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1 NEWS BROADCAST - VARIOUS SCREENS, VARIOUS PLACES 1 ANCHOR A “race war” has erupted at one of the nation’s oldest and most prestigious institutions. Glued to this are our story’s subjects, who we meet in... 2 A SERIES OF SHOTS 2 TROY FAIRBANKS, 21, Black. He drags a brush through his finger waves anxiously. The look of guilt is the only mark of imperfection in his privileged and chiseled demeanor. ANCHOR (O.S.) Outrage over an “African American Themed” party organized by predominately white students of Manchester University has resulted in rioting and property damages. 2A KURT FLETCHER, 21, white. No sympathy in his jaded blue 2A eyes as he watches on an iPad in a lavish parlor room. ANCHOR (O.S.) (CONT’D) Guests were invited to “liberate their inner Negro, fry up chicken, enjoy a sugar water concoction known as Purple drank and wear oversized Barack Obama T-shirts.” 2B COLANDREA CONNERS (COCO), 20, Black with blue contacts 2B adjusts the straight bangs of her weave to better see the small TV in her dorm. A smirk on her glossy pink lips. * ANCHOR (CONT’D) Officials claim an investigation is underway to find those responsible for the event and subsequent riot. 2C SAMANTHA WHITE (SAM) 21, records the broadcast in an 2C edit bay. Despite her light skin, the Afro pick in her fro pompadour leaves little doubt she identifies as Black. ANCHOR (CONT’D) In an effort to address diversity issues, the school appointed African American scholar Dr. Walter Fairbanks as Dean of Students. 2D LIONEL HIGGINS, 20, Black, watches through dark rimmed 2D glasses in a bustling indifferent Dining Hall. A guilt pains his otherwise boyish face. ANCHOR (CONT’D) Last year the Dean’s office celebrated slight gains in diverse applicants but with many now calling for Fairbanks' resignation, that may have been pre-mature. 2E DEAN WALTER FAIRBANKS, a well adorned Black man in his 2E 50’s fights a panic as he watches in a stately office. ANCHOR (CONT’D) Up next, a cat that loves to water ski? That and more after the break. DEAN FAIRBANKS How could this happen? TITLE CARD: FIVE WEEKS AGO 3 EXT. MANCHESTER UNIVERSITY - DAY 3 This sprawling impressive mix of Colonial, Gothic and Modern architecture is presented like a living brochure. SUPERIMPOSE: MANCHESTER UNIVERSITY - “NOSCE TE IPSUM” As we cut through the living brochure, we’re presented with groups and programs. Their CRESTS and titles SUPERIMPOSED. SERIES OF SHOTS - TOP ACADEMIC PROGRAMS 3A White kids with “Trump” blazers and glares - DESMOND 3A SCHOOL OF BUSINESS. 3B Kids with dark eye circles and unkempt hair stand before 3B the BING SCHOOL OF HISTORY. 3C A cluster of skinny jeans and expressive hands before the 3C GOODMAN MEDIA SCHOOL. ONE BLACK KID stands in the back. SAM (V.O.) Dear White People. The minimum requirement of Black friends needed to not seem racist has just been raised to two. 4 INT. STUDIO BOOTH - DAY 4 Samantha White (Sam) watches the campus through a one way window with the cool but knowing gaze of someone much older. She gets off on sensing and pushing buttons - with a subversive delivery style that boarders on deadpan. SUPERIMPOSE: SAMANTHA WHITE, SENIOR, VISUAL AND NEW MEDIA 2. SAM (CONT’D) Sorry, but your weed man Tyrone does not count. She fades in JAZZ on her control board and leans back to address a box of pamphlet sized books bearing the title “EBONY AND IVY: A SURVIVAL GUIDE.” One by one she scribbles her autograph on the books. 5 EXT. ELLINGTON LIBRARY - DAY 5 SERIES OF SHOTS - NATIONALLY RENOWNED STUDENT GROUPS Disheveled caffeinated writers of the MANCHESTER BUGLE. 5A Casual Prepsters shoot us the finger - PASTICHE HUMOR INC. 5A 5B Hopping out of a taxi is Lionel Higgins. His sweet but 5B insecure nature as plain as the unkempt fro on his head. SUPERIMPOSE: LIONEL HIGGINS, JUNIOR, PHILOSOPHY UNDECLARED STUDENTS shove past him - one even slaps a flyer into his already full hands. Lionel’s a guppy. The kind that gets eaten alive in a tank of sharks. As Lionel gets to the door of a large Colonial style home he checks his pockets. He’s missing something. Shit. LIONEL (knocking) Kurt! You home? Lionel dials on his cell and we hear the PHONE RING from inside. Voicemail pops on with a voice other than Lionel’s. ANSWERING MACHINE Hey boyssss, you’ve reached Lionel Higginsss, the only bitch on campussss who’ll give you a dickssscount. That’s right hunty, the bigger the dick the less you’ll have to pay me to ssssuck it. The beep sounds. Lionel’s in shock. Should he hang up? Or... LIONEL Kurt. It’s Lionel. I’m locked out. As Lionel slides down the length of the door into a sit he unfolds the flyer he was just handed. It’s a rendering of Sam White on a carton of milk with the caption: “MISSING BLACK CULTURE - SAM WHITE TO BRING IT BLACK” 3. 6 EXT. MANCHESTER ROW - DAY 6 Signs scream out “ORIENTATION” as jazz music wafts from the laptops of a group of NEO BEATNIKS. As the music fades... SAM (O.S.) Dear White People, apparently Morgan Freeman in “Deep Impact” wasn’t enough. Despite two terms Obama could cure Cancer and somewhere White folks will be embroiled in protest. And he’s only half Black. GABE, 24, white and ruggedly handsome in spite of his shaggy hair and “laundry day” flip flop clad ensemble, catches the end of this as he passes - grabs his cell phone and dials... 7 INT. STUDIO BOOTH - DAY 7 ...Sam presses a button next to a red light on her controls. SAM Talk to me. INTERCUT with Gabe walking about on campus. GABE What would you say if someone started a Dear Black People? SAM (recognizing the voice) No need. Mass media from Fox News to reality tv on VH1 makes it clear what white people think of us. 8 EXT. MANCHESTER COURT - DAY 8 SERIES OF SHOTS - POPULAR RESIDENCE HALLS Manchester’s white and rich elite before BECHET HOUSE. 8A Athletes of many disciplines before WEBSTER HOUSE. 8A 8B An eclectic group of Black students with some Latinos and 8B a sprinkling of whites before ARMSTRONG / PARKER HOUSE. COCO (V.O.) I’m fucking pissed... 4. 11 INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - DAY 11 Colandrea Conners (Coco) trains her unnaturally blue eyes right at us from a Youtube page pulled up on an iPad. She’s got an entitled air about her. Even her cusses sound erudite. COCO (YOUTUBE) ...I am! The whole point of randomized housing is to mix shit up. I’m out here trying to find the Olivier to my Halle Berry, and they’ve got me looking like an extra on a Different World... The video ends with a click. Looking up is HELMUT WEST, a 30’s something Black man in dark rimmed glasses and trendy everything. Too stylish for this place. If he’s impressed, it’s barely perceptible. HELMUT You call your Youtube show “Doing Time at an Ivy League?” He stares right at Coco, there in the flesh. COCO In my second year of a four year sentence. Wanted to go to New York. SUPERIMPOSE: COLANDREA COCO CONNERS, SOPHOMORE, ECONOMICS HELMUT Yeah? And do what? COCO Things my mama taught me not to. You know get in a lot of trouble and become famous for it. But alas I didn’t get into Tisch... HELMUT Armstrong / Parker? That your rooming assignment? COCO Traditionally it’s where the hopelessly Afrocentric gather to process their guilt over not going to an HBCU. (off Helmut’s look) Where the Negros be at. HELMUT That’s not where you want to be? 5. COCO Bechet House is more my style. HELMUT With the rich white kids. COCO Excuse me? HELMUT What part of Chicago you from? COCO Hyde Park. HELMUT What street? COCO Seventy Eighth and -- HELMUT -- Seventy Eighth is Southside sweetheart. And you know what they say. You can take the girl out the hood but -- COCO -- Ain’t nothing hood about me. HELMUT Thanks so much for coming in. Coco gets up to leave. Tries to recover. COCO So what’s this show about anyway? HELMUT Here’s the way reality works sweetheart, I’m the producer. I ask the questions. Be in touch. And with that Helmut hustles Coco out. He sits and ponders before unmuting his iPad. SAM (O.S.) Dear White People I am here to burst your post-racial little bubble. 6. (MORE) Yes Oprah may have her own network, but Ann Coulter is still writing best sellers, Black kids are still getting shot for wearing hoodies, and even here the few vestiges of Black culture are under attack by conservative groups, trustees and yes our very own President Fletcher. Helmut double checks his app fighting a genuine grin. HELMUT This is the school radio? 13 INT. ARMSTRONG / PARKER HALL - DAY 13 A pristine pair of Retro Jordans make their way through the halls of Armstrong / Parker where Black students have lively debates, flirt and bump the student radio. SAM (O.S.) Dear White People, thanks to the new process of randomizing housing assignments for Sophomores, some of you may be jarred by an assignment to Armstrong/Parker house. The owner of the Jordans is revealed as Troy Fairbanks. TROY Someone turn that trash off. SUPERIMPOSE: TROY FAIRBANKS, SENIOR, POLITICAL SCIENCE Even with his post workout sweat he looks like the cover of Jet. Troy exudes “approachable homie” as he spots a small group of WHITE SOPHOMORES who walk timidly down the hall. TROY (CONT’D) Newbies right? The white sophomores nod their heads yes. TROY (CONT’D) Welcome to Armstrong / Parker, home of the dopest dining hall in all of Manchester. I’m Troy, Head of House. SOPHOMORE What’s up my brother? 7. SAM (O.S.) (CONT'D) SAM (O.S.) When encountering a Black person try and stay calm. Don’t say things like “what’s up” and “my brotha” That’s not how you normally talk. TROY Ya’ll take care. Nice Jordan’s bro. Coco and SOFIA FLETCHER, a dewy-eyed, pink lipped brunette who exudes a kind of sexy boredom saunter down the halls. SOFIA Your hair is so cute B. T. Dubs. COCO You’re so cute. SOFIA Is it weaved? Coco’s face is a battle between fury and polite surprise. SOFIA (CONT’D) I saw “Good Hair” in Afro studies. COCO (moving on) Hey what house did you get? SOFIA Huh? Oh Bechet bitch. COCO Of course. The mere thought of a Fletcher anywhere else... SOFIA Easy, it was the luck of the draw. Daddy had nothing to do with it. Coco rolls her eyes behind a smile. SOFIA (CONT’D) And honestly, if I had to pick anywhere to be it’d be here. Sofia eyes the delicious morsels of chocolate boys about. COCO I’m down to switch if you are. You get your Denzel. I get my Gosling. 8. SOFIA Oh I got mines. Want to meet him? They turn the corner to spot Troy greeting more new Sophomores. Coco’s caught off guard by his looks. COCO Cute... (off Sofia’s jealous glance) ...for a Black boy. Troy sees Sofia and flashes his trademark grin. They kiss. SOFIA Hey boo. This is my friend Coco. She’s new to the house. TROY Hey I’m Troy. Welcome to Armstrong / Parker, home of the dopest -- SOFIA -- Are we on duty? TROY Head of House is always on duty. COCO Nice to meet you. I should get settled. Thanks Sof! Sofia and Troy smile as Coco turns to go - and continue down the hallway. Coco sneaks one last glance at Troy’s ass. TROY Think I got time for a quick cut? SOFIA You got it cut last week. TROY It’s a Black thing babe. SOFIA Since when is OCD a Black thang? TROY Don’t say “thang” like that. SOFIA Besides you’ve got a shift at the Politicos booth, then a shift at Orientation, then your advisor -- 9. TROY -- I’ll just wear a hat. SOFIA Then a movie maybe? Just us? TROY Election night. Babe, come on. Sofia holds her tongue. Troy ignores this as he spots... TROY (CONT’D) Yo, Kurt my man. 14 DINING ROOM - CONTINUOUS 14 ...Kurt Fletcher - flanked by guys who share his cynical knowing glare. We recognize them from the “Pastiche” portrait from before. As they chow down on Mac & Cheese in the Dining Hall - Kurt’s glare burns particularly hot towards Troy who waves at him. KURT Sis. Sofia smiles at her brother Kurt. Troy covers the sting of his dismissal. They both spot Sam’s “Missing: Black culture” flyers. TROY Is she kidding with this? SOFIA You don’t have to run again. Just because it’s her doesn’t mean -- TROY -- I can’t let Sam and her wannabe Black Panthers take the House. The House needs me. This is who I am. SOFIA It’s who he wants you to be. Troy smiles over his irritation. This is an old fight. TROY Oh so you pick up a Psych class you think you Freud or something? Huh? SOFIA A Freud reference. Sophisticated. 10. TROY (seducing) Fine Beck, Jung, Maslow... Troy gets a kiss out of her as they pass a booth featuring stacks of Sam’s “EBONY & IVY.” The booth is manned by REGGIE, 21, Black - his fro top and preppy punk attire is both bohemian and radical. Troy glares at Sam’s picture on the book. It’s on. There’s a history between Sam and Troy. Off Reggie’s laptop we hear... SAM (O.S.) Dear White People, this just in. Dating a Black person to piss off your parents is a form of racism. Sofia walks off as Troy hears snickers from around him. REGGIE Yo Troy I forget. Is your major in shucking or was it jiving? TROY My major’s in Jive. Minoring in Shuck. You’re still majoring in trying to fuck my left overs right? Troy walks off as Reggie and Kurt watch him join Sofia. SOFIA You need a shower. 15 INT. TROY’S BATHROOM - DAY 15 Water runs while Troy takes a hit of weed from a pipe over the toilet. He blows the smoke out an open window through a paper towel tube with a dryer sheet attached to its end. He jots something down on a notepad as he whispers... TROY You went from ODB to Trey Songz... 16 INT. ARMSTRONG/PARKER DINING HALL - NIGHT 16 The hall is packed with STUDENTS - stylish and mostly Black. Helmut West watches from the back. TROY Artie, you know your success ratio with the ladies went up like thirty percent after I started edging you up dog, come on. You went from ODB to Trey Songz! 11. The audience is in STITCHES at this last line. Everyone except Sam, Reggie and their crew of afro’d bohemian disciples (who we’ll call the BOFROS). Sam records the proceedings with a vintage Super 8 camera. REGGIE That’s his platform? Haircuts? SAM Oofta is as Oofta does. Coco, sneaks through the door. She’s got the eyes of Helmut on her. What is he doing here? As Coco breaks eye contact she sits in the only open spot next to... SAM (CONT’D) Just because we’re colored don’t mean we run on colored people time. COCO Boycotting hot combs don’t make you an expert on “colored people” boo. Coco wafts her silky hair over her shoulders and sits. TROY No but seriously, I care about you guys. I care about this house. We had a great year last year and if it ain’t broke... Troy basks in his applause. Coco eats him up with her eyes. Sam doesn’t want to get up - her breathing gets heavier. REGGIE Just pretend like you’re in the booth. Just you and the mic. SAM Hate this shit. As Sam gets up and passes Troy -- TROY You really think you can take this from me? SAM Troy we live in a world where there’s a Big Momma’s House 3. I don’t have a chance in hell. Thank God. 12. Sam grabs the mic. Her voice shakes before the silent crowd. SAM (CONT’D) Troy my brother, it’s broke. The BoFros cheer and make noise on each line. SAM (CONT’D) Troy’s a legacy kid. And yet it’s under his watch that Armstrong / Parker, the bastion of Black culture here was gutted. By the Randomization of Housing Act. Second years of color no longer have a say in where they go. The culture that’s been fostered in this house for two decades will be wiped out in two years. Troy looks to see if the speech is working. As Sam warms up -- SAM (CONT’D) This wasn’t motivated by a desire to mix things up. Bring about racial and socioeconomic harmony. No, the Black kids are sitting together in the proverbial cafeteria and they must be up to no good. Coco’s eyes are in the back of her head. SAM (CONT’D) We sit together to protect ourselves. Over a century of houses grouped by sports affiliations, political leanings, majors, you name it. Black folks get their own house, suddenly we got a problem? Students look at each other stunned. Are they turning? Sam delivers the next one directly at Sofia and Troy. SAM (CONT’D) This Act doesn’t affect the other houses like it does ours. There are plenty of trustees, former coaches, and presidents watching out for the others. All we have is a Dean who’d rather please his massa -- TROY -- Yo that’s enough of that Sam -- 13. SAM -- then stand up for his own. Look, I know ya’ll ain’t voting for me. Ya’ll ain’t ready and I didn’t come here for that. The Black Student Union and I have brought a petition to repeal the Randomization of Housing Act. I plan on bringing it to the President and together we can bring Black back to Manchester. It’ll be by the door. Sam sits as claps trickle from the crowd. The BoFros go crazy - give her daps and all sorts of praise. MARTIN, 20, a gentle erudite giant of a football player with neat braids tucked under a Fedora raises a hand. MARTIN I assume everyone has the app I created by now? REGGIE (aside) It’s a child’s app... MARTIN Good. Voting may commence. Everyone takes out smart phones. Reggie hides his from view as he punches something in. Troy spots the white Sophomores he greeted from before who give him a head nod. Troy’s got this. After a moment... MARTIN (CONT’D) Okay. Looks like we’ve got ourselves a winner. (devastated) Sam White? The blood drains from Sam’s face and Troy’s smile plummets into the floor as the two turn to look at each other. TROY & SAM Oh shit. Reggie’s grin is from ear to ear as Helmut walks over and slips a card to a still stunned Sam. Coco watches him go. 17 INT. HALLWAY - NIGHT 17 Right on the heels of Helmut’s exit is... 14. COCO So that’s what you’re looking for? HELMUT I’m looking for good TV sister. COCO I think I’d be good TV. HELMUT You’re at a great school, getting a great education. Be good at that. COCO I am. And when I graduate early with an Economics degree from Manchester it will be the crowning achievement of my Black middle class parents’ ambitions. HELMUT Conflict is a commodity in my industry. Sam’s got it. Do you? COCO So you want me to start a fight. HELMUT (exactly) I don’t want you to do anything you wouldn’t otherwise do. Helmut hands her his card. A fire sparks in Coco as he exits. He contemplates her. Fights a growing smile. 18 INT. DEAN’S OFFICE - DAY 18 A fireplace rages behind Lionel who stares at the floor while the message plays over speaker phone. SPEAKER ...bigger the dick the less you’ll have to pay me to ssssuck it. Dean Fairbank’s mind ticks away behind a concerned glare. DEAN FAIRBANKS Most everything’s locked up, but we’ll find another residence to move you to. Third time’s a charm. (off Lionel’s sigh) What about Armstrong / Parker? 15. LIONEL I don’t know... DEAN FAIRBANKS I might have an opening. Maybe it’d be good to be around...you know. LIONEL Dean. The worst thing about high school, and believe me it was a long list, were the Black kids. DEAN FAIRBANKS Maybe it’s in your head. Sure, sometimes our folks can be intolerant around people like you. Homo -- LIONEL -- I don’t believe in labels. Fairbanks just smiles. This is a sore spot and he backs off. Lionel glares up at a poster above Fairbank’s desk: Students of all races on the steps of Ellington Library including Troy with the phrase “MANCHESTER: WHERE YOU BELONG” printed below. Troy’s huge smile seems to mock him. DEAN FAIRBANKS You like jazz Lionel? Manchester’s like jazz you know. LIONEL This is a research school. DEAN FAIRBANKS And jazz is tension. The interplay of improvised solos all creating one song. Your problem is you’ve got no instrument. No major, no affiliations, no solo son. LIONEL I submit articles to the Independent Observer. DEAN FAIRBANKS No one reads the Independent Observer, my point is are you playing swing or bebop? LIONEL You’re mixing metaphors. 16. DEAN FAIRBANKS Are you a sax or are you a trumpet? LIONEL I hate jazz. Fairbanks checks his watch. All out of ideas. DEAN FAIRBANKS I’ll do what I can. Not a word of this in the Observer okay? LIONEL What’s it matter? No one reads it. 19 EXT. MANCHESTER - DAY 19 Lionel walks alone through the buzzing campus. He looks out to.. ...a group of BLACK KIDS. He sees a version of himself amongst them - his hair a finger waved Ceasar fade, as he trades “No Homo’s” with the others. Lionel shakes it off. Peers over to a group of out and proud gay kids and sees a version of himself amongst them - his hair straightened and coifed in a fitted shirt laughing. Not right either. Where does he fit? By surprise... GEORGE Lionel right? GEORGE PIERCE, 24, an intellectual whose tattooed quotes from Nietzsche peek out seductively from under his button up. GEORGE (CONT’D) George. We had Civ last semester? How you doing? LIONEL Grood...Gate...I’m ah.. GEORGE Fan of your stuff. In the Observer? LIONEL No one reads the Observer. GEORGE You seen this? George hands Lionel Sam’s “Missing Black Culture” flyer. 17. GEORGE (CONT’D) The residents of Armstrong / Parker just made her head of house. Am I crazy or is there a there there? LIONEL What made you come over here? George holds up Sam’s “Ebony & Ivy.” Lionel takes it. LIONEL (CONT’D) I mean I’m glad you came -- GEORGE -- My staff? God bless them. They’re whiter than Michael Jackson’s kids. We’re fucked if anyone of them writes this story and I will not let the transfers at the Gazette do it first. LIONEL The oldest one has his face. GEORGE You’re in the Black Student Union. You probably know Sam. Lionel shakes his head “yes” and “no” at the same time. GEORGE (CONT’D) You come up with a good angle? I want it in the Bugle. Lionel eyes the bold “Bugle” logo on George’s shirt. LIONEL (aside) Trumpet... GEORGE Bugle. Focus. The only paper on campus with a national subscription base and an Advisor from the New York Times? Only so many ways a person can distinguish themselves at a place like this Lionel. You’re good. You belong with us. The way Lionel fights the smile creeping up his face - we know he’s never heard these words. Never belonged any place. Doesn’t hurt there’s a handsome boy smiling at him either. 18. 20 INT. ARMSTRONG/PARKER DINING HALL - DAY 20 Troy and Sam sit across from each other at a table. Their opposite facing laptops and a world of tension put a wall between them. TROY Get it yet? Sam shakes her head yes. TROY (CONT’D) Good. You’ve now got the shared calendar, contacts, and official email. Troy throws a smirk her way before pulling out a thick stack of papers. TROY (CONT’D) Oh and before I forget. SAM Event requests for the year? TROY Just this month. They need your approval. Also don’t forget to pick your office hours. At least 20 per week. SAM That’s absurd. TROY You’re in charge of a hundred residents now. And they need time to complain to your face. About noise. Leaky pipes. Gluten free options in the cafeteria. Etcetera. SAM Troy. I didn’t think I was going to win. TROY And by the way petitioning the President on the Randomization of Housing Act isn’t gonna do shit. None of the other houses are concerned. 19. SAM Because they all have a legacy of rich and powerful allies on the board who will make sure that “random” works out to their advantage. TROY And you think a petition is going to change that? Troy gets up to leave as Reggie sits - suspicious. Sam’s phone buzzes: “MOM.” The letters chill Sam to the core. 21 INT. ARMSTRONG / PARKER - DAY 21 Lionel steps his way through the hall, a deer in headlights with a notepad. He flips through Sam’s “EBONY & IVY” book... SAM (V.O.) The Armstrong / Parker dining hall is the epicenter of Black culture as it stands at Manchester. Only here can you commiserate, celebrate and discuss everything from Kanye West lyrics to theoretical relativism all in one sitting. Not to mention find someone who can actually do your hair. ARMSTRONG / PARKER DINING HALL - CONTINUOUS Lionel enters and takes a place in a line. He absorbs this lively and somewhat alien dining hall. Troy now holds court near the windows at a table of eight or so friends including Martin and SUNGMI, a lip ringed Korean art major. MARTIN “We wuz robbed.” That election was suspect man. Martin glares at Reggie and his giant souped-up Laptop. Sam breaks this by sitting back down - her phone call ending. SAM You call me the minute there’s an update. Love you too mom. Sam hangs up. The call’s really put her in a bad place. She sits at a table of her Bofros - who we’ll name by their hair. 20. CURLS There is one other sister in my Relativity class, I’ll be damned if our professor doesn’t call me Laretta every God damn time. DREADS We all look the same. REGGIE Programming professor gets me and Martin here mixed up constantly. MARTIN You should be so lucky. Reggie glances over at Martin’s Mac Air. REGGIE Cute. You get that at Toys R Us? Sam pulls out her Mac and her student ID card. REGGIE (CONT’D) You still using your ID number? SAM I always forget passwords. REGGIE You are begging to get hacked. SAM Good thing the one evil technogenius thinking like that is on my side. Sam pushes aside all the paperwork on her table. SAM (CONT’D) So this is what the revolution looks like? Office hours and paperwork. Sam pulls her camera out - starts to shoot the room. REGGIE Winning was a happy accident. We want the reform repealed right? CURLS Means to an end, sister. 21. Sam feels the heat of her disciples’ eyes on her as the topic of the day rages on with the entrance of Coco, who sits with a group of well manicured hot-ironed group of girls, white and Black. COCO The talented tenth always has to bust its ass a little bit harder, but I don’t see the benefit in blaming white folks for everything. CURLS Who’s blaming? TROY I don’t see the issue. I never had one. Never ran into any lynch mobs. Lionel takes a seat alone facing the action. Kurt and crew enter with plates of mac and cheese and sit in the heart of the conversation. Lionel avoids eye contact. SAM Lynch mob is still there. Just rebranded itself. TROY As what pray tell? REGGIE The Republican party. SAM Want to know how this world sees you? Go to a Young Republican’s meeting and bring up Welfare. SUNGMI Or Immigration. LIONEL (aside) Or gay equality. KURT Bullshit. MARTIN I agree. Got something to add? KURT The biggest athletes, movie stars, hell your president is Black. 22. (MORE) Sometimes I think the hardest thing to be in the American work force right now is an educated white guy. SUNGMI You’re not serious. KURT You guys still got affirmative action, you’re set. REGGIE This shit. SAM What are you doing in here? KURT Obama. Leader of the free world got into Harvard on affirmative action. Know who’s not president right now? The guy that didn’t get in. SAM On behalf of the colored folks in the room, let me apologize for all the better qualified white students whose place we’re taking up. Kurt chuckles - a bit turned on by the argument. SAM (CONT’D) You get lost? Bechet is that way. KURT Yeah but what other dining hall gives you chicken and waffles? Dear White People right? Funny stuff. How haven’t we staffed you yet? SAM On Pastiche? Your uninspired humor magazine? KURT We’re a lot more than a magazine sweetie. SNL staff is basically half Lampoon, half Pastiche. Just like the network comedies. A flash of envy comes over Troy and Coco. 23. KURT (CONT'D) SAM What gives you Clubhouse kids the right to come to our Dining Hall? Kurt eats an exaggerated scoop of mac and cheese. SAM (CONT’D) You don’t live here. MARTIN Sam? What are you doing? SAM You can’t eat here. Kurt eyes this new adversary. Enjoys a good challenge. TROY Chill Sam damn. Let the man-- KURT & SAM -- I got this. KURT Who are you to put me out? SAM (realizing) I’m the Head of this house. And I’m doing things my way. Sam shoots this last one to Martin. Kurt rolls his eyes to which Sam slams his tray to the ground. Lionel scribbles down notes furiously on a notepad. KURT You got any idea who you’re -- SAM -- Yeah, I know who your daddy is. The same one who’s been pushing to break up this House for a decade. What’s wrong? Is he scared letting the Negroes gather in groups might start a rebellion on the plantation? You tell him from me...he should be. Kurt looks into Sam’s eyes and then his crew. They want out. KURT Bad move. 24. Kurt leads his crew out of the dining hall drawing a slight snicker from Lionel which draws Sam’s eyes right to him. Something sparks in Lionel. He takes out his phone and texts to GEORGE: “I’ve got the angle. I’m in.” SAM You too. LIONEL Me? SAM Is this your house? Lionel sinks - the eyes of everyone in the room on him. Sam sits back down as a trickle of claps grow to a steady applause. Troy and his table look around baffled. By the caution on Sam’s face it seems the first time she’s ever heard this sound directed at her. A slight envy boils in Coco. One last look to the room from Lionel before he slips out. Locked out again. 23 INT. COCO’S ROOM - DAY 23 Coco scrolls Sam’s “Dear White People” Youtube page. 75K Subscribers. She presses play on the latest video. SAM (O.S.) Dear White People, stop dancing. Two seconds. 600K views. COCO The fuck? Coco exits and opens her own “TIME AT AN IVY LEAGUE” page. 2K subscribers. Her latest video is at 10K views. Alright... She presses record. Let’s the camera rest on her briefly... COCO (CONT’D) Muffins. I hate to do it, but Imma have to get real Black with you. (comes to mind) So the other day, a girl had the nerve to fix her mouth and ask me if my hair was weaved. (after a moment) Weaved. Weaved bitch? 25. (MORE) First of all if you’re going to fix your mouth to ask me something like that, say it right please? It’s weave. Noun. Present tense. Second of all don’t assume just because you see a sister with some hair it’s a weave. Is it? Clearly. If a bitch could grow straight Indian hair directly out her own head I wouldn’t have just overdrafted my account paying for this shit but that ain’t your business. Are those your lips sweetie? Sweet heart is that really your skin? These white girls and these tans I swear to God, they’re starting to look darker than me. Coco pauses it. Her mouse hovers over the check box next to “private.” Instead she plays it back...and hits “publish.” She clicks back through to Sam’s last video and hits “reply.” As the red light on her computer’s web cam turns green... COCO (CONT’D) Dear White People. What do I think about it? 24 INT. SCREENING ROOM - DAY 24 Sam with arms folded watches as Gabe (Sam’s caller from earlier) presses play on a DVD. Horrified students watch... ...a Black and white 1920’s style silent movie, complete with Dialogue Cards and dramatic PIANO MUSIC. SERIES OF SHOTS - ON THE SCREEN A) OBAMA speaks at a debate B) DIALOGUE CARD: “We are the change that we seek.” C) A FAMILY in white-face go ape-shit D) DIALOGUE CARD: “HE’S READING OFF A TELEPROMPTER!!!!!!” E) More intercut footage of Obama speaking with actors in white-face reacting. Until... F) DIALOGUE CARD: OBAMA WINS A SECOND TERM! G) A WHITE-FACE CROWD goes nuts in the streets - scream into camera - loot buildings and shoot themselves in the head. 26. COCO (CONT’D) H) Dialogue Card: “FIN” PROFESSOR BODKIN, late 40s, with a “seen it all before” demeanor hides a grin and lets the room settle. PROFESSOR BODKIN Okay. Does anyone have any comments for Sam’s “Rebirth of a Nation?” All of the kids are too scared to comment. Except... PROFESSOR BODKIN (CONT’D) Gabe, go ahead. GABE I dig the “silent movie” thing, but it’s a little self-congratulatory. Light on story and frankly thematically dubious. PROFESSOR BODKIN Okay. Anybody else? SAM What? SAME PLACE - MOMENTS LATER As students filter out of the class... PROFESSOR BODKIN Sam? SAM Before you say anything might I remind you that I sat through Birth of A Nation, Gone With The Wind, and Tarantino week without protest. PROFESSOR BODKIN And might I remind you that I read all fifteen pages of your unsolicited essay on why Gremlins is actually about suburban white fear of Black culture. SAM The Gremlins are loud, talk in slang, are addicted to fried chicken and freak out when you get their hair wet. 27. PRESIDENT BODKIN My only problem with your movie is that it was late. The silent projects were last semester Sam. You were supposed to have emailed your sound treatment over Summer. SAM I’ve been getting footage. PROFESSOR BODKIN This is your senior thesis Sam, where the hell is your head at? SAM I’ve got Radio, BSU, this Head of House thing -- PROFESSOR BODKIN -- Do you want this? Cause if not, don’t waste my time here -- Sam pulls out the Super 8 camera from her satchel. SAM -- Look this thing might as well be my right hand Professor. I was busy this summer that’s all. PROFESSOR BODKIN With everything but your major? While your peers are taking internships, making short films... SAM My dad. He’s sick. Had to go home. PROFESSOR BODKIN If you need some time off, take it. But if you want to make it to next semester -- SAM -- I do -- PROFESSOR BODKIN -- Pull it together. This is Manchester. Sam wants this. It’s in her eyes as she holds her tongue. 25 EXT. MANCHESTER UNIVERSITY - DAY 25 Sam exits the theater and spots Gabe talking to some guys. 28. SAM Thematically dubious? GABE Well what was that supposed to be about exactly? SAM You’re thematically dubious! Gabe rolls his eyes and catches up with her. SAM (CONT’D) Since when do TA’s give critiques? GABE You invoke Minstrelsy for shock value, but to what end? SAM To invoke the same feeling I get when I turn on the TV and see some so-called reality star shuck and jive for ratings egged on by no doubt white producers. Or the sassy Black secretary with no backstory or character development aside from their skin color. GABE So it’s a tit for tat? * EXT. GOODMAN MEDIA SCHOOL 2 - DAY * SAM * You’re honestly saying that art * can’t be reactionary? * GABE * You’re reacting to a work made * almost a hundred years ago. * SAM * Yes because fear of Black men being * involved in the United States * Government is a completely * antiquated concept. No social * relevance whatsoever today. * GABE * Frankly I just think sometimes its * better to hold a mirror up to your * audience than to drop an * ideological piano over their head. * 29. SAM * Frankly I just think works that * deal with the African Diaspora * through a post-modern lens are * outright rejected unless they’re * handled by a white artist. * GABE * African Diaspora? Really? * 26 INT. DAVIS HOUSE - DAY 26 The war rages as the two continue up a fleet of stairs. SAM Blackface is alive and well in our culture. Who primarily buys hip hop? Watches Housewives of Atlanta? The same homogenized images of Black people over and over again? White people Gabe. GABE Who goes to see Tyler Perry movies? SAM We’re an underfed community. None of this changes the fact that the vibrancy, the complexity of Black culture has been distilled into commodities and marketing schemes to be bought and sold-- GABE --to the detriment of the so called “real thing.” Got it. And into a room... INT. GABE’S ROOM - CONTINUOUS Gabe slams the door. SAM I am indistinguishable from the so called “urban” images used to amuse and market to white America. GABE And the commodification of culture is uniquely oppressive to Black people? 30. Sam nods fervently as Gabe grabs and unbuttons her jeans. GABE (CONT’D) So when Kanye raps about Louis V and Rolexes and Classical Art, exactly what exploited pocket of Black America are those references being mined from? Sam can’t get her shirt off fast enough. SAM On your knees. Gabe kneels below frame as Sam closes her eyes in ecstacy. CUT TO BLACK. 27A INT. GABE’S ROOM - EVENING 27A Sam’s eyes pop open - a startled scream escapes her lips. She’s surprised at first to see Gabe beside her in bed, the outside spoon. They’re both naked. Her pompadour frayed. GABE What? You dream in “Cosby” again? SAM My hair was so straight. My sweater so big. I told you about that? Sam’s phone buzzes. Gabe grabs it and sees Reggie’s photo pop up. He swallows his envy and hands it to Sam. She doesn’t answer. Silence as it hits her voicemail. GABE Hey so...this whole “Head of House” thing. Congrats? SAM Yeah, it's…it's. GABE Weird, right? Never took you as a student politician... Reggie’s photo again - New Voicemail. A regret in Sam’s eyes. SAM Yeah, well... Sam rolls out of bed. Gabe thinks twice before he asks it. 31. GABE Sam? What are we doing? She badly wants to give him the answer he wants. Instead... SAM Fucking. 28 INT. STUDIO BOOTH - DAY 28 Reggie stares at Sam with stars in his eyes as she effortlessly addresses the campus in between bits of jazz. SAM (V.O.) Dear White People. Please stop touching my hair. 29 INT. GARMIN CLUB HOUSE - DAY 29 Lionel at an ancient oak dining room table listens to the broadcast over his laptop. Makes studious notations... SAM (V.O.) Does this look like a petting zoo to you? Lionel gets an IM: “George: Hey handsome, how’s the story?” To which Lionel writes: “Going great sexy.” Lionel deletes “sexy” and replaces it with “:)” before hitting send. 29A BAR DIVIDE 29A Across from Lionel is Kurt flanked by his eager but self conscious right hand GORDON - and MITCH, swagged out varsity crew captain and connoisseur of all things Black culture. They wear “PASTICHE” gear, hunch over a glowing iPad and scroll through a series of student group photos in the Yearbook. Kurt stares off into space, turns up the GANGSTA RAP playing from a nearby blue tooth speaker. Kurt pours shots of Jack which Gordon eyes with caution. GORDON Kurt it’s three. MITCH Y.O.L.O. my nigga! Everyone takes the shot. 32. GORDON We don’t even have our new staff yet. Why are we planning this? KURT Everyone wants to be on our staff that’s the easy part. MITCH We’re going to make staff bids on Game Night, and the RSVP’s are through the roof for that. KURT Yeah but Halloween is our premiere party. The waitlist is already a hundred deep and it’s going to take a lot to outdo this summer. MITCH Cinco de Mayo was epic. INSERT: A black and white photo of Kurt and crew dressed in Sombreros and Mexican stereotypes at a wild pool party. The title reads... PASTICHE PRESENTS “WETBACK” GORDON How about the Young Republicans? KURT Too close to the Tea-Party. INSERT: Photo of Kurt and crew dressed as famous female political conservatives - brandishing rally signs with misspellings and cups of tea. The title reads... “PASTICHE’S TEA PARTY” MITCH Yo we need an East vs West hip hop party. Get the honeys in here. GORDON “The honeys?” You’re from Vermont. KURT Guys what’s the Pastiche motto? GORDON “Sharpen thy sword.” 33. MITCH Our motto is a euphemism for masturbation? GORDON It’s a reminder that satire is the weapon of reason. So who on campus is being unreasonable? MITCH Sounds like a reminder of how gay you are. GORDON Was that even a reasonable attempt at a quip Mitch? MITCH Hey Gordon, say reasonable again. SAM (O.S.) Dear White People, knowing Lil’ Wayne lyrics no longer earns you an Honorary Black Card. It just reminds me how often you say the word “nigga” when no one Black is around as is required in reciting said lyrics. Kurt turns up his music and shoots Lionel a look, who plugs headphones into his computer and looks down. KURT The hell does Sam think she is? MITCH Like Spike Lee and Oprah had a pissed off baby. Kurt shares a glance with Mitch and Gordon - they’re leaning towards the same idea. KURT Could we? GORDON How? Kurt turns his heat towards Lionel - has a bone to pick. KURT Hey Lionel. Talked to the Dean today. 34. (MORE) We had a very enlightening conversation. I just want to say... I’m sorry about the voice message. 29B DINING ROOM 29B Kurt and his crew cross over to Lionel’s table. Kurt unzips his pants silently. KURT (CONT’D) Do you accept? Lionel removes the headphones and turns to Kurt, just as he starts flopping his dick around off screen. Lionel quickly looks in the other direction. Kurt’s friends crack up. GORDON Please put that away. KURT You got to talk to these people in a language they’ll understand. Lionel shoves his headphones back on over his fro. LIONEL Pathetic. KURT (yelling) Wherever he ships you off to, be sure to pack a sense of humor with you, kay bro? Lionel drowns them out. He flips through Sam’s “Ebony & Ivy” book to a section called... SAM (V.O.) The Paper Bag Tests. As Lionel reads we swish pan to... 30 DREAM DINER 30 ...an abstract Diner set. Sam at the counter addresses us. SUPERIMPOSE: THE TIP TEST SAM The Tip Test. You hit up Jelly’s for a snack. Your waitress mistakes you for someone who looks like you (Black) who once ran up a thirty dollar bill and left a dollar tip. 35. KURT (CONT'D) WAITRESS, over it, crosses frame and glares coldly at us. Lionel takes a seat at a booth with Sam across from him. SAM (CONT’D) You watch all the other customers order before you do... Waitress huffs her way over to Lionel. LIONEL Pastrami sandwich on rye. SAM ...then proceed to wait no less than forty minutes for your food. A wall-clock advances forty, before the food and check come. SAM (CONT’D) How do you tip? A... LIONEL Forty minutes? Man she’s lucky I leave her forty cents. You do a good job, maybe you’ll see a tip. SAM B... LIONEL Doris was tripping, but fifteen percent is the least I can do. SAM Or C... LIONEL I reject the stereotype that African American’s don’t tip. I’m leaving her twenty, no twenty five, just to prove I can! CUT TO: Lionel’s back in reality. He ponders the scenario. LIONEL (CONT’D) C? He turns the book upside down and reads the small print on the bottom of the page. “A) ONE HUNDRED” “B) OOFTA” and his answer “C) NOSE-JOB.” 36. LIONEL (CONT’D) Nose-job? 31 EXT. MANCHESTER UNIVERSITY - DAY 31 The campus has settled into the semester as students trudge back and forth to class. SAM (V.O.) Dear White People in a shocking reversal using the term “African American” is borderline racist now. 32 INT. DEAN FAIRBANKS OFFICE - DAY 32 Dean Fairbanks and PRESIDENT HERBERT FLETCHER, 50’s in an even better suit than Fairbanks listen to the radio. Fairbanks eyeballs Fletcher - tension between the two. SAM (O.S.) Turns out if you’re too worried about Political Correctness to say “Black”, odds are you secretly just want to call us niggers anyway and truth be told I’d rather you just be honest about it. PRESIDENT FLETCHER Free speech my ass. DEAN FAIRBANKS Stalin quotes for two hundred? PRESIDENT FLETCHER You’re joking about this? DEAN FAIRBANKS I’m sorry, was I supposed to take “Free speech my ass” as a legitimate suggestion? PRESIDENT FLETCHER This is your office’s issue Walter. Especially after that episode with Kurt in the dining hall. DEAN FAIRBANKS Every race issue is my issue. PRESIDENT FLETCHER It’s a student issue. You are the Dean of students aren’t you? The two share an old and heated glare. 37. PRESIDENT FLETCHER (CONT’D) The Times has been watching us like a hawk. Last thing we need is some “race war” on newspapers across the country. How do you think our donor base will feel about that? Our fundraiser is four weeks away. DEAN FAIRBANKS How bad is this deficit of yours? PRESIDENT FLETCHER Worse. But let me tell you something. If this blows up any further? It’s on you Walter. Racism is over in America. And if anyone’s still dealing with it, it’s the -- I don’t know Mexicans probably. Troy pokes his head in. Fairbanks cuts the radio off. PRESIDENT FLETCHER (CONT’D) Come on in. TROY President Fletcher. PRESIDENT FLETCHER Son, call me Herb. Fairbanks grits his teeth as Fletcher exits and Troy sits. DEAN FAIRBANKS President Fletcher tells me his son got his ass handed to him. Troy hates this game. DEAN FAIRBANKS (CONT’D) Bout time. Can’t tell you how many instances I had to defend Armstrong / Parker when I was Head of House. TROY Sam’s out of line. Kurt’s alright. DEAN FAIRBANKS But you’re supposed to be better than alright. Since when do we lose elections Troy? TROY The Housing Act passing without a fight didn’t help. 38. DEAN FAIRBANKS What have I told you about excuses? TROY Pops my course load is full anyway. I’m head of Econ Board, I’m thinking about Pastiche. DEAN FAIRBANKS Pastiche? On Kurt Fletcher’s staff? TROY You know to round out the res? DEAN FAIRBANKS I’ll be God damned if twenty years from now you have to end up working for that dumb asses son. TROY (put in his place) Yes sir. DEAN FAIRBANKS Fletcher and I graduated a year apart. He barely made it through. I graduated Summa cum Laude. Now look who’s President and who’s Dean. TROY What’s the difference? DEAN FAIRBANKS A couple hundred grand a year. Understand what I’m saying? Now what happened between you and Sam to make her come after you anyway? TROY Sofia. You remember Sofia? Daughter of the President. Psych major. “Has the world ahead of her Troy.” DEAN FAIRBANKS I don’t like your tone boy. TROY Sorry sir. DEAN FAIRBANKS So you lost the House. On to the school presidency then. The light in Troy’s eyes dims a bit. 39. DEAN FAIRBANKS (CONT’D) It’ll be good to show this campus is capable of electing someone like you as school president. TROY Someone like me? 33 INT. TROY'S BATHROOM - NIGHT 33 Troy hovers over the toilet - smokes weed while the shower runs - exhales through his paper towel / dryer sheet apparatus. He jots down on a notepad and LAUGHS to himself. TROY’S APARTMENT - SAME TIME Sofia has her face to the floor - peering underneath the bathroom door. She can see Troy’s feet. What the hell? Off the SQUEAK of the shower being cut Sofia jumps up. MOMENTS LATER Troy bounds out the bathroom in his undies. Sofia on the couch pretends to have been watching television. TROY Babe. Hat or no hat? Troy stands before her in his undies holding a Kangol. He eyes her oversized T-shirt. TROY (CONT’D) Are you wearing that? SOFIA I don’t have to be. Sofia yanks Troy to her by his underwear to kiss his navel. SOFIA (CONT’D) Hey boo...why don’t we put some of your new found free time to good use? It’s been a while since... TROY What’s with all this boo stuff? SOFIA ...since you fucked me with your big Black cock. Troy pulls away. 40. SOFIA (CONT’D) It used to turn you on when I talked like that. Is it me? TROY (yes) I love you. SOFIA Is it Sam? TROY Can we please just, get ready? SOFIA Why? I hate my brother’s friends. Troy thinks over his next words carefully. TROY You’re not going to go with me? SOFIA You’d go without me? Troy tries to flash a charming shrug. SOFIA (CONT’D) You’re my guest! Sofia gathers some books and heads for the door. TROY You can hang out while I’m -- SOFIA -- Okay, what’s with you and my brother? Are you in love with him? Is this like, some DL shit? Sofia storms out. TROY “DL shit!?” 34 INT. FOREST - NIGHT 34 Lionel walks up the darkly lit stairs of a very old building. He reaches a door marked “Newsroom.” 35 INT. NEWSROOM - NIGHT 35 Lionel looks around the dimmed office. There is music and light coming from a room past all the cubicles... 41. 36 INT. BULLPEN - NIGHT 36 ...An office filled with computers. George and a few other EDITORS scream with laughter - beers and pizza in hand. GEORGE does a beat on his desk while... GEORGE I keeps it clean Ya know what I mean. I drinks my Vodka straight, like I’m a fiend. ANNIE, a strawberry blonde laughs in George’s lap. Lionel’s envy shows. ANNIE Wait, quiet I want to hear this. Annie turns up a Youtube video of... COCO (O.S.) If I could grow straight Indian hair out my head -- ANNIE Ohmigod, this is going on Facebook. Annie swivels in her chair only to SCREAM BLOODY MURDER at the sight of Lionel. LIONEL Relax the Negro at the door is not here to rape you. Annie laughs. The mood is drunk and light. LIONEL (CONT’D) So this is what editors do? GEORGE We’re taking a break, what are you doing here? LIONEL You wanted me to drop in and tell you how the story was coming? GEORGE Yeah like this week. It’s Saturday night. You got nowhere else to be? LIONEL It was this or the new Madea movie. 42. GEORGE Dear God. Where does Madea go this time? Dialysis? 37 EXT. MOVIE THEATER - NIGHT 37 Sam, flanked by Reggie and the BoFros are in mid rant. REGGIE Man fuck Tyler Perry. SAM Like, can we have a movie with, you know characters in them? ‘Stead of stereotypes wrapped in Christian dogma? REGGIE Why is every educated person inherently evil? Why this Nigga gotta be in a mutha fucking dress all the mutha fucking time? SAM How come the only Black movies Hollywood wants to make are ones with mammies in fat suits or Black women in pain man? All of this is directed at a TEENAGER in the box office. TEENAGER Most people are here to see Fang 9. (after a beat) Kelly Rowland’s in it? The group throw up their hands and groan in protest. 38 INT. KURT’S HOUSE - NIGHT 38 Game Night and Kurt’s house is filled with smoke, music, and rich kids who play cards at various tables. Coco, in a banging jumpsuit scans the room for prospects. A few eyes from the WHITE BOYS start to flicker her way. This perks her up, as she arches her back slightly... ...only to see their eyes follow the WHITE BRUNETTE HIPSTER GIRL who has entered behind her. Coco catches herself in the mirror. What don’t they see? 38A CARD TABLE 38A 43. Troy deals cards at a table - the game is Texas Hold Em. Troy holds court - much to Kurt’s chagrin. The mood is playful. There’s a brief eye contact between Troy and Coco. 39 INT. SAM’S APARTMENT - NIGHT 39 A huge “Boycott Sal’s Pizzeria” poster hangs on the walls of Sam’s chic dorm surrounded by other street art. The BoFros and a few cool residents of Armstrong / Parker hang about. Underground hip hop permeates the room. Sam refuses a joint coldly from Reggie - her eyes fixed on “SCHOOL DAZE” which plays on her 36’ flatscreen. SAM How ‘bout you stop stereotyping yourself and put that shit out? This ain’t “Friday.” REGGIE Yo Sam. We got to talk about the protest. When are we are bringing the Housing fight to the prez? Sungmi takes a seat next to Sam. Some kids hop up and start grooving it out when a new song pops up on the playlist. SUNGMI The House voted down sponsoring the rally. REGGIE What do we need it sponsored for? SAM Demonstrations can get shut down if a House doesn’t sponsor them. REGGIE Like the House you’re head of? Sam shoots Reggie a glare. He backs off. SUNGMI Hey Sam, I read “Ebony and Ivy.” What’s with the Oofta, Nose-Jobs, One Hundred stuff? I miss something? Sam smiles. SAM You want me to break it down? 44. 40 INT. KURT’S HOUSE - NIGHT 40 Troy deals another hand with Kurt, Mitch and Gordon. Troy’s homeboy swag is thicker than usual. MITCH Yo my perfect Friday night is whiskey and my T-Bone Walker records, real talk. TROY Who the fuck is T-Bone Walker? 40A INTERCUT WITH SAM’S APARTMENT: 40A SAM Only a few ways colored folks survive at a place like this. MITCH Uh only a pioneer of electric and jump blues bro. Know your roots. TROY White folks always be on stuff like decades too late and act like they discovered some shit. SAM “Oofta” is the jazz age term for Bojangle types who Blacked it up for White audiences. MITCH Don’t sleep on T-Bone man. TROY Rock, Jazz, Blues - Nigga whatchu got on right now? MITCH Public Enemy my Nig-- TROY --Yo watch that man. GORDON You just called him -- TROY -- Ya’ll get Country Clubs we get to say Nigga. Everyone at the table erupts in laughter. Except Kurt. 45. GORDON And golf? And all our girls? TROY Whatchu mean all your girls? GORDON Dude, between OJ, Tiger, Wesley Snipes and uh, Troy over here... TROY Yo. It’s a word for that. Reparations. More Kurt-less laughter from the table. TROY (CONT’D) Forty white bitches and a mule. Perfectly executed. Troy grins as the table erupts. SAM An Oofta modulates his Blackness up or down depending on the crowd and what he wants from them. MITCH Kurt? KURT What? GORDON Kurt. Troy watches this exchange closely. GORDON (CONT’D) Troy. You thinking about Pastiche? TROY That’s the magazine right? GORDON For starters. MITCH What other “magazine” you know has a first look deal at NBC? The third biggest Youtube channel. Talk show. Platinum comedy record homie! 46. GORDON Couldn’t you see him on the talk show Kurt? Kurt looks at his cards. KURT I fold. 41 INT. SAM’S APARTMENT - NIGHT 41 A small crowd’s formed around Sam. SUNGMI Okay, and a nose-job is a wannabe? 42 INT. KURT’S HOUSE - NIGHT 42 Coco finishes her drink and catches Mitch and Gordon as they start up a Youtube video on their iPad. The previous game is over. They watch “Dear White People - 1,378,480 views.” 42A INTERCUT WITH SAM’S APARTMENT: 42A SAM Sort of. Nose-jobs smooth their Black edges and try to blend. Coco runs her fingers through her straight hair. GORDON You seen this one? SAM (YOUTUBE) Dear White People using Instagram. You have an iPhone and go on hikes. I get it. COCO Ugh. Gordon and Mitch turn and notice Coco. Mitch eyes her curves. GORDON Not a fan? Coco makes a “no” face. MITCH Sup ma? COCO Don’t talk like that. 47. GORDON Hey I know you... Coco is taken aback as Gordon punches up her video and plays it back. She hovers over them. COCO (YOUTUBE) Muffins. I hate to do it, but Imma have to get real Black with you. Coco a bit embarrassed scans the view count. SAM A Nose-job’s worst fear is that their “Blackness” might cause a fuss or draw undue attention so they apologize for it or use it to self deprecate. COCO Forty thousand views already? GORDON Looks like someone submitted you to Buzzfeed. Taking off... Coco leans over them and scrolls down. The first comment is from a HELMUT: “Much better...” Coco soaks this in. MITCH You wan’ a drink a sun’in? COCO Let me guess you’re from Ohio? MITCH Vermont. GORDON What do you have against Dear White People? Coco smiles and slyly clicks to her next video. COCO (YOUTUBE) Dear White People. How do I feel about it? Well for one it’s Blacker than thou propaganda from a bougie Lisa Bonet wannabe who smells like patchouli and frankly I can’t believe we’re letting Sam get away with it. 48. Mitch and Gordon’s mouths are ajar. Coco studies the view count...26,758. A pride strikes Coco. 43 INT. SAM’S APARTMENT - NIGHT 43 As the impromptu party dies down... SUNGMI Okay and One Hundred? REGGIE Keeping it One-Hundred! Being Black as hell just cause. Sam rolls her eyes. SUNGMI But what about just being you? SAM Like I said... 44 INT. NEWSROOM - NIGHT 44 Lionel’s got the eyes of the Bullpen on him. Annie’s really warmed to him - her hands play with his afro. ANNIE You don’t mind do you? SAM (V.O.) There’s only a few ways a person of a color can survive at a place like this... LIONEL Of course not. GEORGE Alright so then what? LIONEL So then Sam says “What, is your daddy scared the Negroes are gonna start a rebellion on the plantation?” George goes CRAZY at this. GEORGE To Kurt Fletcher!? LIONEL Yeah. Yes. Yup. 49. GEORGE We’ve got a news item but there’s something bigger here. It’s a profile piece on Armstrong / Parker and Sam White’s pseudo revolution. ANNIE What’s the headline? LIONEL Outdated nationalist seeks purpose starts race war? Lionel’s joke hits, but he feels gross for saying it. The image of Sam shaking her head in the dinner FLASHES before Lionel briefly. GEORGE Beers in the corner. Bang out the news item tonight and we’ll work on the profile piece for next week. Lionel grabs a beer and takes a seat at one of the open computers. George starts up a beat on his desk as he and Annie stare at Lionel expectantly. LIONEL What are you doing? ANNIE All Bugle staffer must freestyle. It’s law. GEORGE You want to be a staffer right? LIONEL (awkward) My name is Lionel Kind of like a lion King of the jungle Indigenous to Africa... The beat has long since stopped. LIONEL (CONT’D) Sorry. 45 INT. KURT’S KITCHEN - NIGHT 45 Troy heads into the kitchen just as Kurt heads out. 50. TROY Yo man, you know I wasn’t talking about Sof back there with whole forty bitches thing. I was just -- KURT -- trying to get on my staff? TROY I never really thought about -- KURT -- Bullshit. Game Night is where we make our bids for the new staff. It’s why everyone’s here. You were practically about to bust out a tap dance. TROY I’m a Poly Sci major man. I just came to hang out. KURT My staff likes you. A lot. TROY But you don’t. KURT This thing with you and Sof... TROY I’m good to her. KURT Our dad’s have been playing a game of chess off and on since 1972. TROY What and Sof is the White queen? KURT You’re a pawn. And I think it’s time you get off the board bro. Troy takes this in. KURT (CONT’D) Here’s the deal. Every year we throw a party. The point is to mock the self important and moronic entities of the campus. The way to get staffed is to write an invite for the party. 51. (MORE) Our invites are legendary, we make Gawker, the Post, tons of blogs every year. If your invite is the one that goes out, you’re guaranteed a spot on the staff. The runners up are voted on by the rest of us. Troy catches eyes with Coco who gives him a seductive glance. 45A LIVING ROOM 45A Coco turns back to her now enamored crowd. She’s in her element with these boys at her feet. COCO I just think having good hair and carrying on with a degree of sophistication doesn’t make me a traitor to the race. MITCH Want to know why they used to call me Black Mitch? GORDON Absolutely not. COCO No one called you that. KITCHEN Just as Gordon, Mitch and Coco approach... TROY Okay. And what’s this year’s theme? Kurt rolls his eyes instinctively. KURT Still working on that... TROY The party’s a couple weeks away. GORDON Yo Kurt. I want you to meet someone. COCO You guys got a party coming up? Coco smiles at Kurt, before flicking her eyes over Troy. 52. KURT (CONT’D) 46 INT. SAM’S APARTMENT - NIGHT 46 Sungmi is one of the last to clear out of Sam’s apartment as the party winds down. SUNGMI Hey, about the rally. You could still get the permit anyway Sam and go against the board. Most people consider that political suicide though. REGGIE We got to rally Sam. Time is now. SAM Use your head Reggie. You think a rally is going to change things? REGGIE It’ll do a hell of a lot more than a radio show or views on Youtube. Everyone gets quiet. Sungmi takes this time to exit. REGGIE (CONT’D) Look, we got power Sam and it’s time we used it. We earned it. SAM We? I didn’t see you running for shit Reggie. The Bofros trade looks as Reggie storms out. Sam waits a beat and rolls her eyes. 47 EXT. ARMSTRONG / PARKER QUAD - NIGHT 47 Sam walks after Reggie. REGGIE Tired. SAM Don’t “one word” me. REGGIE Why you got to snap at me all the time? I’m around you like twenty four seven. Like your lap dog. I don’t even usually get down like that with no red bone chicks man. 53. SAM Don’t call me that. REGGIE Come on, I thought your ass was Puerto Rican when I met you. Sam turns to go. REGGIE (CONT’D) Oh so you can dish it out but you can’t take it? SAM I’m taking my ass home. REGGIE Come on Sam. You know how I feel about you. SAM How am I supposed to know how you feel about me? REGGIE You know what? Forgive me if I see something in you. Something inspiring. Something folks like me can get behind. Reggie puts his hands on Sam’s belt and pulls her in to a kiss as a group walks by. Over Reggie’s shoulder Sam sees... ...Gabe look back at her. He’s heartbroken. She pretends not to be affected and sinks into a kiss from Reggie. REGGIE (CONT’D) Tell me you’ll set up the rally. SAM I’ll set up the rally. 48 INT. KURT’S KITCHEN - NIGHT 48 Kurt, Gordon, Mitch, Coco and Troy all trade glances. GORDON Are we sure about this? KURT It’s ironic. Bold. And don’t tell me I’m the only one who thinks Sam White’s little movement needs to get cut down to size. 54. Agreement Coco’s gaze. Uncertainty in Troy’s. KURT (CONT’D) Looks like you got your Hip Hop party Mitch. MITCH ‘Bout time. It’s going to be huge man, fucking epic. Kurt holds back a smile. KURT Boys, we’ve got a lot more mingling to do. We’ll be in touch. And Troy? Get off the board bro. Troy chews on this as Kurt leads his group out. Troy smiles, goes to exit. TROY Nice seeing you. COCO Where’s Sofia? TROY I have no idea. COCO Trouble in paradise? Troy shrugs and heads to the party. COCO (CONT’D) Figures. (off Troy’s incredulousness) Nothing. I’m sure you’ve got something else fair and petite and...fair lined up for that drink. TROY What’s that supposed to mean? COCO It’s fine. I’m not even really into Black dudes anyway. TROY I’ll have you know I’m an equal opportunity employer, okay? 55. COCO And what kind of jobs are you hiring for mister? Coco’s stiletto rubs the side of Troy’s calf. TROY Aren’t you and Sofia -- COCO -- I’m an accessory to Sofia. Can’t ever shake the feeling I’m an assignment for that Afro Studies Minor of hers. Troy nervously glances out at the crowd and then back towards this dangerous and tempting creature before him. COCO (CONT’D) I’m sure you have no idea what I mean. 49 EXT. MANCHESTER YARD - NIGHT 49 Lionel and George walk through the campus at night. George waves goodbye to Annie as they pass Bechet House. LIONEL She seems really cool. George just smiles. GEORGE Did we go too far? You’re in Armstrong/Parker right? LIONEL No. Garmin. GEORGE Fancy. LIONEL George I’m not exactly down with Sam and I’m not in the BSU. I got kicked out of Armstrong / Parker same as Kurt. But I’m going to write a good story, okay? GEORGE I hope so. I want a Bugle on your chest by the end of the month. Lionel fights a smile as his heart beats through his chest. 56. They reach the front of Lionel’s house. George runs his hand through Lionel’s hair. Mitch, smoking on the porch with some other kids - trade glances. GEORGE (CONT’D) Your fro’s so gnarly. LIONEL I’m growing it out. GEORGE Night Lionel. Lionel heads up his stoop - past the snickers and glares of Mitch and company. MITCH Party’s not over. LIONEL I live here. MITCH Sorry bro. Invitation only. LIONEL It’s two in the morning. Mitch shrugs as humiliation floods over Lionel. Lionel sighs and slumps on the steps outside the door. He scrolls through his phone for a contact...OFFICE OF THE DEAN. Starts an email. 50 INT. TROY’S BEDROOM - MORNING 50 Troy’s Kangol sits in the ground, besides his undies, and besides a bright pink thong. Coco’s pink painted finger nails travel through the creases of Troy’s immaculate abs. TROY Coco huh? COCO Colandrea doesn’t exactly pass the resume test, you know? I mean couldn’t you fucking die? My parents should’ve just named me Ghetto-ass-hoodrat-anisha. Do you...indulge? Coco fiddles in her purse - pulls out a joint. 57. TROY It’s ten am. Coco lights it and takes a drag. She hands it to Troy. TROY (CONT’D) I don’t mess with that stuff. Coco sees right through him as Troy hits it like a pro. COCO Sure about that? TROY Sure you don’t like Black guys? COCO Girl like me is just a placeholder for ya’ll at a place like this. TROY I’m not like that. COCO I don’t think Sam would agree. TROY That was different. COCO No it wasn’t. Poor thing, she was light skin-ded and everything. TROY Yo, it wasn’t like that alright? Troy’s tone sobers Coco a bit. She places a hand on Troy’s. TROY (CONT’D) My pops. He wanted me with Fletcher’s daughter. They’ve been in competition ever since they went here. Pops hates that Fletcher ended up President and he got stuck as the Dean. COCO So your upbringing may have actually fucked you up more than mine? That’s hot. Troy laughs and takes the joint back. 58. COCO (CONT’D) The hell is the difference between a Dean and a President anyway? TROY Apparently four hundred years of unreconciled oppression. COCO He’s not going to like you running with the Pastiche boys is he? TROY If I even get tapped. COCO You will. And you should do it. They all land somewhere big, some before they even graduate. I’ve seen you in front of a crowd Troy. I bet you could be famous. TROY That what you want? To be famous? COCO I want people to know my name. TROY Which one? Coco’s phone buzzes with a message. It’s Kurt. COCO (reading) We want you. Come by Ellington tomorrow at eight. (to Troy) Anything? Troy checks his phone. Nothing. A decision weighs in Troy’s eyes as Coco throws on a shirt and gets up to go. COCO (CONT’D) You’re going to have to stand up to him sooner or later Troy. 52 EXT. ARMSTRONG / PARKER QUAD - DAY 52 Troy and Sofia stand still amidst the bustle. Devastation marks her pretty face. SOFIA You said you loved me. 59. TROY I like you a lot. Salt meet wound. She wants to go, but something nags at her. SOFIA What do you do in the bathroom? When you leave the shower running? Was it just to get away from me? Troy wagers his answer and decides to confess. TROY I smoke weed and write jokes. Puzzled by the man before her and too hurt for more, Sofia just turns and walks away. Troy watches her go just as... ...Lionel passes by. The two share an awkward glance before Troy turns to enter the house. 53 INT. ARMSTRONG / PARKER HALL - SAME TIME 53 Lionel shyly trudges down the hall of Armstrong / Parker. He turns to see Troy behind him. The two avoid the other’s gaze. As they both head up the stairs, Troy notes it strange that they’re headed in the same direction. 53A UPSTAIRS 53A Lionel heads to a door at the end of the hallway and opens it with a key. Troy’s already at the door when he looks up and realizes Lionel’s just entered his apartment. 54 INT. TROY’S APARTMENT - CONTINUOUS 54 TROY The hell are you doing? LIONEL & TROY This is my apartment. TROY The hell it is. LIONEL The Dean said it was the only opening. TROY Head of House doesn’t share. 60. LIONEL But you’re not Head of House. Still stings. Troy heads into his room and closes the door leaving Lionel alone in the living room. 57 INT. ARMSTRONG/PARKER DINING HALL - DAY 57 Lionel sits alone in front of another bowl of soup. Eyes the different cliques of mostly Black students. Dreads walks past and shoots a head nod. Lionel uncomfortably shoots one back. DREADS Stay Black, my brother. LIONEL Sure thing? Lionel watches as Kurt and Troy walk together towards the entrance - suddenly chums. Troy’s getting good news and gladly shakes Kurt’s hand. KURT Need your submission by Thursday. TROY You got it bro. The two try and enter, when immediately Dreads slams a GONG in the back of the hall - prompting the whole of the dining hall to turn and throw paper balls at Kurt. KURT The fuck? Sam grins from a table comprised of Martin, Sungmi and her other support staff. Martin is visibly annoyed. TROY Yo! Troy takes some of the brunt of this and walks with the humiliated Kurt back out of the Dining Hall. Lionel watches with a smirk as Troy talks Kurt down on the other side of the entrance. Lionel catches eyes with Sam briefly who shares the same smirk. He realizes Sam’s actually looking at Reggie, perched behind him at a table flanked by Curls and Dreads. They address him. REGGIE Finally made it in. 61. DREADS Been moved around a lot right? CURLS You must have been terrified when you saw “Armstrong/Parker” written on your moving assignment. LIONEL I was just finishing up. REGGIE Do Black people scare you? LIONEL (realizing its true) No. REGGIE You’re too scared to even ask anyone for a cut. LIONEL I’m growing it out. DREADS No. I’m growing it out. You’re fostering an ecosystem. REGGIE How come you don’t come to BSU? LIONEL I listen to Mumford and Sons and watch Robert Altman movies. You honestly think I’m Black enough for the union? DREADS Yo, I love Robert Altman. Mutha fucka goes in. CURLS (after a beat) We’re not all homophobes you know. Black folks? Lionel’s eyes dart around. How did she know? DREADS I’m bumping Frank Ocean right now. I don’t give a fuck. Imma still eat at Chik Fil A though. Them nuggets good as hell. 62. LIONEL I’m late for class. REGGIE You’re the “Black voice” of the Bugle now. We’re just trying to decide if you are friend or foe. Reggie pulls a folded copy of the Bugle from under his arm. Sam’s on the front page with the headline “WHITE STUDENTS TOLD TO ‘GET OUT’ BY LIONEL HIGGINS.” REGGIE (CONT’D) We got to protect our girl. Reggie motions over to a stressed out Sam as she argues over something with Martin at another table. LIONEL I’m not on staff. Not until I make good on my assignment, I’m just -- REGGIE -- Assignment? What’s the story? LIONEL They want me to do a profile piece on Black culture at Manchester. REGGIE Of which you are so clearly an expert. Shame floods Lionel’s face. REGGIE (CONT’D) So what’s harder man? Being Black enough for the Black kids or the white ones? LIONEL Being neither. Another GONG sounds with another shower of paper balls. This time it’s for... ...Gabe, who’s stuck outside. He makes eye contact with... GABE Sam! Really Sam? She just looks away. Reggie eyes him coolly. 63. 58 INT. CLASSROOM - DAY 58 Professor Bodkin watches over a small class as the students fill in essay questions. Sam’s eyes are glued to a window... Outside below the Brofros pull up in an SUV. They hop out and start pulling out rally signs and bullhorns. Sam’s eyes dart back to the clock as Gabe watches her watch the time. 59A EXT. MANCHESTER UNIVERSITY - DAY 59A Sam bounds out of a building on her way to the parking lot. From behind her... DEAN FAIRBANKS Running late. Sam pauses and turns to see him. DEAN FAIRBANKS (CONT’D) For your little rally? SAM Forget your sign Dean? DEAN FAIRBANKS Do you honestly think this is in the spirit of Armstrong / Parker house? SAM The role of the counter culture is to wake up the mainstream to -- DEAN FAIRBANKS -- I’ve got furniture older than you. Counter culture? Is that what you think this is? That show of yours? SAM What about my show? DEAN FAIRBANKS Your show is racist. SAM Black people can’t be racist. The Dean is rendered speechless at this statement. 64. SAM (CONT’D) Prejudice? Yes. But not racist. Racism describes a system of disadvantage based on race. Black people can’t be racist since they don’t benefit from such a system. DEAN FAIRBANKS Do you read the school papers? SAM Is the New York Times a school paper? DEAN FAIRBANKS Your antics are making press Sam and press like this keeps men like President Fletcher up at night. SAM Warm milk? DEAN FAIRBANKS He’s building a file on you. SAM It’s not my fault your son couldn’t beat me in an election. DEAN FAIRBANKS I’m sure it was hard growing up. Wondering which side you fit into. Feeling like you have to overcompensate perhaps? SAM If that’s true, I’m not the only one Dean. Sam walks off in a half jog - Fairbank’s last words resonate more than she’d like. Gabe, making his way outside just catches her exit. 59B EXT. PARKING LOT - DAY 59B Huge canvas signs with the words “WHITES ONLY” are strewn about the pavement, along with bullhorns and picket signs. Sam takes these in while the Brofros feverishly unpack the SUV. 65. REGGIE There you are! We supposed to start at noon. SAM I told you I had class. There’s a vibration in Sam’s pocket. Her phone says “MOM.” She cuts it off and picks up a “white’s only” sign. REGGIE Those are going up on Gillespie. Good right? Sam shrugs in the affirmative but it’s too much. Reggie sees a doubt in her eyes. REGGIE (CONT’D) Yo. What’s that? You’re not getting cold feet are you? SAM No. I mean how long do I have to talk anyway? REGGIE You’re kidding right? You’re sort of the keynote. SAM Yeah but...you know I think the whole Malcolm X thing is your lane Reg. I’m just not -- REGGIE -- They came to hear you Sam. Grab a bullhorn. Turn it on. Sam is struck by the command. Stuck between wanting to curse and comply another buzz in her pocket yanks her attention to her phone. Sam checks: “IT’S ABOUT DAD. CALL ME” Sam turns for some privacy. She makes eye contact with Gabe who’s just happened upon the parking lot. GABE What is all this? SAM (on phone) Hey. In the middle of-- -- Okay. Okay. Okay. 66. Tears well up in Sam’s eyes as she shakes her head no and heads away from the parking lot and passed Gabe. When Reggie looks up and catches eyes with Sam. His tilted look of indignation asks her what she’s doing. REGGIE Sam? Sam takes in the scene and decisively turns to go. Reggie’s heart sinks as a bewildered Gabe goes to chase after her. REGGIE (CONT’D) Sam! 60 INT. ARMSTRONG / PARKER HALL - DAY 60 Reggie flanked by the BoFros bangs on Sam’s door. REGGIE Yo, what the hell Sam? 61 INT. SAM’S ROOM - DAY 61 The banging continues as Sam sits on the edge of her bed. The tears have dried. Gabe paces behind the bed. GABE You want me to tell them to go? SAM You’re so tough. GABE I will. SAM I want you to wait until they’ve gone and then head home. GABE I’m trying to be here for you. SAM Can you be somewhere else for me? 61A HALLWAY 61A REGGIE Sam! I know you’re home. 67. 61B SAM’S ROOM 61B GABE What do you see in him? SAM The only eligible single brother on campus. GABE Wow. Okay. SAM I get it. Your parents owned in Harlem or something? You watched “Do The Right Thing” in high school and you want to prove to the world you’re down? GABE I want to be down? How long does it take to get your hair like that? REGGIE (O.S.) Sam. We want to talk. SAM Reggie I will call you later damn! (to Gabe) You don’t know what you’re talking about. Girls like me-- GABE --what? Have to pick a side? I’m sick of your tragic Mulatto bullshit Sam! SAM You can’t say Mulatto. GABE Mulatto! Mulatto! Mulatto! MORE BANGING SAM Window. Go out the window. GABE I’m sorry if I can’t be your Nubian prince on my Black horse ready to take you back to fucking Zamunda! 68. SAM That’s not a real African country. GABE Can I please get some credit for a solid “Coming to America” reference? Sam tries not laugh at this. GABE (CONT’D) This isn’t you Sam. SAM No? And who am I? GABE You’re this...girl... SAM Perceptive. GABE Who...likes to argue with me about every fucking thing. And I hate it because we both know you’re smarter than me. Your favorite director is Bergman, but you tell people its Spike Lee. You love bebop, but you’ve got a thing for Taylor Swift. I know because my Mac picks up your Mac’s library. SAM And I was so careful... GABE You like to use phrases from the thirties and wear clothes from the fifties and hairstyles from the sixties. You like to watch me when you think I’m sleeping. And trace the outlines of my face. Sam fights any signs of this moving her. Another BANG. GABE (CONT’D) You’re more “Banksy” than “Barack” but you’ve been co-opted as some sort of revolutionary leader or something? But really you’re an anarchist. A beautiful writer, artist, filmmaker, shit starter. And beautiful, in general. 69. Sam’s heart beats through her chest. Her phone rings: “Mom.” SAM Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. It’s okay. Get some sleep. Sam hangs up. A silence hangs - followed by a loud EXHALE from Sam as she let’s go of the tension she’d been holding. GABE Everything okay? SAM (happy tears) His condition’s stable. GABE Good. That’s good Sam. Gabe goes to exit just as Reggie BANGS again. SAM Gabe! Gabe opens the door to the very shocked Bofros and Reggie... GABE What!? ...and brushes right past them. Sam gets up and stares down the heartbroken looks on her disciples’ faces. SAM I’m sorry. And with that she closes the door right on Reggie. 62 EXT. ELLINGTON TERRACE - NIGHT 62 Coco and Helmut look out over the campus from the glowing terrace atop the Library. They sip on coffee’s. HELMUT New videos are picking up steam. COCO Told you I was good TV. HELMUT The show I’m scouting for... It’s called Black Face / White Place. It’s reality. Like a “True Life.” Each episode centers on a different one of “us” in a sea of “them.” 70. COCO Interesting. HELMUT Interesting? You think they want interesting? Dignified stories of triumph and survival? (off Coco’s naive shrug) They want the “authentic urban experience” which is basically network talk for bitching and weave snatching. I’m telling you this because the network is looking to take one of the subjects to series. I got one episode. One shot to find that subject. So if we do this... COCO ...we do it all the way. I’m guessing Sam turned you down. HELMUT I think so. She called me a Bojangling Oofta, whatever that means. Everything else she said would’ve been bleeped on tv. (off Coco’s laugh) So look, forty thousand hits on Youtube is good. It’s not great. COCO I’m about to get a whole lot more. 63 INT. KURT’S HOUSE - DAY 63 Coco sits before a video camera. The room is dim. KURT We don’t have anyone like you on staff and you had a great idea. We brought you here to -- COCO -- I want to MC it. Your party. KURT We’re here to tell you what we want. COCO You want me and in order to get me, you have to let me MC. 71. (MORE) And I want to do a live video blog from my Youtube account. BACK TO: 64 EXT. ELLINGTON TERRACE - DAY 64 HELMUT They’d let you do that? COCO They got no choice. They need me -- BACK TO: 65 INT. KURT’S HOUSE - CONTINUOUS 65 COCO -- cause without me ya’ll look like a bunch of privileged assholes. KURT We don’t let people video blog our events... COCO ...You got a week to put this thing together boo boo. What’s it going to be? CUT TO: 66 EXT. ELLINGTON TERRACE - DAY 66 Helmut looks at Coco with a shocked gleam in his eye. COCO You look surprised. HELMUT It’s just... 67 INT. TROY’S APARTMENT - NIGHT 67 Troy and Lionel both type furiously at their computers in their rooms. Troy on his invite - Lionel on his article. They each look at the other in alternate intervals. HELMUT (V.O.) ...not everyone is as camera ready as you. 67A LIONEL'S ROOM 67A 72. COCO (CONT'D) Lionel pauses the episode of STAR TREK THE NEXT GENERATION on his TV and heads to... 67B KITCHEN 67B ...bar divide. Pours a bowl of cereal. He glances into Troy’s room. He’s also got Star Trek on. Could it be? Troy, feels Lionel’s eyes on him and quickly switches it to Basketball. 67C TROY’S ROOM 67C Troy types in “KURT FLETCHER” in the “To” field and “PASTICHE SUBMISSION” in the subject field. He hits “send” and swallows the lump in his throat. 68 INT. DEANS OFFICE - DAY 68 Troy gingerly enters into the Dean’s office. Martin and Dean Fairbanks talk in hushed tones around Fairbanks' desk. DEAN FAIRBANKS Martin, would you share with Troy what you shared with me? MARTIN The server that processes the voting results for House Elections has shut down the A.P. database. Saw it this morning. Apparently the intermediary program is on a refractile loop. TROY I’m a Poly Sci major man. MARTIN Sam currently has 445 votes. That’s 200 more than she had last week during the actual election. TROY There’s not even that many residents in Armstrong / Parker. DEAN FAIRBANKS She cheated. Hacked the system. 69 INT. PRESIDENT’S OFFICE - DAY 69 Sam sits before a giant fireplace - twice as large as the Dean’s. She faces President Fletcher and fights nerves. 73. SAM I wouldn’t even begin to know how to do something like that. PRESIDENT FLETCHER Is your little war really this important? Sam shifts gears slightly - he wants something from her. PRESIDENT FLETCHER (CONT’D) I understand the pressure to stand for something at an institution like this but you’re barking up the wrong tree okay? 70 INT. DEAN’S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS 70 MARTIN Had to have been Reggie. Dude’s in my programing class. Good. Just forgot to turn his program off. TROY Wow. MARTIN You’re the rightful Head of House. TROY (shit) So great. DEAN FAIRBANKS Martin, let me talk to Troy for a bit. I appreciate this. 71 INT. PRESIDENT’S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS 71 Sam glares at Fletcher. PRESIDENT FLETCHER Your advisor tells me you’re hanging on by a thread in you major. Perhaps it’s time to reprioritize. SAM You’re trying to frighten me, but I think you’re the one who’s scared. 74. PRESIDENT FLETCHER And I think you long for the days where Blacks were hanging from trees and denied actual rights. Then you’d actually have something to fight against. A swell of emotion behind Sam’s steel eyes. PRESIDENT FLETCHER (CONT’D) You will be facing two hearings in the coming weeks that could end in either Probation or Suspension. One on the merits of your show, the other on your election to Head of House. Sam is truly scared by this. PRESIDENT FLETCHER (CONT’D) Your responsibilities to your house are suspended. Your show is done for. And another one of your illegal “demonstrations” will only make matters worse. This is a critical time for this school. SAM You damn right it is. PRESIDENT FLETCHER We don’t have an intolerance problem here. Except for the one I’m looking at. 72 INT. DEAN’S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS 72 Troy and his father are alone. DEAN FAIRBANKS You didn’t tell me you and Sofia had a misunderstanding. TROY Who did? DEAN FAIRBANKS Her father. She was very upset. (off Troy’s silence) Troy. What sort of vision do you have for yourself? 75. TROY Get my degree. Then Law School and then -- DEAN FAIRBANKS --And what’s that got to do with partying with Kurt? With smoking weed and writing jokes? Panic flashes over Troy. DEAN FAIRBANKS (CONT’D) Okay, so what? Is it the spotlight Kurt gets? You want to be on...tv or something? You know how many Black men waste their lives to get on TV? Be rappers and ball players? TROY (wanting it to be true) Dad no. I want what we always talked about. Maybe have my own firm someday? Run for office. Make a difference. Wife. Kids. I want all that. I really really do. DEAN FAIRBANKS And the drugs? God damn it Troy I taught you better than this. I have been in academia a long time, I’ve seen a lot of things. The men who really run this world? You got no idea what they see when they see you. You are not going to be what they all think you are. You will not give them that satisfaction, you hear me? TROY Yes sir. 73 INT. PRESIDENT’S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS 73 Sam steps out of Fletcher’s office into the waiting room. Kurt is there. He stands and the two silently stare the other down as Kurt enters his father’s office. A SECRETARY picks up a ringing phone - prompts her to exit the room. Sam watches her sign for a delivery outside through the window. Sam slips behind the office door - quietly pushes it open and listens in. 76. PRESIDENT FLETCHER I know about the party. You picked a hell of a time. KURT What party -- PRESIDENT FLETCHER -- You’re cancelling Kurt. End of story. 75 INT. BULLPEN - DAY 75 Lionel walks through the empty office - slows down as he over hears... GEORGE (O.S.) Lionel’s story on the would-be protest outside of Gillespie is running tomorrow and I’m also having Lionel work on a profile piece of Armstrong/Parker like you suggested. Really break down what’s going on. Lionel gingerly approaches the door to see George finish up a phone call. GEORGE (CONT’D) Right. It’s almost like they recycle so much from their past - Music, food, fashion, and now turbulence. This leaves a bitter taste in Lionel’s mouth. GEORGE (CONT’D) Thank you so much. Okay, take care. George can’t fight his grin as he looks to Annie. ANNIE Well? GEORGE That was our Times advisor. He said it’s stories like these that get editors recommendation letters. Lionel knocks on the door. Annie and George are startled but reassured when they see who it is. 77. LIONEL The Negro at the door didn’t scare you this time. Annie smiles and heads for the door. ANNIE Lionel please. You’re only technically Black. G, going to French. You want me to hold your seat? GEORGE Thanks. Annie smiles and walks out. LIONEL You need something? Saw your email. GEORGE Yeah, I need someone to do the Donor’s function on Saturday. Small dinner for the school’s big givers. Administration wants a little coverage. LIONEL That’s Halloween night. GEORGE Right, which is why no one else will take it. LIONEL Ah. Thus the new guy. George gathers his backpack and walks over to Lionel. Gets close. GEORGE On my way to class, but you can stay and check out last year’s piece. You’ll do fine. LIONEL I don’t know. Are there going to be any racially fueled outbursts at this thing? GEORGE Never know right? 78. It’s clear Lionel wants to say something else. George too. LIONEL Am I a good writer? GEORGE You’ll get better. And we need you right now. LIONEL You’re just a big recommendation away from landing the Times. GEORGE God I hope so. Lionel looks down. He is being used. Turns to go, just as -- GEORGE (CONT’D) Hey. -- George grabs Lionel unsure what he wants to say. So instead he just kisses him. GEORGE (CONT’D) I’m glad we finally got that Bugle on your chest. Lionel’s all mixed up. GEORGE (CONT’D) There’s a big party the night of the Donor’s event. Call me after, maybe we can hang? LIONEL Yeah. Sounds good. George heads out - leaving Lionel perplexed. 76 INT. TROY’S APARTMENT - NIGHT 76 Troy stares at his reflection in a mirror as he lifts his durag to reveal his perfectly curled finger waves. He’s getting ready for something. His phone buzzes with a notification: “Message from: PASTICHE” Troy nervously clicks it open. As he reads... 79. KURT (V.O.) Dear White People. Are you tired of your hum drum, Wonderbread existence of accidental racism and wishing you could sip on Henny out yo crunk cup without a Bitch giving you the side-eye? Course you are. MONTAGE: As our subjects get ready for their evening. Troy goes back to combing over his finger waves, finding and correcting imperceptible imperfections. KURT (V.O.) For all those looking to unleash their inner Negro from years of bondage and oppression Pastiche proudly presents “Dear White People” our 89th annual Hallow’s Eve Costume Party - tonight at 10 Pacific Time or 5 Colored People Time. Sorry for the short notice, but let’s keep it one hun-ed. You’ve had us on your calendar for weeks. 76A Lionel stares into a mirror in an ill fitting suit 76A combing out his unwieldy fro. He flinches in pain as he fluffs out each section. KURT (V.O.) Dudes must rock FUBU, Ecko, Rocawear, or Sean John. XXXL is the smallest size T-Shirt you can wear, preferably with a collage of Barack Obama and Tupac on it. Stunner Shades, chains, and Blue-Tooth devices sticking out yo ears are also encouraged. 76B Coco pulls a blonde curly wig over her natural hair. She 76B smooths her tendrils to frame her face, almost pale with foundation. She begins on her eyes. KURT (V.O.) Ladies, we need to see huge hoop earrings, long nails, and cheap tight clothes. 80. (MORE) A proper hood rat starts fights, speaks loudly, and when she can’t think of the word she’s trying to say just makes one up, such as “edumicated.” Feel free to fry up some chicken, bring Kool-Aid, Watermelon, 40s, Henny, and of course Dat Purple Drank. No bougie bitches allowed. 76C Sam removes the pins and the black power Afro pic holding 76C up her pompadour fro hair-do, and lets it fall flat around her ears. She takes in her image in the mirror. KURT (V.O.) Naturally there will be a freestyle rap competition so bring it, get yo shine on and join us for the party of the year! Oh and Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga. Boy that felt good. 77 EXT. GILLESPIE HALL - NIGHT 77 Laughter and music from the well to do event wafts outside while Troy dressed in a slick Armani tux hangs by the entrance. He smokes on Coco’s one-hitter from before. Lionel steps out in his ill fitted suit, a camera in hand. The two are surprised to see each other. LIONEL Funny seeing you here. TROY Father likes to show me off at all the Donor functions. The dessert course is usually my cue to take a breather while they talk shop. (friendlier) The trick is to dazzle them into forking over their estates just before they kick the bucket. Lionel could just leave. Instead he accepts the olive branch. LIONEL So...Picard or Kirk? TROY Kirk. Wait... LIONEL I saw you watching Star -- 81. KURT (V.O.) (CONT'D) TROY -- Yo what happens in the crib stays in the crib. Not trying to get my card revoked. LIONEL Hey, some could argue that a show with Whoopi Goldberg, Michael Dorn and Kunta Kinte himself is a pretty Black show. TROY Yeah? That work out for you? LIONEL No. No it did not. At least not in High School. I bet there’s a statue of you at your High School. TROY I was beloved. Won’t lie. LIONEL Did they know you were a trekker? TROY My pops left a paint by numbers template for success at that High School. All I had to do was fill in the blanks. Football captain. Valedictorian. Prom King. Lionel sees a sadness in Troy. TROY (CONT’D) So what? You’re growing that out? LIONEL I think it’s gaining sentience. TROY It’s...out there. LIONEL It’s like a black hole for white people’s fingers. They’re obsessed. TROY You know I cut hair. Why didn’t you ask me? LIONEL You’re I dunno...you? 82. Behind Lionel, George and Annie pass by the steps to Gillespie. GEORGE Li! You ready man? LIONEL No costumes? I got a tux for this. ANNIE We just got out of the staff room. GEORGE Yeah, we’re going as overworked. LIONEL Where is it? ANNIE Garmin House. On third I think? LIONEL Third and Basin. I know it. Before Lionel jets to join them. TROY Yo man. If I’d gone to your High School, I’d have had your back. Lionel smiles and heads after his new friends. 78 EXT. KURT’S HOUSE - NIGHT 78 Lionel pauses before his old home - now filled with the chaos of a wild party. Lionel clears his throat and heads in. 79 INT. KURT’S HOUSE - NIGHT 79 The party is dark and rambunctious. Lots of white kids in costume. Some as fairies or ninjas or Spiderman - but most as pimps and thugs. As Blaxploitation characters. As Barack Obama and Condi Rice. As Shaft, Ice Cube, and 2 Chainz. It’s a lot for Lionel. Cups are handed to them filled with “Purple Drank.” Everyone downs the stuff. INT. GILLESPIE HALL - NIGHT Troy is being appreciated by an ancient COUPLE. TROY ...my own firm. Maybe run for office. Make a difference you know? 83. The couple smile. A buzz draws Troy’s eyes to his phone - photos from “Dear White People” pop up in his news feed. 80 INT. KURT’S HOUSE - NIGHT 80 Lionel watches as Gordon and other Pastiche crew nervously put up flyers and posters. They seem caught off guard. Lionel glances at the posters - it’s Kurt with a large Afro wig mimicking Sam’s “Missing Black Culture” flyers. LIONEL This is kind of fucked up. Right? GEORGE Pastiche. The world’s most erudite boneheads. Who wants another round? Come on Lionel, help a brother out. LIONEL Kitchen’s this way. 80A ENTRANCE - CONTINUOUS 80A Coco enters the party - blinged out like Nicki Minaj. She’s feeling herself as she’s handed a drink. She’s got eyes on her - for the first time like this at a party. But she sees the same thing Lionel saw. Her confidence starts to fight a shame that creeps up beneath her party face. She switches her iPhone to video mode... COCO Hey there muffins. How do I look? Why are white folks so obsessed with being Black? And why are Black folks so addicted to Blonde Barbie doll weaves? Honeys it’s a strange symbiosis we’re here to explore... Coco’s voice cracks as she stares into her own image on her iPhone. She pauses it and takes a breath. 80B HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS 80B Lionel leads George through the dense crowd towards the kitchen - George pulls Lionel into a hallway and into... 80C BATHROOM - CONTINUOUS 80C ...the bathroom and up against the door. George inhales Lionel’s lips. Runs his fingers through Lionel’s hair. 84. LIONEL Ouch. GEORGE Sorry. LIONEL It’s okay. Can’t wait to cut all this off. GEORGE Don’t you dare. George plunges his fingers into Lionel’s fro once again. Pulls a touch too hard. GEORGE (CONT’D) I could eat you like a Hershey’s. This sets something off in Lionel. LIONEL I’ll be right back. Lionel breaks George’s grasp and heads out the bathroom... LIVING ROOM - CONTINUOUS ...and back out into the party. He’s trapped in a nightmare of caricatures and reveling students. Can’t breathe. EXT. KURT’S HOUSE - NIGHT Lionel squeezes his way outside. Something goes off in his head as he starts walking away from the party. Just then Kurt arrives in front of the house with some friends. Looks at Lionel then at the house. KURT What the hell? 81 INT. ARMSTRONG / PARKER - NIGHT 81 Lionel paces the halls. His mind churns as he passes the dining hall. Sam and Reggie are engaged in something intense. DINING HALL SAM For a genius dude you’re a fucking idiot. 85. REGGIE I did it, we did it for you. SAM I didn’t ask for it Reggie. I look like I betrayed this house. REGGIE Yeah? Well you betrayed me. Sam gets up and storms out - brushes past Lionel. LIONEL Sam? Can we talk? Sam turns back around fiercely. 82 INT. KURT’S HOUSE - NIGHT 82 A turntable is uncovered and rolled out - as a DUDE DRESSED LIKE SERENA WILLIAMS starts up a MYSTIKAL record. The crowd starts to get live now. Coco continues to make her way through the party - her face visibly perturbed by the time she reaches the kitchen. She continues out back... 83 EXT. KURT’S BACKYARD - NIGHT 83 ...and sits pulling out a cigarette. She sees Annie put on a long straight Black wig and brag to friends... ANNIE Hey who am I? “Bitch it’s weave. Noun. Present tense ho!” Right in the gut. She’s playing Coco. Coco grabs her phone... 84 INT. KURT’S HOUSE - CONTINUOUS 84 Kurt stumbles about the party in a daze. Drunk? Folks give him props while he searches for and spots Gordon with the others. His phone rings. KURT Yeah? INTERCUT COCO Kurt, it’s me. I can’t do this. 86. KURT Okay, I’m fucking confused. 85 INT. SAM’S ROOM - NIGHT 85 Lionel sits across from Sam. SAM What do you want me to do? Go over there and yell at them? LIONEL Have you heard you yelling? SAM This house is filled with folks willing to take up after a cause Lionel. Believe me. Never would have guessed you’d be one of them but... LIONEL For the first time in my life, I can’t just sit around and do nothing. How can you? SAM If I’m caught being a part of anything like this...it wouldn’t be good for me right now okay? Lionel gets up and walks towards the door. SAM (CONT’D) I’m done being everybody’s angry Black chick. Sam looks down as Lionel gets up and heads out. Sam’s focus shifts to her Super 8 resting by the door and then to a bullhorn directly across from it. Her mind ticks. 86 INT. ARMSTRONG / PARKER HALL - NIGHT 86 Lionel exits and paces down the hall. He walks by the dining room - taken over by Reggie, the BoFros, and a mix of other students mostly from ARMSTRONG / PARKER. 86A DINING HALL - CONTINUOUS 86A Lionel gingerly walks in the room. He’s still an outsider here - but something’s changed in him. 87. LIONEL Hey. How’s it going. Hi. No one answers him - just stay to their own conversations. Lionel spots a familiar face...Sungmi. LIONEL (CONT’D) Hey...what is this? SUNGMI Black Student Union. Lionel smiles shyly. He should’ve known that. Reggie, Curls, Dreads and the Bofros hang out at the front. DREADS Your call then man. REGGIE (to everyone) Alright ya’ll - thanks for coming out tonight. Looks like Sam’s not making it so...let’s just call it. The crowd starts to talk amongst themselves, get up and leave. Just then Lionel stands and before he can think... LIONEL Uh. Excuse me. Hi. I’m Lionel. Some of you...none of you probably know me. I’ve never been to a meeting. But I just came back from a party on campus and I think you should know about it. Lionel’s nerves can be heard in his voice now. He’s got the judging eyes of the room fixed silently on him. He sees an open laptop on a desk. LIONEL (CONT’D) Anybody mind if I? Reggie shifts a bit as Lionel goes to the laptop and pulls up the party on Facebook. The crowd gathers around as Lionel browses through the photos. LIONEL (CONT’D) I mean...I don’t know. This is fucked up right? REGGIE Alright brother. What’s the plan? 88. Lionel realizes the eyes aren’t judging. They’re mobilizing. Readying for action. Lionel steels himself. LIONEL We go over there. Now. CURLS Think there’s enough of us? SUNGMI You know you don’t have a monopoly on being a pissed off minority. Latino’s United is meeting across the hall. Asian American League too. (off the stares) You guys got better snacks. 87 INT. GILLESPIE HALL - NIGHT 87 Troy scrolls through an endless amount of Facebook uploads from the party. Forties, bad Afro wigs, fake asses. Shoved in between two RICH OLD WELL TO DOS at a long table covered in empty plates and glasses - Troy looks across to his father, in mid exaggerated guffaw with President Fletcher. TROY Dad... DEAN FAIRBANKS Not now Troy. TROY It’s important. There’s something happening on campus. I might’ve... DEAN FAIRBANKS You’re being rude son. Dean Fairbanks turns away. Troy ponders a moment and then-- TROY Oh am I? How about I tell your precious donors and anyone here who’ll listen about the kind of a school it is they’re giving to? The Dean can feel the eyes of the Donors and the President on him - an outrage comes over him as he pulls Troy aside. 89. DEAN FAIRBANKS I don’t know who you think you are young man but you don’t get to talk to your father any kind of way. TROY All I say to you is yes sir and no sir! Look I should’ve brought this up before but -- (off Fairbanks dismissal) -- listen to me! Dean Fairbanks tries to cover this moment with a smile. 88 INT. KURT’S KITCHEN - NIGHT 88 Kurt, still dazed, huddles with his core Pastiche group. KURT What? GORDON Yeah dude. We all got it. I mean, everything’s cool right? A noise in the other room startles them... 88A LIVING ROOM 88A ...It’s Reggie who knocks over a bowl of chips. Dreads argues with a few people. Martin rips shades off a kid’s face. The party swarms with BSU kids and their Latino / Asian allies. A SMASH yanks Kurt’s attention back to the kitchen... 88B KITCHEN 88B ...where Lionel smashes bottles of liquor in the sink. KURT Lionel? Kurt yanks the booze from Lionel and shoves him. KURT (CONT’D) The fuck you think you’re doing man? Lionel shoves Kurt into the bar divide. A few of the BSU kids flood into the kitchen and hold Kurt back. KURT (CONT’D) That all you got? 90. LIONEL We’re putting an end to this Kurt. KURT Fuck you I’m calling the cops. MARTIN Half of this crowd is under 21. A loud AMP sound alerts everyone to the DJ platform in the Living Room. 88C LIVING ROOM 88C Mitch has taken over the mic. MITCH Gimme that mic Before I slap ya Looking for some dykes, that wanna another chapta. If you do me slow, you can do me faster, I’ll pass you to the Nigga on my right, he gets you after. LIONEL Kurt-- KURT -- Why don’t you tuck your tail between your legs, run and tell the Dean and get the fuck out. Lionel sinks from this attack while his posse from BSU watches helplessly as the party goes back into full swing. Lionel turns to go and spots... ...George who joins Annie, fresh beer in hand. But right behind George is... ...Sam, having just arrived with her camera in hand pointed at the rap battle. She winks at Lionel. Lionel turns around - summons something from deep inside. Lionel steps onto the DJ platform and snatches the mic out of one of the rapper’s hands. LIONEL Heyyyy! Hoooo! Heyyy! Hooo! 91. The crowd is with it - thinks it’s part of the show as Lionel proceeds to freestyle terribly... LIONEL (CONT’D) My name is Lionel, Some people call me Li. Lots of people think that I talk kinda white. Well that’s alright. Yeah that’s cool. I’d rather you think I’m white, than tap dance for you. With that Lionel takes the mic and SMASHES it on the wall. He then takes the turntable by his hands and flips it over. Sparks fly - the amp goes crazy - the crowd is in shock. Lionel grabs a speaker tower and slams it to the ground. Lionel’s off the platform now. Kurt grabs him - Reggie pushes Kurt away in his defense. Gordon grabs Reggie - A FIGHT BREAKS OUT. More equipment is slammed to the ground and stomped on as the party disintegrates into chaos. Sam dodges fights to capture it all with the camera. Art is being ripped from the walls. Dishes being smashed on the ground. Arguments come to physical blows. The steel in Sam’s gaze fades. Replaced by...heartbreak? And then she spots... ...Coco squeezing her way through the crowd for the door. Sam’s camera and mic stay trained on Coco. COCO What? Say it. Come on. Sam stays silent. COCO (CONT’D) This may come as a shock, but these people don’t give a fuck about no Harriet muthafuckin Tubman. They pay millions of dollars on their tans, their lips, their asses, Jay- Z tickets, you name it, cause they wanna be us. 92. (MORE) So they got to be for a night.I’m not about to go out into the streets in protest of a Halloween party. Sam keeps her mouth shut and her camera rolling as Coco realizes it’s herself she’s trying to convince. Coco storms off. Sam exhales and lowers her camera. This is new for her. Keeping her mouth shut. 89 EXT. KURT’S HOUSE - NIGHT 89 Coco trudges down the side walk - yanks off her hair, her lashes, her bling - shedding the shame of the night. 90 EXT. KURT’S YARD - NIGHT 90 Kurt hustles Lionel out into the yard. Kurt shoves him to the ground. KURT Dude. I know you can’t help it... Lionel just gets back up again only to be slammed down. KURT (CONT’D) ...but why are you such a fag dude? Lionel spits in Kurt’s face and pops right back up again. We see it in his eyes - he’ll never give up. Kurt’s hand is on Lionel’s collar. He pushes him down again. Kids are all around - some from the BSU - some from Pastiche - some from the Bugle. Everyone holds an opposite party back. Lionel looks over at his audience and then into Kurt’s eyes. Lionel leans in and kisses Kurt on the mouth long and hard. LIONEL Finally got me where you want me. Kurt’s in shock. He looks at his crew who laugh at him. Lionel sees the surprise in the eyes of his new supporters as well. No time to soak this in though. Kurt’s let up. For a moment. Lionel turns back to Kurt and PUNCHES him in the face. The BSU kids go CRAZY in support. The shock gone - Kurt damn near knocks Lionel out. The world goes all slow motion and out of focus. Lionel sort of makes out that Kurt is yanked off him. 93. COCO (CONT’D) Kids run in different directions - Flashlights fill the yard - One is shone directly on Lionel. CAMPUS SAFETY GUARDS and a couple POLICE OFFICERS surround him. 91 INT. KURT’S HOUSE - NIGHT 91 The motor on Sam’s Super 8 ticks away. The party is at a complete standstill. Troy enters and looks around in disbelief. Makes eye contact with Kurt who is being held by a Campus Safety Officer. Dean Fairbanks enters and stands in the middle of the chaos. Sam tip toes in for a close up and holds out a small mic. DEAN FAIRBANKS What is all this? 92 INT. AUDITORIUM - NIGHT 92 A SERIES OF SHOTS FROM A MOVIE BEING PROJECTED ON A SCREEN We see the Dean looking about the party with disappointment. CUT TO: 92A KURT looking bewildered outside his house after the 92A party. We hear BOOS from a crowd. The carnage is devastating. Windows are blown out - trash and destroyed furniture on the lawn. Ash where fires were put out. KURT I didn’t do this. Sam. I had nothing to do with this. CUT TO: 92B MORNING NEWS 92B ANCHOR What some are calling a “race war” has erupted at one of the nation’s oldest and most prestigious -- CUT TO: 92 GILLESPIE FORUM now filled with students who sit before 92 Dean Fairbanks and President Fletcher for a Town Hall. Everyone wears a look of outrage. 94. DEAN FAIRBANKS We don’t condone this egregious event and are investigating its origins. The president and I are looking at ways to address issues of Diversity at Manchester. REGGIE HOUSING REFORM! Applause breaks out amongst the crowd. But so do boos. CUT TO: 93 VARIOUS SPOTS AROUND CAMPUS. Students address the camera. 93 MITCH I’m sorry but it’s bullshit. Yo this is how we get down. If you can’t take a joke in this day and age? The fact we can joke about it proves we’ve moved on you feel me? This is an attack on free speech! We’re the victims here! CUT TO: 93A A series of Busts have been PAINTED IN BLACK FACE outside 93A of Armstrong / Parker where Lionel address the camera... LIONEL It’s hard enough for us to even get into a school like this. Let alone succeed. Find our way. This is only a debate because of who Kurt’s dad is, which just proves the point. All you did was have a radio show and look what happened to you. CUT TO: 93B COCO as she talks directly to camera. 93B COCO I know this may come as a shock, but nobody gives a fuck about no Harriet muthafuckin Tubman...they wanna be us. So they got to be for a night. CUT TO: 95. 93C A POSTER featuring Troy rendered like the famous Shepard 93C Fairy Obama posters with the words “A NEW HOPE” written at the bottom as well as “TROY BROUSSARD FOR PRESIDENT.” This gets some more applause from the crowd watching. TROY Of course I got my dad involved. It was the right thing to do. I didn’t mean for all this to happen. All the posters and everything. SAM (O.S.) But you’d welcome it? A shot for school president. TROY I think...I’d make more than few people happy if I ran. CUT TO: 93D RADIO BOOTH - where Sam puts her headphones on. She 93D lingers. SAM (V.O.) Even though I’d been expressly forbidden to do so, I wanted to do one last show. Something to sum up the moment. To savor in the pop of the post racial bubble just burst. SAM Dear White People... SAM (V.O.) I wanted to react. Sam takes in a thoughtful breath before... SAM ...Know what? Nevermind. She fades in a melancholy piece of Be-Bop before hanging her headpones up as the title on the projected movie fades in: “...BLACK FACES BY SAMANTHA WHITE” Sam stares nervously at the screen as the lights come on, when all at once the room BREAKS INTO APPLAUSE. Sam turns to see that the entire room is on it’s feet including Prof Bodkin and Gabe. 96. 94 INT. DEAN’S OFFICE - DAY 94 Dean Fairbanks loosens his tie, flanked by several SCHOOL OFFICIALS. They’ve been here for hours listening to... KURT Once I heard what the group was planning, I sent out an email to the staff to cancel it. You have the email printed in front of you. DEAN FAIRBANKS Who’s this? Kurt turns to a SUITED MAN next to him. KURT My lawyer. CUT TO: 94B We’ll be cross cutting between several of these sessions. 94B COCO So when I got the invite and saw everyone clicking “yes” I figured it was back on. DEAN FAIRBANKS You were hoping to make the staff? COCO ... CUT TO: DEAN FAIRBANKS At what point in time did you show up to the event? 94C Sam sits with arms folded. 94C DEAN FAIRBANKS (CONT’D) Samantha. Please. SAM Why am I even here? CUT TO: KURT 94 Guys throw parties at the house all 94 the time. 97. DEAN FAIRBANKS We know you were planning this. KURT Your son tell you that? CUT TO: 94D Fairbanks stares down his son. Troy is silent and anxious.9 4D DEAN FAIRBANKS (reading) “...wishing you could sip on Henny out yo crunk cup without a Bitch giving you the side-eye?” (and then) You write this Troy? Troy looks up at his father embarrassed. TROY No. Mine wasn’t chosen. DEAN FAIRBANKS But you wanted to be? TROY What I wanted didn’t matter then. Why should it matter now? I told you about the party, remember? CUT TO: DEAN FAIRBANKS 94 The invite came from the Pastiche 94 Facebook account. KURT I loathe Facebook. An OFFICIAL whispers something in Fairbanks' ear. KURT (CONT’D) You’ve got to believe me. DEAN FAIRBANKS You’ve used that line on me before this year Mr. Fletcher. When a homophobic message mysteriously appeared on a voice mail line you shared with a roommate. CUT TO: 98. DEAN FAIRBANKS (CONT’D) What were your intentions when you went back the second time? LIONEL To stop it. DEAN FAIRBANKS By any means necessary? LIONEL Someone once told me...Manchester is like jazz. I don’t know much about jazz. But from what I can tell, when your solo’s up, you better blow. Fairbanks fights a smile. CUT TO: 94C SAM 94C All I did that night was hit record brother. The Dean takes a gulp from a glass of water. He stands and looks out his huge windows onto the campus below. CUT TO: 94E The Dean has Facebook opened on his computer. Officials 94E are taking a break. Drinking water. Discussing the day. The Dean tries a few passwords. CUT TO: 94C DEAN FAIRBANKS 94C Want to hear something strange? The Dean turns from the window. DEAN FAIRBANKS (CONT’D) The Pastiche group page hadn’t been used for months, until the invite went out. CUT TO: 94E The Dean tries a different password. Still invalid. 94E CUT TO: 99. 94C SAM 94C Fascinating. DEAN FAIRBANKS Well what’s interesting is how easy it was to access the group before the note was sent. The password was “Pa$tiche” spelled with a dollar sign according to Kurt. Seems recently it’s been changed. CUT TO: 94E The Dean tries one more. It works. 94E CUT TO: 94C DEAN FAIRBANKS (CONT’D) 94C Couldn’t figure it out at first. Then I thought to try something. Five, seven, eight, three, five, twenty six, one, nine, four, six. Eleven numbers. Just like our student ID numbers. Just like your student ID number. SAM As much as you hate him, you will stop at nothing to protect your master and his boy. DEAN FAIRBANKS Did you send out the invite Sam? SAM That invite, whoever sent it should’ve been met with derision and outrage. Instead, a hundred people showed up and they pulled out posters and decorations and costumes they’d made for just such an occasion. Sam and Dean Fairbanks at a stalemate. Silence falls in the room. The Dean’s mind ticks. 95 EXT. MANCHESTER UNIVERSITY - DAY 95 A pack of EMERALD BUGLE newspapers hit the stand with the headline: “INVESTIGATION INCONCLUSIVE! FLETCHER GOES FREE. NO EXPULSIONS MADE” 100. Next to it is another stack of papers from the INDEPENDENT OBSERVER. The headline reads: “EBONY & IVY: CAN THERE BE HARMONY? BY LIONEL HIGGINS.” George picks up a copy of the Observer and starts to read... 96 INT. TROY AND LIONEL’S APARTMENT - DAY 96 Lionel flips through his own article as well. A satisfied grin on his face as a razor makes its way through his hair. LIONEL 2 Chainz? Shaft? While endless complex depictions of whites, white men in particular exist - there aren’t that many versions of us in the culture. His locks waft towards the ground as Troy styles a fresh and fearless fro-hawk atop Lionel’s head. LIONEL (CONT’D) Culture has a powerful way of telling people what they can and can’t be. For people of color the options are rather limited. TROY Next James Baldwin up in here. Wait hold on a sec. Star Trek is back from commercial break. Troy and Lionel watch in silence. 97 EXT. MANCHESTER UNIVERSITY - DAY 97 Gabe is just about finished with Lionel’s article too. Looks up just in time to see... GABE Hello Sam. Sam sneers at his formalities. GABE (CONT’D) Read about Armstrong / Parker. SAM Yeah. Prez made an executive withdrawal. Armstrong stays Black. GABE Congrats? 101. SAM (with a shrug) Getting too dramatic man. Thinking about getting an apartment off campus. We’ll see. GABE Sam going against the grain? Shocked. How’s papa White? SAM He’s recovering. GABE Good. Well... Gabe fights the urge to hug her. SAM We were actually on the phone last night for hours. First time we talked since the bypass. He was putting up a strong front. Teasing me about being so worried. Then came the stories about me as a little girl I’d heard a thousand times. About how independent I was. Gabe smiles politely. Senses she needs a moment. GABE Want to talk about it? SAM My mother worked nights so he would take me to school. And it pissed me off because he would follow me all the way to homeroom. Every time he tried to hold my hand I’d scream and pull away. He thought I was just being...difficult. A hint of recognition in Gabe. Is this about them? SAM (CONT’D) But it was the kids. And the parents and the teachers. They’d see this Black girl and this white man and wonder what we were doing together. Even at nine I could feel their eyes on me. Especially at nine. It brought tears to my eyes. Gabe’s stone face melts at this. 102. SAM (CONT’D) I was just a bratty girl, didn’t know any better but-- The thought of losing him-- You know? I just feel so bad. How awful am I to do that to him? To anyone I love? Gabe gets it. This is an explanation. An apology, to him. His arm is on her shoulder now. GABE I’m sure he forgives you. SAM Think so? Gabe nods. Sam’s normal defenses come back up lest she cries. SAM (CONT’D) So anyway. I didn’t mean to say all of that. I don’t know why I did. GABE Sam. Where are you going? SAM I don’t know. Lunch? Gabe starts to walk with her. GABE Isn’t it Mac and Cheese day at Armstrong/Parker? SAM Think they’ll let you in? Gabe smiles. They walk a bit. Then he grabs her hand. Sam lets the moment happen. Squeezes his back. They look into each others’ eyes. Don’t even notice as Reggie and the Bofros pass them by. 98 INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - DAY 98 Coco sits across from Helmut. He’s got his eyes on a Youtube clip from Sam’s movie featuring Coco. COCO (YOUTUBE) I know this may come as a shock, but they don’t give a fuck about no Harriet muthafuckin Tubman... 103. HELMUT Two hundred thousand views. Look they even auto-tuned it. With a click Helmut pulls it up. AUTOTUNED COCO (YOUTUBE) Muthafuckin Tubman! Muthatfuckin Tubman! Don’t give a fuck about no muthafuckin Tubman! Coco’s not sure what to think. HELMUT Couple months, that’s how long shooting for an episode takes. We recommend you cut your course load in half to accommodate the schedule. COCO Half? HELMUT Trust me it it’ll read “full-time” in the episode. If...once we go to series, we might have to figure out a summer schedule. COCO For shooting? HELMUT For uh...classes and stuff. Won’t be graduating early anymore sweetheart. Helmut shifts a contract over to Coco. HELMUT (CONT’D) Five grand for the episode. Twenty each if you get picked up for series. What do you say? Coco stares at the contract and back at Helmut. HELMUT (CONT’D) Trust me sweetie it’s the same out there as it is in here. Good news is? Against all that damn white you and I? We pop. Think I wanted to be the go-to producer for all things Black? 104. Coco shrugs. HELMUT (CONT’D) Tell you what’s worse though. Being that broke Nigga stuck on the south side of Chicago. Hundred and Fiftieth street. Coco takes a deep breath. Stares right into his eyes -- 99 EXT. MANCHESTER - DAY 99 Coco exits a building and spots Troy up ahead. He’s flanked by his former enemies turned supporters, Reggie and the other BoFros. They all carry Troy’s “New Hope” posters. COCO Made some new friends? Troy shrugs as Coco grabs for his hand. He pulls away and shares a glance with Reggie, who doesn’t approve. COCO (CONT’D) Fine. TROY Come on Coco. COCO Fuck you. Coco starts to walk ahead. TROY My dad saw your videos. He’s a little worried about -- COCO -- how it’ll look. With your campaign and all. What’s your best friend Reggie think? Troy motions for Reggie to go on ahead. TROY We had fun, alright? COCO I get everyone else wants you to win Troy. But do you? Troy doesn’t know how to answer that. He stares at the triumphant, winning version of himself on his poster. 105. Coco’s eyes shift longingly as she walks ahead - unsure of who she is at the moment and who she will be in the next. Watching her is Lionel and Sam - sitting with Gabe and Sungmi. They both know that look well... SAM Hey Lionel. With me out and Troy moving on - A/P’s going to need a new head of house. LIONEL Think there’s a story there? Who do you think it’ll be? Sam and Sungmi share a glance and stare right at Lionel. LIONEL (CONT’D) What? No. SUNGMI Everyone loves you. Won’t be hard to rally the vote. SAM Yeah. We got you man. Lionel takes in this moment. One of complete acceptance. 100 INT. FLETCHERS OFFICE - DAY 100 Fairbanks turns from the window in Fletcher’s office to join him at his desk. They’re all ears as they look across to... HELMUT Let me get this straight. First you tried to break up the Black house. Then you took down the sister with the little radio show. And after all that, your kid throws a Blackface party? FLETCHER Now wait a minute! HELMUT You thought you were having money problems before? Wait till cable gets their hands on this story. Bill Maher is gon’ fuck you up! FLETCHER I have heard enough -- 106. HELMUT -- Wait I’m sorry. Look from where I’m sitting this place is a goldmine. DEAN FAIRBANKS What? HELMUT For one we got to show the events that led up to the party -- DEAN FAIRBANKS -- That already happened. HELMUT Well yeah, but we can reenact -- DEAN FAIRBANKS -- reenact? HELMUT Documentary term...Look, I can start putting together an overall deal today. I’m talking real money! Turns out the one thing America likes in it’s reality more than ignant Black folks, is crazy racist White people! DEAN FAIRBANKS Now you look here. This is an honorable institution. The idea that we would so much as entertain this suggestion -- Fletcher holds his hand up. His turn to speak. FLETCHER How much we talking? Fairbanks’ outrage turns to resignation as Helmut, the one winner here smiles. Dollar signs in his eyes. 100 CUT TO BLACK. 100 107.