The Little Dealer Boy

I have no money in my coffer No gold or silver do I bring Nor have I precious jewels to offer To celebrate the newborn King Yet do not spurn my gift completely O ye three wise men please demur Behold a plant that smokes more sweetly Than either Frankincense or Myrrh And like the child born in this manger This herb is mild yet it is strong And it brings peace to friend and stranger Good will to men lies in this bong And now my wonder weed is flarin' (Stephen: Are you high?) Looked like that special star above (Stephen: Can it be?) Pass it around in endless sharin' (Stephen: On Christmas day?) And let not mankind bogart love (Stephen: You'd smoke my tree) And the wise men started tokin' And yea the bud was kind It was salvation they were smokin' And its forgiveness blew their minds And still that wonder weed is flarin' (Stephen: Are you high?) Looked like that star was once above (Stephen: You're so high) Pass it around in endless sharin' (Stephen: Dude, man, dude) And let not mankind bogart love (Stephen: You're really high I'm gonna tell your savior) And let not mankind bogart love