Beautiful Now Lyrics

[Brent] I'm so bored Time to sheath the sword Why is this game so damn adored? Everyone says it's so much fun Twelve hours in, I quit, yeah, I'm done I liked Zelda more before the 64 Hashtag Ocarina of Time [Brent, Dave] Stop! Before you say something you might regret Hello, Dave Don't diss Ocarina on the Internet Or what? Think what frightening fanboys you provoke They don't know you're otherwise a decent bloke Oh no, Ocarina minions Look Dave, this is my opinion After twelve hours? Your opinion is conjecture Do I sense a rambling lecture? Yes! [Dave] Hyrule was grander in our minds Than a flat 2D plane We longed for a game To expand that old land that we loved Secrets and treasure we can find In the corners and caves That we couldn't see Back when we squinted down from above Run 'round wild and free Dive into the sea Climb a tree and generally explore the flipping country [Brent, Dave] Yeah, maybe if I were six No no no no, lemme stop you there Maybe don't be a prick Whoa whoa whoa whoa, lemme clear the air Let's be calm and adult I'm just not in the cult Play through the night, you'll see the light It's wonderful, so beautiful It blew your little socks off I get that, but You might see my viewpoint if I could rebut- Why don't you feel the love that this game Inspires in thousands of lives 'round the world? Here's what I'm getting at The crappy textures make it all look so gross and flat! And why do those two guys run around like that? And also there's this owl who will not shut up! Not one for reading, then? This makes my eyeballs sore 3D was done so well in Mario 64 Although it was released two whole years before This clunky piece of crap you worship so much [Brent, Dave, both] But it is loved by all Hah, delusional And it is wonderful I just don't feel the magic You're all alone in this, 'cause It feels like Everyone's on board Except for me, douchebag! They took my Hy-yi-rule Yeah! And made it real! And made it look like stool Ugh! What is your deal? I don't know why it gives you such a boner Cha cha cha! And ya know what I hate? Well, you know what I love? Aiming shots Breaking pots Just connect the dots in your brainy bank, you zany yank Navi's voice Much more choice But I don't rejoice when my choices suck Ya limey fuck Menu screen Magic beans Which are dumb No, they're not! Zombie screams Haunt my dreams But it's fun! It's not fun! Yes, it is No, it's not Yes, it is! Is not! Is too! You're dumb! Screw you! Blow me! No thanks Damn it Shut up Shut up You're the worst kind of fanboy You're the missing link to the past It's dangerous to go alone, take this! Wazzock! Asshole! Why don't you come and say that to my face? Well, maybe I will! Well, why don't you? Where are you going? [Brent] Hey smarty-pants, oh, don't be shy You wanna dance? Well, so do I Now here's your chance to tell me why you love this game [Dave] Well, where to start? And what's the goal? It's games as art that touch the soul You have no heart, so how can you speak of love? [Brent, Dave] That's bullcrap and you know it! Graphically, Ocarina was a tragedy We needed this when 3D hadn't found its way Do the textures cause depressive personality? So gamers could say "this is how the future of games could be!" 'Cause they're literally sad to see They took that game I loved so much To live inside that world And twisted it into a beast And explore the land, sword in hand, be the hero And made it look all new and strange That's what we'd all dreamed of If there's one thing I hate, it's change! This overrated chore This is just nostalgia now! With all its fanboy drones You just weren't the proper age! What's worse, it spawned a million lame adventure clones Nintendo Power scored it high Its pace was taut, yet fun This is your nostalgia now A story that grips Without relying on some pre-rendered clips If you show it to a child today It's a method that went on to eclipse They'll ask you for Link to the Past All others to this day It's much more fun to play! [Brent, Dave, both] If you won't disavow Listen to your heart! This, your sacredest cow If you still know how Either way I don't care, 'cause This ends now! Man, this was an unnecessarily elaborate argument You could say that, yes But then you could've said a lot if I'd have just listened I can't believe we even fought over this, I mean We're both Zelda fans right? Totally! Even if it is in slightly different ways I mean, who says all the games you love have to hold up well? Yeah! And why should you like anything that happened after you turned nine? Right, and it's fine if you love things because everybody else does Indeed! And far be it from me to tell you exactly where you can shove- Stop before you say something you might regret Why're we always fighting on the Internet? Fandom starts with love, there's no need to shove Surely we can Disagree and Still both be fans of stuff We're here for fun and games Let friendship quench those flamewars So you're wrong, so what? And even though you're wrong I know we'll still be friends We'll get along Whatever you think about Ocarina of Time Ocarina of Time Was great! Sucks