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[Round 1: Charron] Wacky Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man Bringing up Family Guy, this motherfucker is mad wack Plus you suck on dad's sack and let him pump up your ass crack Quicker than Family Guy cuts to a flashback Like you bringing up Family Guy, I'll rip you dude Cause listen, when I come out your sister's room It's like Quagmire, giggity giggity giggity goo And you're bringing up Canadian Pie, this motherfucker is mad wack I'm the reason your sister has a tramp stamp that says "This One Time At Band Camp..." Asian surnames aren't realistically long The most popular Chinese name is Chang, correct me if you think that it's Wong Remember at Mob, the skeeze with the house that let you sleep on her couch? She asked you to give it to her doggy style, you started eating her out See you're just a lame and my verdict is pain Never heard of ya until Diz' murdered ya and burnt your remains Since a loss purchased your fame I respect the worth of your name As much as Don't Flop respects a referee in the England and Germany game I saw your sister at the park, scarfing down pets So I removed her rice made parka and dress Told her not to resist when she starts to get sex Cause my dick is like a Chinese finger trap The more you struggle the harder it gets Believe me, everyone here is aware of your size When your girl asks for eight inches you fuck her four times This is for every time you wouldn't sell me cigarettes This is for causing my favorite kitten's death This is for killing my WarCraft buddies on the internet I thought you shot yourself in the face after Virginia Tech If you travel to the Maritimes, you won't get a piece of ass But it's the only time you'll hear Canadian women scream for Class Your dad doesn't follow the Chinese traditions they perform Cause they dispose of bitches before the day that they're born Plus your dick's such a shriveled shapen form You're the reason that the Japanese pixelate their porn C'mon A-Class just admit that it's short This motherfucker masturbates through the slits in a fork No bitch will ever fuck you, learn a new hobby That Baltimore Orioles shirt is the only bird you've ever had on your body [Round 2: Charron] You brought up Eminem well I don't think that you're honest You're so gay, your mom found you when she was cleaning out your closet He lost to Eleagle, who's seen in pictures grabbing his friend's D Then on WorldStar he lost to another gay known battle MC He said he had Vaseline and told your asshole to get ready It seems you keep losing to faggots I'd advise you not to battle Loe Pesci You vers' Dizaster, looked like spousal abuse with alcohol in the mix Cause Dizaster took his anger from Jin out on this bitch Yo, Diz' addressed his beef with Jin and then he said he'd leave him shattered Jin accepted for December but they never seen him after Shit was rendered for decedents and eventually this rapper So basically you're just a recipe for Dizaster Someone's told you you're a piece of shit for so long you think you deserve it Dorsal [?] knows in groups your view is just worthless You spend months producing your verses then Dizaster told you two minutes is perfect You didn't move or disperse it Cause you've been predisposed to feel inferior as a human in person You're such a quiet motherfucker, you need obvious help If you developed multiple schizoid traits you'd be too afraid to talk to yourself Your career is based off of three MC's that are passionately repping Asians stick together so you're capturing attention Jin's the curriculum, Dumb's the required material, Tantrum's the man handling the lesson Cause without those three necessities, Class wouldn't be in session You ran up to The Saurus and NoCan' at Scribble, trying to go at vets Using wack writtens to diss 'em when you should've shown respect See that night you proved your name, you're a class below the rest For trying to diss the teachers that fucking wrote the test So fuck you and your third rate skill One punch will have the Class ducking for cover like a motherfucking earthquake drill So make unoriginal jokes about me being a youth that is racist But this whole round I didn't make a joke about you being Asian ...ya fucking rice-sniffer! [Round 3: Charron] It's funny how he choked at the end so I guess rapping's for fun Don't you find it pretty ironic that a cat's got his tongue? Yo, I work at Roger's Video, but now we're finally poor 'Cause he keeps selling Asian bootlegs outside of our store If you want The Bourne Identity or The Bourne Supremacy, and there's none to rent from me He'll sell you the Asian bootleg, The Bourne Identically From the way I look I'm perceived as a nerd by a rap crowd But in high school I was the sole recipient for "class clown" So fuck a Class Teachers got hit with batteries, spitballs, freaking from my ADD Pissed on late slips, kicked holes in walls to teachers with the same degree The judges, they are grading us are teachers to us basically So it's easy for me to make a Class seem dreadful to the people that are grading me I know it's not your fault, but it's honestly obscene Every time you play Duck Hunter you aim for the dog at the bottom of the screen Before this battle, he said he's my father, that's an honest insight Cause your wifey's Asian and we all know two Wongs don't make a white Your father told you having a white wifey is nonsense "Aaron you know you can't scoop vanilla ice cream with chopsticks." Yo, you claimed you're a mama's boy in your first interview She loves you more than anything in the world, are you sure that it's true? Cause China's got a billion citizens that live there permanent too So when your mother says you're one in a million, there's a thousand people in your country she prefers more than you You couldn't even cop brains from playground sluts The only way you'll get head is if sit beside a white guy on the Greyhound bus I'm hungry for this battle cause I lost and want my buzz back You're hungry for this battle cause you heard that I'm a "young cat" If you're watching this on YouTube, I hope you LOL, laugh out loud And the pissed-off Asians can ROR, raugh out roud He produces all my clothes, doesn't usually drive slow Does Judo and Tae Bo You look like Psycho Yo yo-yo string could be used as your blindfold You're so good at being Asian you can do it with your eyes closed I live in Orleans with my parents for free My dad's a mechanic who brings home the bacon and cheese I just got robbed by Arcane as you can blatantly see Feel free to walk a mile in my shoes, you made them for me