Best Football Chant Ever

[Round 1: Chess] Almighty! We still cakin' the fuck up! When this round's through, wild dudes, gonna be waking the fuck up! This finna be an amazing show, I just turned 18, 8 days ago My nigga, I'm at a legal age to get fucked up, the fuck's up? Chess is home, and ya'll finna get the best of N.O.M.E Skin complexion on create a player...it's time to set the tone! Ave, I hope you can scrap You like to punch, I like to punch, I shoot the hands before shooting straps But if you try to hide, you'll get clapped If I gotta search his block, I find Ave with the Chrome: Google Maps Kick in his door, headshot, you'll be flat I got ninas I walk in his crib, and remove the cap.. hit his rear.. it's like he's shot first the way I'm shootin' back Pull a gat, 'til there's nothing left The 8'll be empty like the movie wack Toolie clap, soon as I fire he drop, then I'm piling other bodies on top Shit I'm putting Roc on Ave like I'm supplying the block Toolies blast, I'ma destroy Ave, he leaving Irving Plaza in the worst condition than Troy Ave They gave me, your boy Ave but I'd rather damage Tay Fire on Roc for getting big headed, but this is your N.B.A Jam his face, pistol whip him, bet the cannon break And 1 Youtube mixes, I had to get the handle taped You ever had two twin nines? I can relate Get it from my jeans/genes and air it (inherit) like family traits Your parents got it but disappointed the kid, like he found out Santa fake Guns with me, I keep 'em low like the grass in the land of snakes He's high thinking he can handle Ray Stay off the grass; Stanley's place That was some bars from Chess, was it my hardest? Homie that's sick (Breathe bro) Don't hold me that's it Growing up I was known for that fist Got buffer and started loaded that clip So when I'm holding that grip, the kickback...regular cause I'm getting too old for that shit I'm God, the divine creator And that nigga Daylyt? My son: I'm Davone's creator If I can't get him from far I'll blam up close so the shot is greater I miss Day so I had to bring it in like doctor papers Yeah, look at him, silent, I was Th3 Saga's savior And I was the one looking for guidance So I stand here asking for help cause I gotta battle some harder niggas I'm talking role models, father figures Cause I ain't have a daddy myself I guess facing a real nigga will make me challenge myself When I was locked in with pussies I gave no fucks like a bitch with a chastity belt Mag in the belt, and a long .44, Mac on the shelf Like his pimp hand ain't strong no more If we all go war, niggas shit will really get his scene Army connects, we got our hands on damn near everything With this 5-7 I ain't playing an effing game Wait, F in 5-7 that this little fella name Bang, flip his block, hit the spot then they drop; Tetris game Grips will get tossed, if I get caught, I'ma lie about the shooting, that's a pop I would never claim Cause I was sitting on that stoop and dad never came He tried to reach for the grip, too late I caught him first on his shirt where I left his brain This scrub couldn't get it out like that messy stain Bet money, I was blessed with aim, I'll put a band on my finger, it's not a wedding ring Weapons raised, out of the jeans I [?] I'm a son of a gun and I made that nigga a grandfather at fourteen A young nigga that saw things and it stayed with him Your eyes is like a window to your soul and in mine you see pain in it I was with them niggas outside, they used to play with it They got low as soon as they did it They hit licks and booked but they was page skimming The dirt, I make you lay in it I literally got a bullet with your name on it So when I aim with it, I put Ave in the grave with something from Ave engraved in it Should I let the pump, sawed off or the gauge split him? The caliber or the snub, either take two out of the .40 or the .38's hit him Two 23's like Jordan and James with him Stay gripping, ratchets on top of ratchets like gay women If my niggas run in his trap they coming out with the cake with 'em I tell 'em, "Dunny move. Straight kill him." And do the same thing to eight bitches Or you get popped over this body, they got burned trying to make chicken 47 on me and I'm looking for a Cave victim The K spitting but the stance got him thinking DNA hit him Body after body after body: I'm shape-shifting Cake Life [Round 1: Ave] I say yo It's about time somebody finally put me face to face with this bitch And that's great, cause I know you came with all the Cakes in this shit But please, them niggas a disgrace 'Cause if we keeping it simple, just think O'fficial We can see the Chess (chest) bigger than the Cakes Cause you been running shit ace But this where it get scorched though You can't Skip with a Sharpe nigga, this ain't the sports show Your boys know, but since they in your squad they gotta front, Well, I'm Nutso: y'all seen me cause a problem from the jump No! Scratch that, same reference, backtrack You Nutso, meaning he would've been dead on the last Smack But I'm back My nigga let's state facts, we don't spit the same You can't touch a round on the flow: I'm no Twister game I'm in a different lane, y'all lame put up the money And this like the second Cake I done crushed: I got the munchies Y'all want beef? Well come and get it, more than one way G-Unit at the awards, fighting Gunplay So I hope this nigga jump, Ace Cause right after he clocked out, he getting 30 to eat: that shit a lunch break! No wait, he understand I'm like a crackhead without a stammer If I lose it, I'll start smoking with the can' But I'm pulling with these hands, got advanced rumble skills But since he want it with that cannon, I'll dump it, slump him still in his mother whip Before he can peel the pops left him, hurt crying Holding onto the wheel like Uncle Phil So fuck how you niggas feel If them clowns get more braver Straight to God, the 50 Cent/sent Cakes like bodegas No, wait up, and just in case your old broad step Hit the bitch that's running with you: now you Omar Epps so how ya (Higher) Learning? The Hardaway nigga, well since your crew Crip Potato on the barrel, apparel will look like Blue Chips What, you don't think I tote that strap? He'll get the picture When rounds cover his head, the gun Kodak black So if I snap and start popping that heater They'll find Chess on his back with his views up, like it's not a PG We can scrap, he'll get bruised up or a knot for G.P Head clap and tilt his hat like he Adebisi How he gon' beat me? Cause if he disrespecting space in-between us He gon' see more than my punches on these stages, the meanest I'm finna show this, if I hit him in his face they ain't swingers Niggas soft behind the counter, he like Ace at the cleaners We ain't believers You see, 'cause ain't no bitch in my crew So if you got a problem with one, I'll bring the issue to you That mean if Tay go, I'm hitting you, too Y'all just gon' view an arm swinging over Roc like I'm Skip 2 My Lou But if we shoot, better watch where you flame that fella Tell him to put a beam on that jank so he can aim that better Cause when we bang that metal, the first thing we draw on is the head I guess he picked the wrong hangman letter I'm with whatever, but my advice is move on quick You throw a cap, then it's coming back on some NuBorn shit Two arms gripped, control kick, shoot y'all haters Now ya team's stiff in a box: that's a Foosball table They ain't gon' save you I don't care if you trapping with ten people I'll pull up in something pitch black: I'm Vin Diesel Hop out with them twin Eagles I had to switch the strap A couple shots make the Mac sound different like slim Sigel We ain't equal, believe me, what they say? Just writtens But it be leaking, that razor will leave his face cut vicious See, I ain't nothing like these Cakes Up snitches So play tough and this a point in Chess like A-cup bitches I'm on a mission, I told the nigga Smack to find me killers He gon' bring a Chess game, knowing I'm Bobby Fischer Let him try me on the gangsta shit I bet he stop it when I drop him then I go in Chess (chest) pocket like a handkerchief I blame the liquor niggas dranking on [?] He gon' let that Paul Masson get him them pallbearers Or hit with a long barrel cause we go beyond fighting Watch Chess (chest) pains turn to the coffin (coughing) like bronchitis I'm the nicest, so watch what you say or get pound Cake Don't get gassed by this crowd, give me space and you wild safe Cause if shit get foul, I might just have to break your pal face So if you don't want these problems just stay in a child's place nigga [Round 2: Chess] You joined Tay nigga? Well that's funny Cause I can see Ave bein' a Cave nigga But he a dead man, I'll take a brother like K nigga Kay nigga, I mask up and fire off the buckle them arms get raised nigga The shit I brought to this ring was flames nigga BAOW, I hit his brain nigga BAOW, he lost his mind, that was insane nigga If he survive the dome shot, I bet he'll never be the same nigga It got to his head and changed it forever, like fame nigga I give him cans, that was trash, I let it fly, that was plain (plane) nigga From here on (heron) I'm spittin' crack, take it in vain (vein) nigga Don't talk to me about pain nigga, that's somethin' we took lots of We learned home remedies cause our grandma's is hood doctors For my brothers I would pop ya I got his back, straight up that's good posture I'm showin' my ass! Like I don't wanna proper Look patna, I'm a nigga that kill Somethin' silver (Silva) kickin' harder than that fighter that live in Brazil Drive-by, my nigga had a nine wit' him to kill and his license was suspended for real He ain't clean his plates but he still managed to finish the meal (mil) He gave Mike P the butt of the .50, so he could see how Vivica feel Well this 50 got a Best Friend, he's singin' with Olivia still Speakin' of best friend, I'll send you to mine, so she don't gotta rest lonely For Kiki I'm doin' 40 on Ave; pour the 40 on Ave, this one for my dead homie Did Ave forget about them twin nines that Ave will get? On Ave avenue causing avalanches, who gon' be Ave advocate? P called me like, "Chess, Ave is sick. You better have some shit." Instigating, tryin' to make me get hyper I won't lie, he spit fire but stop draggin' (dragon) it I'm too passionate Unpresentable at an interview, I won't slack for shit He better give it everything he has or this gon' be hazardous Hit ya dead son, my man gun, what I clap him wit' Your junior high soon as he passed the fifth I fucked up in school but even on the honor roll I was smashin' shit A good student, makin' niggas lean, scholar activist Snatch ya chick, slash the bitch If it get outta hand, I caught her (quarter) from behind the ear like a magic trick Then I back out on Ave like B-Magic, trick Then bullets, swervin', he was tweekin' in the field like a Madden glitch The streets felt like seat belts when you move fast in it Wait, you know the streets felt like seat belts when you move, fasten it Translation: they felt safer with the strap and shit I'll split this clown and that ain't even the half of It You'll get the deuce deuce after the Glock That .22 follow the .21 on some Savage shit I told K-Shine I'd eat his food and he was mad as shit Blood felt like a neutral nigga violated so he had a fit Cause this NFL nigga disrespected his flag; Colin Kaepernick Fuck that: Colin Kaepernick He stands for nothin', this nine will put seven in his back and shit Nigga, I'll Huey Newton, black ya shit, NASCAR tag ya whip JC/Chilla Jones, Blac start smackin' shit I said I'm whippin' on Ave, I'll turn crazy and start flippin' on Ave like a bad car accident Yo Surf, she was alright, mama was a roller She asked me why I ran up in the house and I told her "You can go first" kidnap her, Surf tried to save her, I make his dome squirt Another nigga wit' a staple head tryin' to find his parents; Joe Dirt I'll take ya seed out like I'm rollin' Reggie, then ya grand daddy get lit, I'm tryin' to smoke purp These bullets I load hurt and you do not wanna go there Start shootin' up outta nowhere; growth spurt .380's as a kid, we had the lil' chrome first Then chopper was at my man's spot, but I had the baby in the crib like wifey wanted a home birth It used to be under the bed, now I keep the tooley in the sheets Cause the demon's kinda spooky when I sleep When you snooze is when they creep I'm tryin' to shoot my way outta Hell, but it's hard when the devil used to feelin' heat Lil' kids, I seen a few of them deceased Pine box, ma and pop, so the funeral is cheap And she be damned if she do that shit to me I gotta do Ave filthy I can't let Ave kill me Cause mama refused to lose me to the streets Cake Life [Round 2: Ave] They say, "Ave been impressin'. Watch who he earn next." But first, let me burn Chess (chest) I got acid indigestion I guess to y'all this match up is godly Nah, they got a nigga bodyin' a Cake like a bachelorette party When P called me, sayin' this shit was a lock I'm yellin, "Yes" like it's time to get this cheddar for him and whoever next Then I heard you got the better check So now I gotta find him and the X mark the spot and take everything that you treasure Chess (chest) Cause I be stressed, so flexin' me, Ave will try ya Shit, I'm even robbin' niggas who think they [?] Smoke youngin' when that barrel fire Ride up on him sittin' in that V and it's fo' from the heat we herald (Harold) Minors So if them niggas behind ya vagina, switch ya crew dawg You think them niggas cool? Nah All them niggas food and I got somethin' that'll move y'all .45 with the double drum, I introduce 'em to that cougar with a boob job So don't make this a problem that lead answers Arm out, fifth to the heart; get Fred Sandford'd Cause my shooters do it oh so simple One call and I'll ride on Chess (chest) corner like a Polo symbol That's just my mental Every time I'm in the state I'm snub, y'all know trust Rex tell me, "Bro, you safe. Y'all plugged." I be like, "I ain't tryin' to play y'all cuz. But this rotten apple got Big Worms. They ain't even showin' Faizon Love." This is what I does, don't make me have to move to they block Or kick up in the spot, snatch up all this loot that they got See if we shoot this they hot, so what we do to shake cops Cross Chess chest wit' Hawks, now he Mookie Blaylock Y'all niggas better start calmin' this clown, 'fore he get clipped wit' a mop stick Like Sam Jackson robbin' McDowell's, wait calm down Cause I ain't tryin' to rattle ya sets See the pops just come for Chess, this remind you of Fresh Now you in check Or I can just sleep him wit' big knuckles, y'all ain't seen the kid nappin' this fast since Mitch brother And I wish you bitches budge, I don't care if it's partial Thurgood Marshall, the first nigga get to judge And you can come wit' all of ya cuz Bitch I said it, I don't sweat it, all that Cake ever harm was a diabetic I'll wet the whole crew dawg, try me The wrong nigga get shot, oops, sound like that nigga Bruce Almighty The squad by me, soon as niggas take it a tad farther They dead I came here prepared with the lead sparkers A bullet to the head, if he live, they said "trauma" He'll end up with the best chair like head barbers These dead bombers, weave, on head problems But if it's beef, no sleeves, I'll bare arm ya .45 palm but I put the silencer on How you gon' tell a pop that I fired like Craig mama I'm a monster, I don't know what the fuck they sippin' My niggas never on no cup Cake mission Before you buck, just know I don't give a fuck, Ace listen My nigga I'll slap Chess, before I snap, that's that upstate spittin' Then I be chillin', waitin' for any nigga he peel and get I open can's for you bitches, chivalry still exists Cause y'all must want me to lean his shit He'll [?] the grip and take him off the scene before he be seen in his senior pics Have Steams pissed, cause we go hard pal Thinkin' homi 'til I donate him bullets, now they the Salvation Army I'm godly, Smack get a grown nigga to guard me I'm 'bout to send him up to God B Look I'm sorry, cause the kid can pure spit But if this was war, shit, she know Chess (chest) too small and I hate an insecure bitch This is it, but if you really want that Rex stop through Got a fresh Glock, extended wit' the red dot, whew I know y'all prolly thinkin', "head shot", true? But nah, a few hit his pecs so tell JC I Chess (chest) pop too That's how I do I came from a block where them shots ring We was on the bottom tryin' to get dollars by all means My homie locked in the bing Said if he could swap his dreams, he'd have left the trap for the Army, he like Bedaffi Green Fuck you mean? Time man [Round 3: Chess] Salute to Ave man Real recognize real, we spoke 'bout it Rappin' saved me from the streets and I won't doubt it Y'all see this? My life could've been drugs, instead I'm gettin' love, makin' doe out it I seen Smack started lookin' for the plug, and felt the whole outlet When we ain't have much, we made the most out it I used to cut and bleach jeans, just to make somethin' new out of old outfits They talk about adding cut to that work to make it stretch But they don't mention addin' water to the dish detergent to make extra soup out it I wasn't the biggest sneaker person, but them times my feet was hurtin' Mom kept them comfy, she [?] toes crowded You'll feel pain tryin' to walk in her shoes, she took the soles out them Don't talk to me 'bout the struggle like I don't know 'bout it I'm so 'bout it Nigga, you ever had to cut the bottom of a two liter bottle and make a bowl out it? See, they go insane when I'm rappin', DC Young Fly, I built my name off of snappin' You got a teenage daughter, right? I pray she a bad bitch Your lil' girl ever felt the pain of a fat dick? Well picture that virgin gettin' laid, in a casket! Bastard, fuck talkin', fifth's clappin' A gettin' sprayed, no words, just action; a game of charades I'm loaded, with a round to pop y'all Bang! Bang! The loudest shots y'all Let somethin' flash at the top of his roof, but it don't make the same sound as cop cars Punch the wind out this nigga, he bound to drop y'all This clown get rocked hard His chest (Chess) get Caved in like I was down with Roc's squad God, all my dawg bite, so don't even give them a loud bark Real nigga or not, none of that shit is allowed mark You gotta get through Chess (chest) to see if you really got wild heart I will punch you, dead in ya shit if ya mouth smart You'll get hurt, for talkin' crazy in hood like Kenny from South Park Know ya role, cause you'll get cut if you don't act right You can get stabbed, sliced, two sharp tools, Scott Hole and Kevin Nash like A is dead, you want the razor's edge or the jack knife? And you know what's after that, right? Back to gettin' punched in ya face, runnin' his mouth, like he always got somethin' to say Shit on ya territory dawg, that mean I dump in ya place I bring them guns to VA The ratchet arms in front of ya door like she want you to stay Which one should kill him B? The pump or the K? Nigga Trump and Hillary, you fucked either way We almighty, 59-50, Cal is near me, Halle Berry, I keep a fine 50 No feelings, lettin' everything out this Ruger I got wit' me I was numb inside before the age of ten, that's why the nine empty Through the grapevine, I heard that T-Top was duckin' Ave You tryin' to hide silly? You said that Surf ain't teachin' new niggas the game and it look like you doin' the same This is a lot to me Oh I get it, ever since he got his views he thinkin' takin' somebody new will make his stock shifty I told him, "Bro, c'mon tell the newer guys what you seen bro." He said, "King...not really." He ain't wanna show 'em what the Bear witness, I guess Top busy And the scariest part, is Brizz fuck wit' Ave, oh you ain't know he ran wit' the sharks? Well that's just like Brizz, leavin' his man in the dark But I still don't think this man will want parts Cause T-Top will get scared of Ave, prolly why he stayed in the park You and Chess got unfinished business, so you are next, make you a mess Bullets rippin' through tissues and ruin flesh When I said you get tuned I meant we aim ten K's For that same 10Ks from UFF That was a fluke my man, because of him, I'm feelin' like a sore loser man So if y'all cheer for him I air on him, don't do it man It's be bald heads in the piece, y'all better boo da (Buddha) man Damn it I'm wildin', this shit real, the clips st-...mannequin challenge Cake Life [Round 3: Ave] I said yo, just a reminder, I'm lookin' for rivals here in this market So if niggas ain't Cave, Dot, Titles, then you a target I can talk because I walk it, I ain't these other frauds Other than the squad, fuck every nigga that's on this card Yo Clips, we know that you washed bitch This when ya movie end I came to take ya spot Want it back? Nigga come move me then But I say just retire cause Charlie ran outta fire plus was ridin' Nick more than Mariah We know what room he in, for real Welcome back Will, y'all know I fuck with dude, I'm waitin' on a deal and a deal to see what's up witchu They told me you a Smack killer, soon as they call it, think alcoholic, I finish Rum, now bring me the 'Yak ('gnac) nigga We can get it settled, take a visit to the Rebel Find Arsonal attached to a bus like Twisted Metal Set it up and I be doin' him dirty He'll be Anton Tyler, nothin' but a ghost movin' through Jersey Nigga you heard me That war shit, you know we declare Jump on the side of ya crib, I'll Smokey The Bear Chase him out the place where he trap with somethin' heavy bustin' If he live they'll be tapin' (tape in) his back like Teddy Ruxpin What's up then? And if DNA want problems, tell Eric I'm wit' it Fuck the gratitude, I'm sick of this lil' battle goof, set the match and that'll do Smack, let me at him duke And watch Ave end (N) you (U) E, so put a venue together or pick an avenue Now back to you, wanna scrap? Cool You'll get ya face shattered, just collapse right in front of ya team, that's Hank Gathers They react, it ain't matter Whoever want us stare, we can mix a few bowl, I'm just gon' leave a Cake battered That gun play ain't just chatter, I will clap that fucker Come out the Cave wit' the trey (tray) I feel like Batman butler Don't make me hurt these fake fuckers So when I tell you, "Get Ghost behind Raekwon" it ain't the Purple Tape cover Y'all straight bluffers Don't have these people thinkin' y'all get at me They ain't shit but niggas claimin' they pop like, "I da pappy!" I don't care if he barely tap me, shit Steam gon' be leakin' Put a knife through Kareem hand, I'm Nino in the meetin' Is we beefin'? Well peep then I'ma let it be known We can play on whatever level he want and my niggas bringin' every weapon we own And once we catch him he gon' Sig' spark then it's the Uz' (ooh's) like when Belly come on I'm in my zone, they got me on N.O.M.E. on my first year On thing is, I didn't think I would battle this jerk here I mean the way these niggas animate help It's so fake, that's why I ain't want the Cake like Anna Mae felt But blame Ike, that's what you wanted, right? Well now it's heated, 'bout the line bro, the iron low like I'm anemic I'ma squeeze it if he force me to do it You see somethin' from the hand go through Chess (chest) like a Scorpion threw it So don't be stupid I told you "fix my plate", right Smack? Cause they been sleepin' It's time I bring my state right back I don't give a fuck about these sucker niggas they type wack Cause I'm a nigga outta Norfolk, straight like that