I Met Sarah in the Bathroom

[Intro, spoken] Alright, uh, let me tell this story. So I met this girl at a party - really cute girl, uh, she had- she had, you know those clips from WalMart that you put in your hair? Colorful ones? Yeah, she had that. Uh, gorgeous make-up and pretty clothes, she was like an insta-baddie, she was like one of those girls [Verse 1, spoken] Her name was Sarah I was kinda shy, but she was a daredevil Then she walked to smoke But she didn't like to drink 'cause she knew That her parents would yell at her Then she said, "Hey, Layla" What's up? "You know, I really like hanging out with ya" Aw, I like hanging out with you, too "I think I really wanna kiss ya" Wait, really? "Yeah, but I don't wanna scare ya" Oh, no, that's cool [Chorus] Next thing I know, Sarah took me to the bathroom, ooh And then I met Sarah in the bathroom, ooh Now we're up against a wall and she's calling me "baby" I said, "Are you sure? This is kinda crazy" She said, "I just really wanna go I don't wanna take it slow" Sarah in the bathroom, ooh And with a face like hers, I can't say no I can't say no