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[Round 1: Marlo and Shuffle-T] [M] Fuck the U.K.! [S] Fuck the monarchy [M] Fuck tea [S] Fuck, you know...the weather [M] Having a Prime Minister is gay [S] And our accents a joke [M] Daniel we know [S] We just covered 99 percent of the angles you wrote Cause when you’re against international opponents you’re never direct with your lines [M] Instead you rely on every cliché that exemplifies the well-known nation from where they reside If we were from The Federated States of Micronesia, the fuck would you say, Dan? You’d have a terrible time [S] You need to stop depending on stereotypes you fat, gun-toting American guy [M] And after recycling his leftovers from Deffinition They’re gonna call us homosexual, there’s a given So we thought we can make this more interesting And came up with a clever system Every time they say that we are gay and don’t have sex with women We’ll add another bar to our third round about Dan’s dad’s meth addition You’re both called Dan Thanks for the name flip opportunities [S] It’s Dan and Dan And even the "and" in Dan and Dan is an anagram of Dan So really it’s Dan and an anagram of Dan so really it's a Dan and nad of Dan AKA Dan, Dan, Dan [M] Dun dun dun! [S] Dan Dan Dan This Daniel here is so excited about this He’s the only person here who has been calling this match great When he got it confirmed he lifted up Caustic like Pat Stay [M] His wife cooked him a big old breakfast this morning with ham steaks And all four of our faces drawn in the pancakes [S] The caption underneath in powdered sugar read “Hope you all have a grand day” [M] In preparation for today, this dude created a mood playlist of tunes and named it “The Shufflo Vibes” It’s literally “Happy” by Pharrell Williams duplicated a hundred times But let’s be real, we’re grateful to be on the West Coast You’ve got to laugh, most of the battles here today are proper hard These people here have paid and they want some bars And somehow us ridiculous comic farts have got the part At an event in which Diz, Verb and Hoffa star? [S] What the fuck? [M] Yo, Lush, listen Thanks a million, but you’re a bad magician, but this is not our card [S] Surely this is a purely big mistake I bet when you got the flights paid for we knew something was up, dude Surely now no one with any money will trust you I can imagine him and Lush sitting just buzzing on mushrooms As soon as they hit confirm payment they went, “The fuck did we just do?” [M] And Caustic, what the hell are you doing? You’re battling with Dirtbag Dan I think you’ve hit your head, you know? You’re battling with Dirtbag Dan! That’s a bigger risk than wearing those {points to Shuffle's shoes} Did you not see the flyer? Did it not click that this was set in stone? I know they call you "The Career Ender", I just didn’t think they meant your own [S] Caustic is so pissed What the fuck are you doing here, Mr. Serious? What were you smoking? I can imagine when the trailer dropped and he watched the whole thing he called up Dirt like, “Oh man, I kind of thought you were joking.” [M] Mate, you didn’t think this through a damn bit Dan’s shit, trust me you can’t lift this human baggage And you know the kind of shit we pull Just silly kookie antics Fuckin’ immature dramatics This battle will destroy the image you’ve established [S] Let’s take your interview with Rap Grid You just battled Aye Verb, you said you wanted Big T Shit you even hinted moves to Patrick You’re a serious dude and that’s it [M] But I guess in a room with Dan it’s simple who the man is [S] So now you’re battling us [M] Two nincompoops with wack kicks who sniff the boot and rap sick [S] Just some kids who grew up acting and switched to do some rapping [M] We’re so incredibly overrated there’s no sense in us going places And all that’s left we’re going to say is [Both] Caustic this is who you’re battling! [Round 1: Dirtbag Dan and Caustic] [DD] Y’all ready? You know what rhymes with Marlo and Shuffle-T? [C] Ah no, no no You know what? I don’t think we’re gonna do that [DD] What the fuck, man? Go ahead, you fuckin’ go Already fuckin’ this shit up, go ahead [C] Yo, you wanna know what rhymes with "Marlo and Shuffle-T"? "None of y’all can fuck with me" Before I murdered Verb I was a certified vet But I’m white and I’m funny so I don’t get any respect I say fuck that shit I’m tried way less than Verb did in the end They only book my ass to ruin the integrity of the event The second he stepped on that stage, he was already dead I saw the bitch in his eyes, that’s how I knew I had got in his head And Illmac about to stomp his ass with the pen And if Verb got a problem with what I said, tell him to drink some fuckin’ water before you end up in fuckin’ hospital again Bitch [DD] Hey, if you’re gonna get on your Verb shit, I’ma get on my bird shit Cause y’all both white, like bird shit I’ll get the drop on ‘em like bird shit You fuck around with me you’ll end up all over the news like bird shit [C] Yo you keep droppin’ all this bird shit You’re gonna get the fuckin’ bird flu like Verb did [DD] Fuck that shit I came to take your head like a trophy, T How it’s supposed to be Watch your British bitch get fucked on cam like Sophie Dee I watch porno too, right after my wife goes to sleep [C] You know you fucked up when you accepted those flights? [DD] You know how close this is to Mexico, right? You’ll learn lessons in life if you get through the night [C] Shit, you fuck around with me you’ll get Jefferson Price’d [DD] You know what happened to Jefferson Price? [C] He got slapped by that fat bitch and it ended his life [DD] Marlo’s bitch look just life Jefferson’s wife To fuck he gotta lift the coochie fat While you’re out of town she got your homies at the place Putting cream on her face like a Gucci tat She barely let you fuck missionary They got the cameras out and the lights on Filming British movies after she open her snatch they give her the Full Monty Python [C] I said I’m good in the hood, I know L.A. crooks They let this British fairy come all the way out to L.A. shook I choke you in front of everybody, I’ll let L.A. look I’ll put him in that super mega hold [DD] What's that? [C] That’s L.A. Looks [DD] Which one of these fuckers are you talking to? Comb Over or Doctor Who? [C] What the fuck is a Doctor Who? [DD] You know? Fuckin’ Doctor Who [C] Doctor Who like Chinese dude on sauce is Doctor Who [DD] No, Doctor Who, it’s a TV show on the BBC, dude with the Tardis [C] There’s a BBB show about a Chinese dude who’s retarded? [DD] No Caustic [C] If there was, I would totally watch it [DD] Look that’s way off topic, stay by us No I said we’re Californian, I need you to stay bias Plus, we’ve got these big beautiful beards and they’ve got facial hair like fuckin’ gay pirates Hey, these faggots think that they invented multis You come from the wrong scene [C] These fuckin’ bizarre dweebs have been fuckin’ with our steez [DD] It’s nothing for one of us to… hundreds of long schemes [C] But the trouble with that Shuffle is what do the bars mean? [DD] I’m tryin’ to make a sonnet to tug at your heartstrings You’re trying to force multis, some of them aren’t clean [C] So if you’re going to take your whole fuckin’ shit from the WRCs Try to limit it to a couple of bars, please [Round 2: Marlo and Shuffle-T] [M] I loved all that over-performing like fuckin’ acting shit And I love the fact that in that vlog you said you weren’t practicing Yo, Soul fuckin’ K.O.’ed you, mate Sorry guys I know how the past is one thing But Soul mowed down his ass with one swing Thrown out for harmful punching And if you hear different, it’s like music trivia, No Doubt Stefani’s fronting Alright look maybe that day’s a little fuzzy in my memory [S] But back at home him exposing Jeff is still by some considered treachery But tell the truth, Caustic It meant more than a battle to you when you dumped the shit on Jeffy P [M] It was nothing personal He’s just incredibly morally upstanding when it comes to infidelity [S] And it’s not just Caustic’s performance that causes divorces He writes down the stuff that you’ve been doing in his book of sins Then tells your girl what you’ve been doing in the bulletin She starts crying eating straight out of a pudding tin As he breads her hair like, “I said you were too good for him.” [M] Ask any chick in the place They’ll tell you who’s really the biggest snitch in the game [S] It’s not the biggest breakage of the bro code that’s been done You start hanging around them at first he seems totally fun Then he finds out that one of his homies in love Then he starts wearing a fucking wire when he goes to the club [M] Then his boy’s telling a story like, “So she pouts her cheeks says she’s gonna go down on me” And then Caustic chimes in like [S] “Whoa, that’s sweet, say it again just a little bit louder please.” [M]Look at this fucking guy, you must live like a slob I’m sure You’re the type to order a plasma screen to your crib and set it up on the floor [S] I bet you’ve got two microwaves One that doesn’t work at all And one that only works when you hold the door [M] And Dan thinks he’ll be remembered for the lyrics in his tunes I think that’s really cute But you’re a long way away from a hit single with some views So it’s a massive fuckin’ stretch to think that things will look up soon Trying to make that Dream Work before you’re fishing from the moon Dream Work, boy fishing from the moon I just said a bunch of the words I just said in that sentence I just said [S] Now when you’re up on stage, battling saying something amusing Telling the guy that you’re against that he’s ugly and stupid And you remember you had dreams of being loved for your music Do you ever stop and think to yourself, “What the fuck am I doing?” What is proper depressing is when the family dog catches you jackin’ off and you have to sulk like, “God, I’m pathetic.” [M] We sent Dan a vlog to be used in his podcast Then, get this, the bit we filmed was dubbed with the wrong stuff You got us! And then Dan was like [S] “Yeah! Think you can come on my show and talk that kind of smack to me?” [M] Oh yeah, ‘cause with your millions of viewers we would have really caused some damage, D The numbers that watched your show so strongly scared and baffles me I had to email our original footage to all 12 of them, manually But let’s switch this shit [S] It’s the British kids [M] English pricks [S] Home of Rizzle Kicks, Little Mix, Wiz and Scizz, and fish and chips [M] Really weird things to list but keep going Shuffle mate stick with it [S] We’re taking over your judicial shit like the American colonies at 1766 You like that random historical reference? [M] That’s a rhetorical question [S] Of course it fricking did We got this in the palm of our handsw e’re just spinning it in our finger tips [M] The battle clowns can still hammer down we make standing out our initiative [S] So the Cali crowd can gather round as the West Coast witnesses The Red Coats in this flick like the dress code of Schindler’s List [Round 2: Dirtbag Dan and Caustic] [DD] I understand To be a battler these days you don’t need to be a part of the music biz or have any concept of what music is But where do we draw the line with this stupid shit? There’s a difference between us spitting bars and you two talking in unison You’re not even battle rappers, you’re free-form speech enthusiasts You’re battle actors, tou don’t even fucking rap You do sketch comedy and you suck at that Don’t Flop put you on but off top that’s a bad decision Like one of Lush’s hats [C] Shit, at least it wasn’t one of Aspect’s fucking ugly-ass bucket hats Lookin’ like ScHoolboy tool, what the fuck is that? [DD] Nobody’s safe! [C] I mean honestly I think it’s kinda tight the way Shuffle recites his bars And then Marlo comes in and says something kinda smart But the reality is y’all spend less time apart than pussy lips when vaginas fart We some veterans believe it so we’re not threatened by your secrets I mean the delivery’s kind of clever but the setups aren’t as seamless No wonder your bars always seem to sounds better in a sequence But whenever you’re not together everyone remembers that you’re English [DD] That’s why y’all pale in comparison No y’all pale in comparison It’s embarrassing, makes me wish I had melanin I could share with ‘em I tell you what, here’s a travel tip Head up to CBS, get some suntan lotion, smother that shit Make sure you get on baldy’s forehead real good cause his wispy-ass bangs don’t cover that shit [C] Marlo’s basically a fuckin’ heretic ‘cause he fuckin’ lies about where his hair exists If you’re really not embarrassed, bitch, why don’t you lift up that cheap-ass toupee and show us where it is? [Both] Whoop! There It Is! Whoop! There It Is! Tag Team [DD] More travel tips Make sure you collect your miles from that airline when you get back [C] And make sure you let the stewardess know that your hairline suffers from jet lag It looks like your forehead made the trip but your hairline got left back And no Mexico, but if you started sweating right now you’d have a wet back [DD] At least I’m not going to be a hype man for the rest of my life, dawg It’s ironic Marlo’s whiter than a Q-Tip and he’s forever Shuffle-T’s Phife Dawg [C] I’m on my Spy vs. Spy shit I’ll rig his cell so when he answer his phone it blow up like a side chick I can see into your future Marlo, I’m a motherfucking psychic You lucky that T mobile ‘cause you only known for the Sidekick Y’all like the Nicole Richie and Paris type [DD] Nah, the Cameron and Ferris type [C] Kinda like a pirate with a parrot type Bottom feeding, talent leaching personality parasite I mean we all know Marlo's a fucking lame that’s why we only listen to what Shuffle’s saying A Marlo battle is like a poker game If you don’t see a good Shuffle, it’s not worth playing [C] What the fuck does Marlo even bring to the table? At least Shuffle’s a character He’s got the bars, the charisma, the striking good looks And what has Marlo got? [DD] A fuckin’ free trip to America Aye, look We could go on forever with these Marlo bars because everybody likes Shuffle more But it’s getting old playing games with Marlo I bet Shuffle bored Yo, y’all are supposed to be best friends? How many times you tried to fight each other? I feel like me and Caustic are better friends and most of the time we don’t even like each other I still got his back just like a brother [C] And I’m down to scrap if Dan’s ever got in some trouble But wait a minute, what would it look like if Marlo and Shuffle ever got in a scuffle? {Dan and Caustic get into a mock fight} [Round 3: Marlo] Dissing me for balding blatantly ‘Cause you wished that your ginger wife actually shared the same fate as me [Shuffle-T] You’re right, I am a speech enthusiast And it’s never fiction It’s more like your Dad ‘cause when I rap my meth addiction (method diction) Now Lush assured us that we were gonna get plenty of ass on the West Coast [M] Even went as far as to offer us his family members Well since our plane landed, you will not believe the action we’re tasting I met a chick yesterday at ??? station Her rack was amazing and she was Asian We started chatting away and she asked me back to her place Cause she needed some help getting her mattress inflated Anyway, I showed her a picture of my girlfriend and said I’m happily taken WELL-MANNERED BRITS! She started backing away then gave me a double thumbs up and started randomly waving [Shuffle-T] Cali’s amazing Especially when you’re as awesome as this Yesterday went to talk to a chick, awkward as shit Four minutes in, boring the bitch But let’s just say, the oral was sick By which I mean she was orally sick Caustic ya prick You look like you’ve been drawing your beard on with a marker tip Your facial hair is worse than Marlo’s is You look like John Turturro in Barton Fink if he went apple bobbing in a barber’s sink [M] Hey Dan, great performance against Charlie Clips Fucking idiot! It was the total opposite The only bit I liked from that chokathon was this Seven minutes 17 seconds, go and watch the clip You go to bop his fist but he don’t respond with his So you just hang for a second and drop pathetically like Wile E. Coyote floating off the cliff [S]And that rejection probably sent him into seething pain Cause being self-obsessed is in his DNA And guess what America? I’m not gonna rhyme that with Aaliyah’s plane Why does everybody keep rhyming shit with Aaliyah’s plane? That was 13 fucking years ago that scheme is played Stop bringing it up or you’ll be going down-- [Marlo] Like Aaliyah’s plane! Now I didn’t want to be the one to pass the message But you’re both getting old and you can’t accept it You still getting on your little skateboards, Dan? Still trying to shred it? You can’t really go on a skateboard anymore can you? You’re far too heavy That’s why I said it [S] Both of them are trying to grab on to their youthful cheer Dan uses slang he doesn’t know hasn’t been used for years Walks up like “What’s up daddio, what’s the scoop in here? You guys have been out skateboarding? TUBULAR!” [M] And your music video to “Concentrate” You got that shit popping, Dan You’ve even got Caustic downing a beer at the end and then he flips off the cam' Yeah, you’ve still got it, lads [S] That’s why Dan’s our biggest supporter at nearly 33 It started off on his show just kind of inadvertently [M] But now he’s basically like our really pushy parent Enforcing the strictest work regime [S] “Come on guys, that really didn’t fucking work for me This is our fifth rehearsal, let’s see a bit of urgency” [M] Every battle that we’re in he’s standing in the wing Goes all Joe Jackson with a stick if we’re not spitting perfectly [S] He waves his fist frustrated if we skip a word ’cause he thinks we did it purposefully And then his face goes like Anchorman’s son, a little Burgundy [M] The last time a parent pushed me that hard she was in a surgery, lying on her back fucking giving birth to me [S] He watches over us like we’re kids in nursery Trying to use us only so to live out his disturbing dream [M] Stop trying to recapture your youth through us you sick, perverted freak [S] ‘Cause we’re fighting back this time like a Prince of Persia scene [M] How’s it going, Pinocchio? [S] Fucking nose like a Toblerone [M] You need a reality check if you’re planning again to go in exposing mode I mean if every single fucking week your own kid’s at home exposed to you Stoned on ya homie’s show or posing drunk before a battle trying to pose like it’s totally dope You need to question as a parent if you’ve shown him the ropes, you know? ‘Cause your role model levels, lower than poRICH’s vocal tone This is the guy they call "The Career Ender" More like the fucking tattletale who’ll say anything to get them to listen [M] Caustic brings up your alleged convictions And then he’ll sketch a description so that a sentence is given [S] But it’s not detention or prison, it’s dealt in a written And even two posh guys from Reading in Britain can tell that it’s snitchin’ [M] It’s as if all he’s doing is embellishing wisdom But he brought up the way Jeffy was living So attention was driven from his own tensions with women [S] You ignore your own problems by taking your enemies shit and exposing them in an instance [M] But he’s developed addiction [S] Worse than Dirtbag’s Dad with his meth in the kitchen [M] You ever think they way you act with leave effects on your infant? Like he won’t see Daddy doing drugs and remember it hit him? [S] Though he thinks he dealing justice that’s just his devils within him Trying to find a place to hide away from his own pathetic existence And whilst we’re here, on the West Coast, in neutral grounds, in the Western Contingent We thought we’d put our diplomatic ties to work [M] Cause frankly, all this silly international bother has got us sad and kind of hurt [S] So before Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan and Dan recite their third Organik, we want to put this Don’t Flop spat behind us first [M] Shuffle! What’s that you have inside your shirt? [S] A peace treaty! [M] Gee, really? [S] And it’s signed by Eurgh Whoa! Now Dizaster, this isn’t laminated And it’s our only copy [M] So if you can oblige, sir Now Organik Fuck it, Lush If you can sign here, we can have a night of mirth [M] And some fireworks [S] Sorted, BOLA [M] The war is over Woo! [Round 3: Dirtbag Dan and Caustic] [C] These fucking 90-pound pussies talking real greezy You better be ready to turn up You do fucking three minutes about me and Jeff and then you start bringing his girl up Yo, if you bring up my fucking son I’ma punch you in your nuts Do you follow soccer, by the way? No, you should have wore your World Cup [DD] These fucking queens did a battle where they licked the cream out of Oreos That shit wouldn’t be gayer if you filmed the whole thing through a glory hole You just do whatever Eurgh tells you to, honestly, what the fuck for? Sure, Shuffle can get the cream off a cookie faster We both know which one of you sucks more [C] So wait Y’all just ate the middle of the cookie? I don’t think that’s the way it should be Bunch of white guys eating the white part of the cookie? I dunno, that shit sounds pretty fucking racist to me [M] Well I bought some Oreos today and I’ve got just the plan Let’s do a web redemption since we’re up on cam' Before we finish this round, one of you eats one of these fuckin’ cookies like a fuckin’ man Anybody? Cookie? Biscuit? Biscuits? [C] And y’all trying to be the fucking champs? Shit, Peter and Greg will put y’all to shame Look it’s Adam and Theo More like Adam and the old ball and chain Yo, I can’t wait for the day your little relationship finally ends Cause one would die without the other you’re basically fucking Siamese friends Is this how you wanna spend the rest of your future? Your best friend’s a loser, a desperate moocher, surviving off your talent and your sense of humor [M] This is Hollywood, Shuffle I brought you out here to make maneuvers I’ve been to that shitty country you’re from I know you want to escape your future Your father basically lives at the pub but you can’t blame him for being a daytime boozer Cause your mom’s a typical British bitch She got big old tits with a face like Cruger’s That’s ‘cause her ancestors are incesters That’s the problem with your country, fam' Your aunt’s father’s were in sisters So your Grandmother looks like a fucking man [C] Wait a minute, Dan Since we’re battling British kids don’t you think we should put it in some shit they can understand? [M] Okay Shuffle’s Nan has supple cans but her face resembles Russell Brand That’s fucking disgusting, you couldn’t pay me to stuff her clam [C] Don’t be in such a rush now, Dan I mean on the other hand A nice guy like me could stomach Shuffle’s nan Shit for a couple grand I’ll fuck the bitch dressed like I’m fucking Uncle Sam [M] America! Fuck yeah! You’ll hear the rockets red glare when they cocking and spray It’s a revolution so when it’s party time, I’ma throw T off the Dock Of The Bay I’m like Daniel Boone when those cannons boom I’m like Davy Crockett when I wave these rockets I’m like George Washington when I… [C] Dan, you’re not fucking George Washington, stop it This hyper America bullshit is fucking way too obnoxious [M] Fuck that shit, Caustic They used to fear the beard, I lose a couple battles and now I’m doubted? It’s like y’all forgot who burned down Ness Lee’s house just so I could write a fucking round about it Sorry, Ness! [C] You beat us in a dream you better wake up and apologize He’s holding back your character, you basically Han Solo in the carbonite You couldn’t walk a mile in his shoes You couldn’t fill an inch of his condom size It’s like without Shuffle the entire operation is compromised It’s pretty safe to say I know where the problem lies cause without you one of ‘em will not survive I’ma give you a minute to let that sink into your head like Marlo’s eyes [M] Basically, as far as the bars go Me and Caustic got stripes like a bar code People in the back are like, “Why didn’t they write more Shuffle bars?” Well that’s easy [C] Cause Shuffle’s fucking awesome, dude [M] Fuck you, Marlo!