker, jolly banker am I [Verse 3] When money you're needing and mouths you are feeding I'm a jolly banker, jolly banker am I I'll plaster your home with a furniture loan Singin' I'm a jolly banker, jolly banker am I [Verse 4] If you show me you need it, I'll let you have credit I'm a jolly banker, jolly banker am I Just bring me back two for the one I lend you Singin' I'm a jolly banker, jolly banker am I [Verse 5] When your car you're losin', and sadly you're cruisin' I'm a jolly banker, jolly banker am I I'll come and foreclose, get your car and your clothes Singin' I'm a jolly banker, jolly banker am I [Verse 6] When the bugs get your cotton, the times they are rotten I'm a jolly banker, jolly banker am I I'll come down and help you, I'll rape you and scalp you Singin' I'm a jolly banker, jolly banker am I [Verse 7] When the landlords abuse you or sadly misuse you I'm a jolly banker, jolly banker am I I'll send down the police chief to keep you from mischief Singin' I'm a jolly banker, jolly banker am I